Futuramafia [Concluded]

[El Barto]

Have you never watched Futurama, meatbag?

Guilty as charged. That's why I sorta-apologised earlier for not roleplaying.

So here goes in the hope of enlightening your puny brain. Thank my shiny metal ass.

[Dp101]

So here goes in the hope of enlightening your puny brain. Thank my shiny metal ass.

Consider your shiny metal ass thanked.

[Pelican]

uncoöperativeness.

Bart is town for this great use of a dieresis.

[El Barto]

Consider your shiny metal ass thanked.

My shiny metal ass appreciates this. Wait, it doesn't.

Bart is town for this great use of a dieresis.

It's spelled ‘diæresis’, and I am obviously town.

[Dp101]

Ok, so reads wise right now I like Pelican for having generally solid ideas that are logical. Past that, Cuthillius looks like wrong town, I still kind of dislike stork's extremely brief responses, and I really don't like general's seemingly random tunneling on me around lynch time. I am not a fan of El Barto's posts so far due to how none of his posts feel like they make a case himself, and instead he just jumps onto whatever wagon looks half decent while posting random jokes, but if that is how he normally plays as village I will let it slide for at least one more day. Visor frustrates me, his short posts with definite accusations that have no discernible logic behind them make him seem like mafia just trying to make a case on anyone, but again, if that is how he plays as village then I'm not sure what I'm meant to do because I have nothing to read him on. Winston doesn't feel that great to me right now, his posts again feel a bit non-committal. Novice has kind of fallen off of my radar right now, and no one else has really posted enough for me to have a read on them

[El Barto]

For the record, I play as this when scum as well. Someone show the kid the graph.

[Montmorency]

He can be more subdued as scum.

[Al Sipsclar]

I say El Barto is more crazy when town. When he starts making sense, it's a scumtell.

[El Barto]

How dare you accuse me of making sense, meatbag? My shiny bending ass is offended.

Joke, I ain't offended yet.

[Stork]

That's most of your post, but maybe I missed some understanding. What is "noot"?

neutral

[El Barto]

Then why don't you post in English? Is your database corrupted?

[Zack]

Night One is over. DO NOT POST.

[Zack]

Smitty: "Reported homicide in this area!"



URL: "Suspect found, hot in pursuit."



Smitty: "Suspect is armed and dangerous! Wait! Suspect is dead!"



URL: "Suspect was the victim?"



Smitty: "Suspect is nowhere to be found. I think our job here is done."



URL: "Oh, yeah."

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"Thanks, I appreciate that. Nah, I'm joshing with you, that was quite annoying!" - El Barto

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Flexo

Player: El Barto

Role: Flexo (https://theinfosphere.org/Flexo)

Faction: TOWN

CAN TALK AFTER DEATH.

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It is now Day Two.

Voting ends in: (note the early deadline, 3pm US Eastern)

[Zack]

Alive: 20

Al Sipsclar
Askthepizzaguy
atheotes
BSmith
Choxorn
CrimsonFox
Cuthillius
Dp101
GeneralHankerchief
johnhughthom
Montmorency
Murska
Newyn
novice
Pelican
Riedquat
seireikhaan
Stork
Visor
Winston Hughes

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Lynched: 1

d1 - spaceman98 - Leela

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Killed: 1

n1 - El Barto - Flexo (can talk)

[Zack]

You may now post.

[El Barto]

My metal ass don't shine no more. Wait, it does. It's just dead. this is the voice of Flexo's backup system, broadcasting live from Mom's storage facilities

Thought you'd get Bender, didn't ya, fools?

[Visor]

takhsis getting that role is the worst thing imaginable

[El Barto]

takhsis getting that role is the worst thing imaginable

Good thing I'm not takhsis but El Barto!

Heheheheheheheheh

[Dp101]

Just realised I forgot a couple, Crimson is town and Mont is null.

[Montmorency]

Crimson? Your kill?

[El Barto]

Crimson claims to be a vigilante but doesn't kill anyone (or so he says) and someone (else?) kills me. Not cool, bro. Why wouldn't the mafia attack the vig?

[BSmith]

vote: CrimsonFox . He had tons to say during day but nada when he could have proven his claim? I still don't trust his claim. Did you kill Barto? If so, why and what happened to the mafia kill?

One kill means something isnt adding up here.

[Dp101]

Crimson claims to be a vigilante but doesn't kill anyone (or so he says) and someone (else?) kills me. Not cool, bro. Why wouldn't the mafia attack the vig?

Actually, good point. They probably just think he will be lynched easily because of how suspicious people thought he looked yesterday and the thing you just mentioned. Or I'm WIFOMing, but I'll take that risk.

[Montmorency]

Crimson claims to be a vigilante but doesn't kill anyone (or so he says) and someone (else?) kills me. Not cool, bro. Why wouldn't the mafia attack the vig?

How do you figure? How can we differentiate between whether the killer here was a Vig or an SK or whatever, as opposed to Mafia? Unless these are soft hints from beyond the grave...?

[Montmorency]

As BSmith hinted anyway during the night, the Mafia could skip a kill to try framing Crimson. Straightforward enough. But why would Crimson kill Bart? Seems like a waste...

[Dp101]

How do you figure? How can we differentiate between whether the killer here was a Vig or an SK or whatever, as opposed to Mafia? Unless these are soft hints from beyond the grave...?

Are you suggesting the mafia held their shot?

[Dp101]

Ah, nevermind, xposted.

[Montmorency]

And I see what was wrong with Bart's post. He mentioned Crimson claiming not to have killed last night, but in fact Crimson has not yet posted. So Bart's post can be disregarded.

[El Barto]

How do you figure? How can we differentiate between whether the killer here was a Vig or an SK or whatever, as opposed to Mafia? Unless these are soft hints from beyond the grave...?

You callin' me soft? I'll kill you! Kidding, I can't. My arms are back there with my former body.

As BSmith hinted anyway during the night, the Mafia could skip a kill to try framing Crimson. Straightforward enough. But why would Crimson kill Bart? Seems like a waste...

My point exactly. Doesn't make sense, boyo. And didn't a lot of people say it made no sense for him to claim then?

[El Barto]

And I see what was wrong with Bart's post. He mentioned Crimson claiming not to have killed last night, but in fact Crimson has not yet posted. So Bart's post can be disregarded.

He claimed during the night that he probably wouldn't kill.