[League] The Return of Askvaard Von Pizzaguy [CONCLUDED]

[NinjaCow64]

We still have a chance. He said final night, not final phase. There could be one last day, assuming that there is only one scum team remaining (The Serial Killer)

[Choxorn]

If it was the final phase, we'd already have lost.

[El Barto]

Yeap. Now LYNCH CSARGO.

[Askthepizzaguy]

NIGHT TWELVE





Csargo found himself in a very dark, frightening place.


"Greetings, Csargo. Do you know who I am?" asked a voice from the shadows.


Csargo: "No, I don't believe we've met."


"Do you know where you are?"


Csargo: "Not particularly. It's dark in here."


Csargo felt something tickle his leg.


Csargo: "What was that!?!"


"Don't mind them. They're just part of the decor."


Csargo: "The decor?"


"Yes. Do you like what I've done with the place? No light... nothing to see. Nowhere to run. Nowhere to hide. Nowhere to move. Do you feel me right next to you now, Csargo?"


Csargo: "Yes, I know you're here. What are you going to do to me?"


"Me? What makes you think I'm even capable of doing anything to you?"


Csargo: "You're the one that's been killing us this entire time!"


"I'm not capable of such an act. No, I'm afraid something much, much worse has been happening. You see, as you already know, you and I aren't really real. We're just... memories of the past. Understand?"


Csargo: "Yes. I got that part."


"Well, the way we remember it, something very bad happened to me, and we've gone to great lengths to block it out."


Csargo: "You're the 'dark side' of Askthepizzaguy. Who or what are you, really? His good side wasn't all peaches and cream either, you know."


"Oh, I sure do know that. I know that very well. But I am the memory of his most horrific act of all."


Another tickle.... Csargo felt this one on his neck.


Csargo: "What did he do to you?"


"How would you like to be trapped.... suffocating.... in a small, dark place, for all eternity. Does that sound appealing, does it?"


Csargo: "No, not particularly. But he's done some pretty messed up things. I seem to remember Crazed Rabbit's horrific ending."


"Yes, but that was psychological and drug-induced. This.... this was real. And it's about to become real for the rest of us.... you in particular."


Csargo: "Why me?"


"Ho ho ho. Ho ho! Why you?!? Because you're THERE. That's all the reason we need. Heh heh heh...."


Csargo: "What else happened to you?"


Something pinched Csargo's leg, painfully.


Csargo: "Ouch! Something bit me."


Csargo leaned down to try to brush it off his leg, but in the confined space, he couldn't bend. He couldn't even see what it was.


"There are a lot of them in here. And they haven't eaten in over a year, my little pet. They haven't eaten, since they ate me."


Csargo: "Ate you?"


"Ate me alive. Alive and screaming. I could feel them tear my flesh apart, while my heart was still pumping. My nerves were still sending pain signals to my brain long after the beetles had stripped my face of all its meat. Their little jaws sliced apart my eyes... I could feel them tearing holes in my skin, crawling inside me..."


Csargo: "Stop it. Stop talking about this... please..."


"And when they were able to crawl inside, they all seemed to act as one. The entire swarm crawled into my innards, as I frantically tried to brush them away. But it was no use... they ate their way into my guts, and they began to wriggle deeper and deeper into me. All I could do was scream in horror... and terror...."


Csargo: "Let me out! Let me out of here!"


"Yes, that's what I said, before I lost my mind completely. Being eaten alive makes you go completely mad, you know. When they crawl inside your nose.... down your throat.... when they crawl into your ears, and slice their way inside your skull... and begin to crawl into your brain.... you go completely mad. They are like fire ants... only bigger. You can feel their little legs wriggling, their little jaws slicing you to bits."


Csargo: "HELP ME!!! SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!!"


"And there's no one around to hear your screams. Nobody except me... and I enjoy them. Bon appetit, my pretties...."



The swarm of flesh-eating beetles consumed Csargo alive.


The screaming reverberated throughout my brain, and I tried to wake up.... but I could not.


And I felt that pain.... I felt it too.


