A) Wrong material on the cloth. Most of the water skipped off.
B) It's all fun and games until you can't rip the cloth off.
However... did You even LOOK at the first pictures I posted?
EDIT: I know it is the wrong type of cloth because I had a VERY un-PC captain in the army. He also happened to mention some creative ways to use our communication equipment coupled with the scrotum. And did you know small needles can work wonders under nails? Don't get me started on the teeth, now THAT is what you resort to in desperate situations.
But then, the best sort of torture is strapping someone up, sedate the bodies, make them unable to see their body... And then play various cracking sounds in their ears, as you explain what you are doing to them. Or better yet, leave a LOT for imagination.
However, he gave us the knowledge of how to use it in a pinch. And we were all abundantly clear on it breaking each and every international code of honour. We were also clear on the fact that attempting this WOULD breach our contract with humanity at large.
The USA seem to have had the same lesson... But not the same... Lesson...
Bookmarks