Vitiate Man.
History repeats the old conceits
The glib replies, the same defeats
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Unvote; Vote: Ituralde
We can still have andres vigged by a five man team tonight.
Since at least half of you want to see me dead, if I survive the day I will abandon the ship. It was an honor to travel and loot with you, but this old pirate still prefers to leave this ship alive.
In the case of my death, I left BSmith as my sole beneficiary. Don't waste it all, young Anne. (OOC: A small thank, for showing me such an interesting game :) )
*sigh*
Very well.
Golden, abandon the ship.
Visor, block Andres.
Zack, Auto, Myrd, Monty will kill Andres.
Vitiate Man.
History repeats the old conceits
The glib replies, the same defeats
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So by getting rid of Andres and Ituralde we can basically guarantee we have the frenchman dead.
Leaving perhaps just the maven operative alive.
Elects Kagemusha who made Andres an officer
immediately unvotes andres so he's not in any real danger
Jumped on when Andres seemed to be running away, typical bussing spot
Spare was way in the lead at this point, and it wasn't really ever close. Easily persuaded to not vig andres that night (see qt m257)
rants against andres without actually voting him, voting for xiahou instead
He doesn't mention Andres again in the thread, despite earlier statement that he was not "in any way town". He was on the vig attempt on Andres during the night of the storm, and I assume the Frenchman has nightkill resistance anyways (he did in the last game when he wasn't even mafia).
I think it's weird how insistent Monty is being that the above somehow PROVES andres/spaceman are not affiliated. It seems like standard distancing/bussing to me. spaceman never really pushed that strongly to eliminate andres - suggested it, sure, but never pushed in the way others this game have pushed to eliminate some. If Andres isn't the Frenchman, I'd like to hear who could be, because no one else could have done both blocks and the conversion.
LYNCH ANDRES
ELECT BSMITH
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Unvote; Vote: Andres
yes m;lord
OK. Fine. Given analysis of N5 actions, the only possibilities for a BSmith block:
Andres
JHT
Gaius
The last two are dead. Very well, we kill Andres tonight.
Vitiate Man.
History repeats the old conceits
The glib replies, the same defeats
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Visor, do you want Golden lynched, or what? Wise up. Finish Ituralde and let us see how much Zack wants Andres dead.
Vitiate Man.
History repeats the old conceits
The glib replies, the same defeats
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Unvote; Vote: Ituralde
yes m'lord
what is even the tally?
does day end in a few minutes
Voting closed.
...can I get off the merry-go-round now?![]()
"I'm going to die anyway, and therefore have nothing more to do except deliberately annoy Lemur." -Orb, in the chat
"Lemur. Even if he's innocent, he's a pain; so kill him." -Ignoramus
"I'm going to need to collect all of the rants about the guilty lemur, and put them in a pretty box with ponies and pink bows. Then I'm going to sprinkle sparkly magic dust on the box, and kiss it." -Lemur
Mafia: Promoting peace and love since June 2006
Zack, don't try to derail lynches in the last 10 minutes.
Andres will die, so long as you follow your orders.
Vitiate Man.
History repeats the old conceits
The glib replies, the same defeats
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I am not your pet, stop trying to control my every move. You cannot plan out every single action every single person will take in every single phase, it will not work, the game is not played that way. I don't care about your perfect little plan you have mapped out for the rest of the game. I care about killing the french, and I apologize if that conflicts with your meticulously crafted, rigid schedule for how the game is supposed to play out.
Back off. I need some breathing room.
You need to talk with people. Explain your thought processes. Do not simply give commands and refuse to explain further, that's unacceptable. Stop avoiding questions and give some damn answers to them.
It's pretty simple.
We seem to agree that Andres is a good candidate for Frenchman now.
So we kill him.
That can happen through a vig, or through my administration.
I would prefer a vig.
BSmith, Ituralde, Andres, Golden, and my 3 - out. Who's left?
Csargo, Auto, Myrd, Double A (nominally) - and yourself. So do you want Andres dead or not?
Vitiate Man.
History repeats the old conceits
The glib replies, the same defeats
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Why not just blunderbuss or have the first mate get him? Why the insistence on an unreliable vig group
To ensure no chance for conversion.
People being in the writeup is very important at this stage.
Day 8
Anger at the continued situation and the perceived lack of progress aboard the Presence quickly turned to shock when Double A announced early on in the day that he was stepping down as Captain, effective immediately. The hopeful saw this as a chance to insert more active leadership aboard. The opportunistic saw this as a chance to increase their gold stashes a bit by gaining the position for themselves. The cynical were disappointed that Double A deprived them of a chance to mutiny and take his gold. Nonetheless, the voting went on, this time complicated by a new election for the Captaincy - the third in a week.
The election, unlike the previous ones, was not determined by who was going to be the most effective leader, or who handed out the most gold in bribes. Instead, it was determined by the person that the crew believed was least likely to be the Frenchman or in his pay. After some discussion and a minor challenge by BSmith, this person was determined to be Montmorency.