And I went completely mad.








"Alive" - (3/33)

atheotes
Ironside
SouthernKing


OH MY GOD, THEY'RE ACTUALLY DEAD!!! - (30/33)

wideyedwanderer- "Lady" Weston-Hogues / Winston Hughes - CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
Johnhughthom- "No mask and all lowercase" johnhughthom - BEEF [vanilla townie]
Jarema- "Freshly squeezed" Autolycus - SOUP [vanilla townie]
Nightbringer- "Richly blended" Camikaze - BEEF [vanilla townie] Ragnar H. Dingleberry [Ego] MAFIA ROLEBLOCKER
Chaotix- Seon "Likes to choke" - CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
Diana Abnoba- "We miss you, come back and play with us" Renata - SOUP [vanilla townie]
BSmith- mgsmuhammed "cooked well done" - BEEF [vanilla townie]
Montmorency- "Not really" Arakhor - BEEF Jarrema - SOUP "MAFIA" [Townie Mason]
Classical_hero- "Not an elk either" Civgeneral - CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
DaveShack- "Laces out" Save Ferris - BEEF [vanilla townie]
a completely inoffensive name- Bestrfcplayer "More like worst, amirite?" -BEEF Romanichine- CHICKEN "MAFIA" [Townie Mason]
Zaccino- NarutoAvatarDBZ - "Don't ever call me a" CHICKEN Askvaard Von Pizzaguy [Superego] MAFIA GODFATHER
Seon- Nictel "Ship has sailed" - SOUP [Vanilla townie]
Arjos- BSmith "Restin' at the bottom of Davey Jones Locker" - CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
King Jan III Sobieski- Wogged in disgrace [vanilla townie]
Ishmael- landlubber "Shark bait"- BEEF [vanilla townie]
NinjaCow64- "Shish kebab" GamezRule- SOUP [vanilla townie]
edse- Mechaerik "squishy" CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
Choxorn- taillesskangaru "the choxobon" SOUP [vanilla townie]
thefluffyone93- Skwink Caesar "so very fluffy" CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
Double A- robbiecon- "remarkably lacking in funny writeup" SOUP [vanilla townie]
Xenoneb- "Pre-Zaccino" Zack- BEEF [vanilla townie]
El Barto- Takhisis "He's the same guy!"- SOUP [vanilla townie]
Beefy187- YoshiEgg737 - "what else? Of course he's" BEEF [Vanilla townie]
Tiaexz- Classical Hero- "everything tastes like" CHICKEN [Vanilla townie]
Major Robert Dump- "Dump sat alone on a bench in the park..." Earthling- CHICKEN [Vanilla townie]
Skooma Addict- General "Fan of the Vikings" Olaf- SOUP Sergeant Peppercorn [ID] MAFIA DOCTOR
Memnon- "into the abyss" Red_Spy- CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
The King- "is dead. Long live the King!" civplayah- SOUP [vanilla townie]
Csargo- choxorn "Beetle juice?" - SOUP [vanilla townie]





BEGIN SCREAMING IN HORROR


You have 24 hours until it all ends. Permanently.

[Ishmael]

That's a very interesting choice of kill by the mafia, seeing as a number of people (albeit those mostly dead) were advocating for Csargo's lynching. Has SouthernKing been posting at all?

Also Pizza, I think I'll go sit in a fetal position in the centre of a large, brightly lit room now. *shudders*

[Askthepizzaguy]

I guess I won't link you to Murder Manor III then... it might cause permanent damage.

[Askthepizzaguy]

By the way, here's the link.

[Ironside]

Csargo was innocent? I didn't expect that.

Vote: atheotes

Clever play to pretend to be inactive these last rounds.

[Zack]

Obviously Ironside should be lynched.

[Ishmael]

Obviously Ironside should be lynched.

Obviously Ironside and atheotes will vote each other, and SouthernKing will remain inactive. It would be hilarious if he was actually the SK .

[NinjaCow64]

If SouthernKing wins it will be the hollowest victory since TF2 Mafia when robbiecon snatched victory.

