The Full Monty: Simpsons Mafia [Concluded]

[White_eyes:D]

YES, YES now nothing can stop me....... as Sideshow Bob was the only one who could kill me with out loss(and no I am not saying I am mafia.....it's just that my ability is now invaluable to town)

[ULC]

I would like the town to PM their roles to me, please, especially if you are dead.

I am in fact the last reviver. When Swedishfish went in active, so did one of the town better assets. I need to make an informed decision, and I would appreciate it if the town helped in this matter. I'll send you my PM if need be.

[Askthepizzaguy]

i'll send you my PM if need be.

No quoting PMs, if I remember my own rules correctly.

[ULC]

I never said I would quote your PM's Pizzaguy

[Askthepizzaguy]

I never said I would quote your PM's Pizzaguy

From the way you worded it, that's what I thought you meant. Just a friendly reminder.

I suppose since I accidentally broke a rule in the other game it would even things up. It's no biggie. But I just thought I'd remind everyone just in case.

[Sigurd]

I would like the town to PM their roles to me, please, especially if you are dead.

I am in fact the last reviver. When Swedishfish went in active, so did one of the town better assets. I need to make an informed decision, and I would appreciate it if the town helped in this matter. I'll send you my PM if need be.

I think that might be a problem since the dead are not allowed to communicate outside the game thread .

The dead also may not communicate outside the thread in any way, shape, or form relating to this game, be it via PM, chat, quicktopic, or other. Please do not PM the dead as well, to avoid any confusion.

Besides... why not revive one of the doctors?
We can't have a townie win anyways, let the zombies destroy the mafia

[Askthepizzaguy]

Don't listen to Sigurd, he's just upset that he was killed twice, and also because he's dead and stuff. Not that I blame him; being dead always makes me angry. By the way, ever since Chaotix27 turned me into a zombie, I've learned to enjoy the sweet tangy flesh of human remains. If you all want to see the zombies win, I'm sure you won't have to do a whole lot to make that happen.

I'll be extra descriptive in the write-ups, and draw from my personal experiences.

Mmmm... infant liver...

[ULC]

I was asking live members to communicate vie PM or other means, and the dead to post publicly.

Say I were to in fact bring back one of the doctors, what good would this do when he would then be proceeded to be killed the very next night? You don't gain anything like that. So I'd prefer it if we could actually make a calculated move, one that could in fact do something to save said doctor, or bring back someone who can protect, or even vig kill.

At this rate, I could bring back myself (nevermind the paradox forming here) and begin to eradicate the zombies. I could also be completely anal and bring back one of the mafia (heaven forbid). The point I would like to make, is that I want to think intelligently about this decision. It will do us no good otherwise.

Also, sorry to disappoint, I cannot bring Fenring back, to negate his win

[Askthepizzaguy]

Don't listen to YLC, he's just trying to win the game using reason.

[ULC]

Don't listen to YLC, he's just trying to win the game using reason.

Don't listen to our host, he's trying to convince you to listen to me using triple reverse psychology.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Don't listen to our host, he's trying to convince you to listen to me using triple reverse psychology.

He used a clown smiley face, therefore he must be guilty! Guilty Guilty Guilty Mafia Scumface Dirtbag Waffle Iron Guilty Innocent Guilty. That's how totally not guilty he is. Or is he? Or am I just trying to trick you? Do I even know what I'm talking about? It's 6 AM and I'm typing randomly!!!

He's only as guilty as you are not, except on Wednesdays, when the force multiplier is in effect and he gets a triple word score. He's at least 99% not guilty, and a side of fries.

I don't know how to use reverse psychology... note the ellipsis after I said that... take heed!

Cheese Doodles! The moderator of the game has spoken!

[ULC]

I rest and close my case as I proceed to open that bag of cheese doodles like a giant handful of confetti. Now, I have to ask, if most cheese is either yellowish or white, why are cheese doodles reddish-orange ? Are we supposed to be convinced that as we stuff ourselves with dehydrated artificial cheese puffs of mostly air that they are also in fact carrots or something? Or is their a cheese I am not aware of that might count as neon red/orange? Such Neon cheese would be interesting, if one gets past the noble gas. One could use that Neon cheese as a handy flashlight...which also brings to me why the heck are most lights YELLOW?! The sun does not shine down yellow light, it shines pure light! Why the heck would we make lights that are yellow! Or orange! Or even black! What sense does a blacklight make if your going to cover the bulb in a black coating in an attempt to tone down the light?! USE A CANDLE, if your that fearful of light! And what the heck is the point of UV lights?! We have a sun you know, makes tons of UV rays, all the time, doesn't even stop, and you don't have to pay a cent. So why do we even have pennies ? They cost more to produce and manufacture then they are worth. Does this mean if I go to a bank with several hundred thousand pennies, they OWE ME money? If not, then everybody is getting ripped off, because were attached to the guy on the damn coin. Move him to another COIN! IT'S HONESTLY NOT THAT HARD! I swear people these days...

[Sigurd]

I was asking live members to communicate vie PM or other means, and the dead to post publicly.

Say I were to in fact bring back one of the doctors, what good would this do when he would then be proceeded to be killed the very next night? You don't gain anything like that. So I'd prefer it if we could actually make a calculated move, one that could in fact do something to save said doctor, or bring back someone who can protect, or even vig kill.