"Right then," said Montmorency, addressing the crew at sunset when his ascendancy had been confirmed. "We're going to be doing things a little differently aboard this time. I have, in my hands, a thoroughly crafted, 487-step plan entitled OPERATION BLENHEIM that, assuming proper implementation, is guaranteed to rid this good ship of all French influence once and for all! Now, let me carefully explain how this plan is to work. We are currently on step 6(f), which means that you, autolycus, are to take three steps to your left, while simultaneously Myrddraal is to take the helm in order to ensure that we stay on course. Now, as per Guideline R7, I need to be repeatedly jumping up and down while reading this next section..."
And Monty droned on and on, dcmort93 and Visorslash, who would be keeping their previous positions as First Mate and Quartermaster, respectively, took control of the proceedings, most notably reading the votes for execution. These had been splashed in a few different directions, most notably Golden1Knight and a very brief effort to take out Andres right before sunset, but at the end of the count Ituralde was in the clear lead.
"Oh come on!!!" Ituralde protested, upon hearing this. "I be giving a full account o' me actions time and time again! This is how I be repaid? First thrown in the brig, denied me treasure, and now being thrown off the ship? This be how you treat yer crewmen?"
"You can always appeal to the new Captain, if ye want," dcmort said, a smirk on his face. Ituralde looked up with the intent to do so, but Monty was now explaining the new dietary patterns the crew needed to follow if they were to stop the Frenchman. No luck there.
"Okay, now then, Step 23(j) requires Golden1Knight to close your eyes, turn around, walk four paces in a 45-degree angle to the left of his about-face, and then take his cutlass out and execute a wide diagonal slashing motion- Golden1Knight? Are you even paying attention? This is important!"
"Oh, uh, sorry boss. What be my instructions again?"
Sighing, Monty told him, and everybody watched as Golden closed his eyes, made an about-face, walked four paces in a 45-degree angle to the left of said turnaround, took his cutlass out, and executed a wide diagonal slashing motion... which caught Ituralde perfectly in the chest and had him staggering back in pain.
"What... but..." he murmured, and then toppled over the side of the ship from loss of blood. Everyone "ooh"ed and "ahh"d and starting applauding. Maybe this plan of Montmorency's would work out, after all.
Day 8 tally:
Ituralde: 6 (Montmorency, dcmort93, Golden1Knight, autolycus, BSmith, Visorslash)
Golden1Knight: 3 (Myrddraal, Csargo, Andres)
Csargo: 1 (Ituralde)
Double A: 1 (Double A)
Andres: 1 (Zack)
Captain election:
Montmorency: 6 (Visorslash, dcmort93, BSmith, Montmorency, Myrddraal, Golden1Knight)
BSmith: 3 (autolycus, Ituralde, Zack)
dcmort93: 1 (Double A)
Csargo: 1 (Csargo)
Andres: 1 (Andres)
It is now Night 8. Please send in your orders. Night 8 will conclude on Sunday, October 18th, at 11:00 US Eastern Time.
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Attacked: spaceman98 (n1), Askthepizzaguy (n1, n3, n7), Csargo (n2), Andres (n3, n6), johnhughthom (n5), Gaius Scribonius Curio (n5, n6), autolycus (n5), Ishmael (n5, n6)
Killed: TFT (n1), seireikhaan (n2), Ice (n3), landlubber (n4), Lissa (n4), Gaius Scribonius Curio (n6)
Mutinied: Kagemusha (d2)
Abandoned Ship: Ironside (n2), Choxorn (n6), Askthepizzaguy (n7), El Barto (n7)
Walked the plank: Xiahou (d3), spaceman98 (d4), TheFlax (d5), johnhughthom (d6), Ishmael (d7), Ituralde (d8)
Souls aboard: (11)
Andres
autolycus
BSmith
Csargo
dcmort93
Double A
Golden1Knight
Montmorency
Myrddraal
Visorslash
Zack
Last edited by GeneralHankerchief; 10-17-2015 at 05:43.
"I'm going to die anyway, and therefore have nothing more to do except deliberately annoy Lemur." -Orb, in the chat
"Lemur. Even if he's innocent, he's a pain; so kill him." -Ignoramus
"I'm going to need to collect all of the rants about the guilty lemur, and put them in a pretty box with ponies and pink bows. Then I'm going to sprinkle sparkly magic dust on the box, and kiss it." -Lemur
Mafia: Promoting peace and love since June 2006
Yeah, shower earlier Visor. I could still be alive. Also dcmort missed scanning last night? That's... something.
Time to hang out in Davy Jones Locker! Yarr!
The lions sing and the hills take flight.
The moon by day, and the sun by night.
Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
Let the Lord of Chaos rule.
—chant from a children's game heard in Great Aravalon, the Fourth Age
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