[El Barto]

OK, don't lynch Csargo, guys.

[Beskar]

You know, it is going to bite us all in the rear that we forgot the "atheotes is always the mafia" rule.

[El Barto]

I thought it was 'Askthepizzaguy is always the mafia' but this works, subsidiarily.

[Askthepizzaguy]

As Ironside is the only one to show up this round, he should be counted on the winning side no matter what.

Round ends.

[Ironside]

I win.

[Ishmael]

I win.

Yeah, I was slightly worried by the fact nobody else turned up to vote. Oh well.

[Ironside]

Yeah, I was slightly worried by the fact nobody else turned up to vote. Oh well.

To be fair, I did spare SK to have as lynch bait the last round (Atheotes has no excuse though). With that voting counts twice on inactives, I would always win with 3 people left, if one was inactive.

I can see why host killing of inactives are a good thing after this game though.

[Askthepizzaguy]

THIRTEEN









Darkness reigned at Askvaard Manor.


The Serial Killer remained.


The Party guests had been mostly destroyed.


The survivors had given up all hope.


And someone who had been seeking revenge had found exactly that.


Deep in the basement, Neverwonagame3 burst out of the refrigerator. He was a rotting corpse, a skeleton with a tiny bit of decomposed meat remaining.


His bones struck the staircase with a thunderous, reverberating thud. He walked slowly up the stairs.


atheotes was waiting in the Parlor. His blank expression revealed defeat.


The floor was still soaked with blood and corpses.


There was someone else in the Parlor as well, who turned at looked at the advancing corpse. He froze in horror.


Neverwonagame3 grabbed the other one, and dragged him toward the staircase. He lifted him up, and punched him square in the jaw, sending him hurtling down the stairs.


atheotes looked over at his attacker, seemingly unable to move.


Within seconds, atheotes had been dragged over to the staircase as well, and hurled down into the darkness below.


Where daylight would never reach.


The places where nightmares are not merely the harmless imaginings of men.


Where innocent people would go to die.


atheotes and the other Party guest looked up at the door to the world of the living, above them.... and watched it slam shut.















"Alive" - (2/33)

Ironside
SouthernKing


OH MY GOD, THEY'RE ACTUALLY DEAD!!! - (31/33)

wideyedwanderer- "Lady" Weston-Hogues / Winston Hughes - CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
Johnhughthom- "No mask and all lowercase" johnhughthom - BEEF [vanilla townie]
Jarema- "Freshly squeezed" Autolycus - SOUP [vanilla townie]
Nightbringer- "Richly blended" Camikaze - BEEF [vanilla townie] Ragnar H. Dingleberry [Ego] MAFIA ROLEBLOCKER
Chaotix- Seon "Likes to choke" - CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
Diana Abnoba- "We miss you, come back and play with us" Renata - SOUP [vanilla townie]
BSmith- mgsmuhammed "cooked well done" - BEEF [vanilla townie]
Montmorency- "Not really" Arakhor - BEEF Jarrema - SOUP "MAFIA" [Townie Mason]
Classical_hero- "Not an elk either" Civgeneral - CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
DaveShack- "Laces out" Save Ferris - BEEF [vanilla townie]
a completely inoffensive name- Bestrfcplayer "More like worst, amirite?" -BEEF Romanichine- CHICKEN "MAFIA" [Townie Mason]
Zaccino- NarutoAvatarDBZ - "Don't ever call me a" CHICKEN Askvaard Von Pizzaguy [Superego] MAFIA GODFATHER
Seon- Nictel "Ship has sailed" - SOUP [Vanilla townie]
Arjos- BSmith "Restin' at the bottom of Davey Jones Locker" - CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
King Jan III Sobieski- Wogged in disgrace [vanilla townie]
Ishmael- landlubber "Shark bait"- BEEF [vanilla townie]
NinjaCow64- "Shish kebab" GamezRule- SOUP [vanilla townie]
edse- Mechaerik "squishy" CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
Choxorn- taillesskangaru "the choxobon" SOUP [vanilla townie]
thefluffyone93- Skwink Caesar "so very fluffy" CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
Double A- robbiecon- "remarkably lacking in funny writeup" SOUP [vanilla townie]
Xenoneb- "Pre-Zaccino" Zack- BEEF [vanilla townie]
El Barto- Takhisis "He's the same guy!"- SOUP [vanilla townie]
Beefy187- YoshiEgg737 - "what else? Of course he's" BEEF [Vanilla townie]
Tiaexz- Classical Hero- "everything tastes like" CHICKEN [Vanilla townie]
Major Robert Dump- "Dump sat alone on a bench in the park..." Earthling- CHICKEN [Vanilla townie]
Skooma Addict- General "Fan of the Vikings" Olaf- SOUP Sergeant Peppercorn [ID] MAFIA DOCTOR
Memnon- "into the abyss" Red_Spy- CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
The King- "is dead. Long live the King!" civplayah- SOUP [vanilla townie]
Csargo- choxorn "Beetle juice?" - SOUP [vanilla townie]
atheotes- "always mafia" Darth Caesar- BEEF [???]