Right ...
The mafia will take care of any power role you revive anyways.
Here is an idea ... what about Kang and Kodos? I have a few mafia I want to kill.
The Wayland Smithers role was a protector role BTW. I didn't have a choice in who to protect though.

If the revived doctors only creates zombies ... ya know I think the zombies are highlighted in green for a reason.

If the Zombies kill the mafia ... the result might be either a townie win or a neutral win. At least it is not a Badguy win.

[Yoyoma1910]

Hi, my name is Lionel Hutz, Attorney at something or other... I was killed while working for town, by a townie. It's actually a common way for a lawyer to go.





I have the ability to sue people, bogging them down in massive amounts of bureaucracy.





I also have smoking monkey dolls for all my clients.

[Thermal]

i assume i'm dead or been WOG'd if not though to tell and i'll carry on

[Beefy187]

So... any one wants to revive me?

Jokes.. Good luck town

[ULC]

Do we have any roles that protect another role, unconditionally? Otherwise, I'm thinking on reviving Kang and Kodos. He can be a tool for the town, and if starts turning on us, we can lynch him easily enough. Otherwise I'm not sure what to do.

Also, I want the town to enforce a strict "No Vodka while playing mafia" on me, please...

[Askthepizzaguy]

Be careful who you revive, there could be unforeseen consequences.

[Chaotix]

DO NOT revive Sigurd-as-Kang-and-Kodos. No matter what alignment his second role was, Kang and Kodos is still a mafia role, and would have no reason whatsoever to help us if you revived it. If anything, he would probably side with the other mafia or something, or kill you just for the spite of it.

If you want to know who Sigurd-as-Smithers protects, it's me. I'm Burns.

[ULC]

That is easy enough to know Chaotix, I was only suggesting it out of weird drunken desperation. I want to revive someone who will actually be useful to the town...*sigh*, I will revive El Diablo, hopefully he can be protected for something other then a one shot use. After that, I'll go for Gaius, or Craterus, if no one else has a better suggestion.

[TevashSzat]

Whoa, I think like 2 rounds already passed since I last stopped by here. Sorry for being kinda inactive right now, rl is a bit busy so I've only been stopping at the org for like 5 min but I'll try to be more active the following rounds.

Anyways, I think the theory behind that I'm Itchy and Scratchy is obviously flawed by the fact that Sigurd was Kang and Kodos, yet his cover was Ned Flanders, who was only one person. Its probably just as likely that Itchy and Scratchy is disguised as one guy.

[Beefy187]

That is easy enough to know Chaotix, I was only suggesting it out of weird drunken desperation. I want to revive someone who will actually be useful to the town...*sigh*, I will revive El Diablo, hopefully he can be protected for something other then a one shot use. After that, I'll go for Gaius, or Craterus, if no one else has a better suggestion.

Me.. ill kill off the mafias for you.. you can lynch me if you get sick of me

[White_eyes:D]

Me.. ill kill off the mafias for you.. you can lynch me if you get sick of me

Hell,no if you come back I turn into a pool of blood and I can't take my revenge afterwards, as I said your character was the ONLY one that could kill me without dieing.....

[Beefy187]

Hell,no if you come back I turn into a pool of blood and I can't take my revenge afterwards, as I said your character was the ONLY one that could kill me without dieing.....

Aww you were on the top of my target list...

But if anyone is willing to revive me... Ill be waiting in my coffin... with a loaded gun and a working chainsaw...

[Sarathos]

Beefy give it up, there is no way you are getting revived.

Aww you were on the top of my target list...

Well you didn't do very well if he is still alive...

[shlin28]

Don't forget the zombie making doctor who didn't know he can create zombies...

[White_eyes:D]

Well you didn't do very well if he is still alive...

He was scared too, I would be too if only the mafia knew what it could do.....but against Sideshow Bob it was useless.....(I mean he could only die by lynching...and I was only lying about it being able to stop all Serial killers/Mafias) he had me on his hit list after he just said I was the killer but me bullflopping my way into saying it would kill him made him stop but when he saw I was trying to lynch him he knew right away it would not effect him,if I was him I would then try to kill that guy too....but it was too late for Beefy

[Beefy187]

He was scared too, I would be too if only the mafia knew what it could do.....but against Sideshow Bob it was useless.....(I mean he could only die by lynching...and I was only lying about it being able to stop all Serial killers/Mafias) he had me on his hit list after he just said I was the killer but me bullflopping my way into saying it would kill him made him stop but when he saw I was trying to lynch him he knew right away it would not effect him,if I was him I would then try to kill that guy too....but it was too late for Beefy

It was Smowz who got me lynched with his overwhelming evidence... I was willing to let you live and convince everyone to lynch you instead

[White_eyes:D]

It was Smowz who got me lynched with his overwhelming evidence... I was willing to let you live and convince everyone to lynch you instead

No Smowz did Confirm in my mind though......I had you in my crosshairs since that scene in the bar but I thought maybe it was not....and besides I was the first one to draw suspicion on you with your post to lynch me had you killed me that night I still think no one would have been the wiser.....

[Chaotix]

If I may, white eyes, you've pretty much made your ability useless, as now none of the mafia/zombies will go after you and waste a night in doing so. Instead, they will go after people who aren't confirmed (or merely claimed) as invincible.