Time seemed to slow to a complete stop.


A popping sound was heard.


And then, blackness.

[Ishmael]

I can see why host killing of inactives are a good thing after this game though.

It also gives the host a good excuse to be creative with their death write-ups .

And of course, well played. It's not often that one sees a SK victory.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Time seemed to crawl backwards....


And further and further back.


One memory remained.


The last thing I remember.......

Day Five




Professor Askvaard counted up the votes and was displeased.


Professor Askvaard: "It seems that one of you has been inactive since last month. Why did you come to my party if you didn't want to have dinner and play a game?"


SouthernKing: ".........."


Professor Askvaard: "Are you listening? I'm aware this sort of thing has happened before. And I have grown tired of it. Now you'll pay the awful price."


Professor Askvaard grabbed a heavy vase, and smashed SouthernKing over the head with it, and dragged him away from the dinner guests.


Professor Askvaard: "Be right back, folks!"


And so the professor dragged SouthernKing down the hall, and turned the corner. He passed a marble statue of himself, and dropped SouthernKing onto the floor. Then he pushed the marble statue onto SouthernKing, smashing him with several hundred pounds of solid rock, which broke apart on impact.


Professor Askvaard: "Take that!"


And the dragging continued. They passed several turns, and the Professor took them quickly, bashing SouthernKing into the corner. He went up a flight of stairs, with SouthernKing's head bouncing roughly off of each step. Then, he went down that same flight of stairs, hurling SouthernKing down ahead of him. Then, he took out a set of keys and unlocked the basement, picked up SouthernKing, and punched him in the face, sending him tumbling down yet another set of stairs, landing unconscious in the unfinished cement floor at the bottom, covered in roaches.

When SouthernKing woke, he felt tiny pieces of cardboard raining down on him. There were jigsaw puzzle pieces of all kinds.... tens of thousands of them.


Professor Askvaard: "If you want to stay alive, you'll assemble all five puzzles. Otherwise, you go in my refrigerator of doom. THIRTY MINUTES....."


And SouthernKing realized that this was the one time he really needed to win a game . So he worked furiously, assembling the first puzzle in only ten minutes.... but there just wasn't enough time, so he worked faster, and faster....


Professor Askvaard: "TWENTY MINUTES....."


And SouthernKing quickly assembled the next puzzle.... it only took him five minutes this time.


Professor Askvaard: "FIFTEEN MINUTES....."


Working as fast as he could, he assembled the next puzzle. Two more to go. There was just enough time!


Professor Askvaard: "TEN MINUTES...."


SouthernKing finished the fourth puzzle, scrambling for his life. The final puzzle would be much easier, since the pieces weren't all mixed together. He worked like a madman, and soon enough, the puzzle was almost finished.


Professor Askvaard: "FIVE MINUTES...."


There was still a piece missing. SouthernKing looked all around, trying to locate the missing piece... but time was running out.


Professor Askvaard: "ONE MINUTE...."


SouthernKing: "Where's the last piece?"


Professor Askvaard: "Oh, NOW you want to play a game, huh? Now you want to talk?"


SouthernKing: "Please, give me a chance! I'm sorry! Just tell me where the last piece is!!!"


Professor Askvaard: "You want to know where it is? You want me to tell you?"


SouthernKing: "Yes, yes! Please! I'll do anything!"


Professor Askvaard: "You really want to know? You've only got thirty seconds left to live...."


SouthernKing: *breaking down and crying* "Just tell me, please mister... I'm so sorry I went inactive in your game....


Professor Askvaard: "It's in your small intestine."


SouthernKing: "WHAT???"


Professor Askvaard: "You remember that lovely piece of chicken you ate earlier? You remember how tasty it was? You said it wasn't very tasty at all, that it tasted like cardboard. Well, you were right. That was the final puzzle piece. Now, you must use this jigsaw to cut your stomach open and retrieve the missing piece.... or you will die."


SouthernKing: "No....no.... that's not true.... this is impossible!"


Professor Askvaard: "Search your feelings, you KNOW it to be true..."


And so, SouthernKing grabbed the jigsaw off of the nearby table and plugged it into the wall. He took the jigsaw and turned it on, and was just about to cut open his stomach when....


Professor Askvaard: "TIME'S UP!!!"


SouthernKing: "Stay back, you madman! I'll cut you open with your own saw!"


Professor Askvaard: "SouthernKing, you do not yet realize your importance. You have only begun to discover your power. Join me, and I will complete your training. With our combined skills, we can end these destructive murders and bring the mafia to justice and bring order to the galaxy."


SouthernKing: "I'll never join you!"


Professor Askvaard: "If you only knew the power of the town side. Neverwonagame3 never told you what happened to your father."


SouthernKing: "He told me enough.... he told me YOU killed him."


Professor Askvaard: "Yes..... but I am your father."


SouthernKing: *cries of anguish* "Noooooooooooooo!!!!"



And, filled with the horror of knowing he was Professor Askvaard's son, he dropped the jigsaw and hurled himself into the refrigerator filled with flesh eating beetles, and willingly closed the door, locking himself in. Professor Askvaard watched and listened with delight.


Professor Askvaard: "Hahaha! Hahaha! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!"



But the professor heard footsteps behind him.


Neverwonagame3: "So, father. We meet again."



Professor Askvaard: "For the first time, for the last time. And I see your saw is as big as mine! Let's see how well you handle it..."

-One epic jigsaw versus chainsaw battle later-

Professor Askvaard: "NOOOOOOO! How could I have been defeated.... I'm the party host! I can't die!"



Neverwonagame3: "Then this is going to be very painful, for a very, very long time...."



Neverwonagame3 kicked Askvaard in the chest, causing him to drop his jigsaw, and sending him tumbling backward toward an open tool trunk. Inside was all manner of rusted nails, screws, and various sharp metallic instruments. As he landed, he broke his spine, paralyzing him from the neck downward.


The lid of the tool trunk slammed shut, and several long nails hammered it closed permanently.



Professor Askvaard: "Wait! This isn't how I remember it! This wasn't supposed to end like this! This is all wrong!"


Neverwonagame3: "Well I remember it differently."


Neverwonagame drilled a tiny hole into the top of the tool trunk, and he slipped a large funnel inside of it.


Soon, flesh-eating beetles began pouring through the hole, and began tearing Professor Askvaard to shreds.


Professor Askvaard felt the beetles eating him from the inside out. Even though he couldn't move, he could feel the pain. They were inside his body.... pinching him all over. Slicing him up. Cutting their way into his eardrum.... soon, they were inside his brain.



Professor Askvaard lost all conscious thought, and went completely and utterly mad.

[Askthepizzaguy]

FINALE

Professor Askvaard was still in his padded cell,


in a straitjacket, hanging from the wall, to ensure he was no danger to himself or others.


His mind had snapped completely, just before he was set to be released from the Beaverhead County Calmness Sanctuary for the Criminally Interesting.


He couldn't stop babbling about how he could never seem to win a game...


and how inactive townies would be the death of him.


He couldn't release himself from the mafia prison inside his mind,


where cruelty and darkness reigned supreme.






Super supreme.








With extra mushrooms.









COO-COO-KA-CHOO!!!!








HEEE HEE HEEE HEEE YAAAA HAAAA HAAA HAAAH HAAAAAA!!!!!

Gone and forgotten - (32/33)

wideyedwanderer- "Lady" Weston-Hogues / Winston Hughes - CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
Johnhughthom- "No mask and all lowercase" johnhughthom - BEEF [vanilla townie]
Jarema- "Freshly squeezed" Autolycus - SOUP [vanilla townie]
Nightbringer- "Richly blended" Camikaze - BEEF [vanilla townie] Ragnar H. Dingleberry [Ego] MAFIA ROLEBLOCKER
Chaotix- Seon "Likes to choke" - CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
Diana Abnoba- "We miss you, come back and play with us" Renata - SOUP [vanilla townie]
BSmith- mgsmuhammed "cooked well done" - BEEF [vanilla townie]
Montmorency- "Not really" Arakhor - BEEF Jarrema - SOUP "MAFIA" [Townie Mason]
Classical_hero- "Not an elk either" Civgeneral - CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
DaveShack- "Laces out" Save Ferris - BEEF [vanilla townie]
a completely inoffensive name- Bestrfcplayer "More like worst, amirite?" -BEEF Romanichine- CHICKEN "MAFIA" [Townie Mason]
Zaccino- NarutoAvatarDBZ - "Don't ever call me a" CHICKEN Askvaard Von Pizzaguy [Superego] MAFIA GODFATHER
Seon- Nictel "Ship has sailed" - SOUP [Vanilla townie]
Arjos- BSmith "Restin' at the bottom of Davey Jones Locker" - CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
King Jan III Sobieski- Wogged in disgrace [vanilla townie]
Ishmael- landlubber "Shark bait"- BEEF [vanilla townie]
NinjaCow64- "Shish kebab" GamezRule- SOUP [vanilla townie]
edse- Mechaerik "squishy" CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
Choxorn- taillesskangaru "the choxobon" SOUP [vanilla townie]
thefluffyone93- Skwink Caesar "so very fluffy" CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
Double A- robbiecon- "remarkably lacking in funny writeup" SOUP [vanilla townie]
Xenoneb- "Pre-Zaccino" Zack- BEEF [vanilla townie]
El Barto- Takhisis "He's the same guy!"- SOUP [vanilla townie]
Beefy187- YoshiEgg737 - "what else? Of course he's" BEEF [Vanilla townie]
Tiaexz- Classical Hero- "everything tastes like" CHICKEN [Vanilla townie]
Major Robert Dump- "Dump sat alone on a bench in the park..." Earthling- CHICKEN [Vanilla townie]
Skooma Addict- General "Fan of the Vikings" Olaf- SOUP Sergeant Peppercorn [ID] MAFIA DOCTOR
Memnon- "into the abyss" Red_Spy- CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
The King- "is dead. Long live the King!" civplayah- SOUP [vanilla townie]
Csargo- choxorn "Beetle juice?" - SOUP [vanilla townie]
atheotes- "always mafia" Darth Caesar- BEEF [vanilla townie]
SouthernKing- "gone AWOL and eaten by beetles" The Bake - BEEF [vanilla townie]

THE END

SERIAL KILLER VICTORY






"Alive" - (1/33)

Ironside-
MANIFESTATION OF TRAUMATIC MEMORIES OF FALLEN SON -
Neverwonagame3- CHICKEN
[SERIAL KILLER]

Askvaard will return....

[Askthepizzaguy]

Cast




Manifestation of traumatic memories of Joecoolyo
Askthepizzaguy-Narrator





MANIFESTATION OF ID, EGO, AND SUPEREGO-
[MAFIA]

Skooma Addict- Sergeant Peppercorn General Olaf- SOUP
MAFIA DOCTOR (ID)
Nightbringer- Ragnar H. Dingleberry Camikaze- BEEF
ROLEBLOCKER (EGO)
Visorslash/Zaccino- Askvaard Von Pizzaguy NarutoAvatarDBZ- CHICKEN
GODFATHER CANNOT BE TRACKED (SUPEREGO)


MANIFESTATION OF TRAUMATIC MEMORIES OF FALLEN SON-
[SERIAL KILLER]

Ironside- Neverwonagame3- CHICKEN



MANIFESTATION OF THE MEMORIES OF FRIENDS

[MASONS]
Montmorency- Jarrema- SOUP / Arakhor- BEEF
DOCTOR
a completely inoffensive name- Romanichine- CHICKEN / Bestrfcplayer- BEEF
WATCHER/TRACKER


Vanilla townies
Choxorn- taillesskangaru- SOUP
El Barto- Takhisis- SOUP
NinjaCow64- GamezRule- SOUP
Jarema- Autolycus- SOUP
Double A- robbiecon- SOUP
Diana Abnoba- Renata- SOUP
BSmith- mgsmuhammed- BEEF
Seon- Nictel- SOUP
Arjos- BSmith- CHICKEN
King Jan III Sobieski- Kennigit- SOUP
Classical_hero- CivGeneral- CHICKEN
edse- Mechaerik- CHICKEN
Chaotix- Seon- CHICKEN
Johnhughthom- johnhughthom- BEEF
Csargo- Choxorn- SOUP
Memnon- Red_Spy- CHICKEN
Major Robert Dump- Earthling- CHICKEN
atheotes- Darth Caesar- BEEF
Tiaexz- classical_hero- CHICKEN
wideyedwanderer- Winston Hughes- CHICKEN
The King- civplayah- SOUP
Ishmael- landlubber- BEEF
thefluffyone93- Skwink Caesar- CHICKEN
Beefy187- Yoshiegg737- BEEF
SouthernKing- The Bake- BEEF
Xenoneb- Zack- BEEF
DaveShack- Save Ferris- BEEF

[Askthepizzaguy]

http://www.quicktopic.com/48/H/9D9v4HxYS7PX
Mason QT

http://www.quicktopic.com/48/H/NTi6d7dECUe
Mafia QT

http://www.quicktopic.com/48/H/baybWJd39ZJmY
SK/Host QT



Scoring and postgame comments to come later.

Thank you for playing, particularly those who actually played!

[Montmorency]

Southern King was inactive the whole game. Quite a close one, this. Town managed adequately, overall.

Good on Ironside for the two shadow victories in-a-row. I'm surprised he did not kill more often, though.

Should have expected that Pizza would give town two roles rather than three, if he could get away with it. Yet, three mafia - had I called that one, I wouldn't have made a fool of myself thinking Zack was the third role.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Preliminary commentary:


The game was based on the famous/infamous most brutal WOGging of an inactive player of all time, which occurred in the last game, against the inactive Neverwonagame3.


What if the guilt from that event tormented an already tormented mind?


What if I couldn't face that dark memory... and it slowly pushed my already split personality further into madness?


What if I had to face what I had done?


What if I had to finally pay for my crimes, even though I had escaped prosecution and was put into an insane asylum?


No one would be able to punish me in there.


But one suppressed memory would resurface...


And wipe out all the others.


Only fitting that such a memory would end up destroying several other inactive memories in the end.

[Montmorency]

Remind me: was I successful with even one protection?

[Askthepizzaguy]

Remind me: was I successful with even one protection?

No, you died before the odds were ever really good that you'd be able to protect someone.

The odds were always long that you'd successfully do it; I am surprised you chose to protect people other than your mason partner at times.

[Choxorn]

An excellent game. I never suspected Ironside at all. Good thinking at the end killing the only other active player, even when he was the most suspicious.

[Zack]

I'm actually kind of glad we didn't win. It would have felt really cheap.