One Day When I Get Enough Money

[Ramses II CP]

...I'm going to have you all killed. Nothing personal, the population of the world is just about ten times higher than I'd like it for my kids. I figure reducing the world's male population by about 75% along with a strict euthanasia program for the elderly would do it.

If you ask really nicely once I'm super rich I'll allow you to die in a manly way, like pit fighting a never-ending horde of elderly euthanasia selectees.

[Hooahguy]

im going to buy one of these:

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[Thermal]

yay! im going to buy the number 4 and make chinese people think im satan

[shlin28]

I'm gonna buy the number 8 so I'll get even richer.

(and then I'll run numberology classes to tell people 4 means death, not satan )

[Megas Methuselah]

...I'm going to have you all killed. Nothing personal, the population of the world is just about ten times higher than I'd like it for my kids. I figure reducing the world's male population by about 75% along with a strict euthanasia program for the elderly would do it.

After a couple nights' work, I'm satisfied. You can kill me if you want, but I have successfully impregnated numerous girls. My blood will carry on when I am gone.

[Beefy187]

im going to buy one of these:

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Pfft.. Too much 2142 for you. Go back to good old BF2! I can sort of play that against the computers with graphic lag kicking in every minute or so

[Hooahguy]

Pfft.. Too much 2142 for you. Go back to good old BF2! I can sort of play that against the computers with graphic lag kicking in every minute or so

pfft! BF2142 beats BF2 in almost every way!

[Yoyoma1910]

...I'm going to have you all killed. Nothing personal, the population of the world is just about ten times higher than I'd like it for my kids. I figure reducing the world's male population by about 75% along with a strict euthanasia program for the elderly would do it.

If you ask really nicely once I'm super rich I'll allow you to die in a manly way, like pit fighting a never-ending horde of elderly euthanasia selectees.

Why don't you just take up smoking and drive a hummer?

[||Lz3||]

I'm going to buy a ****ing New BMW... or Porche... I don't know...

I'm serious... I'll tell ya how it goes in 25 years tough (my estimated time)

[Yoyoma1910]

I'm going to buy a ****ing New BMW... or Porche... I don't know...

I'm serious... I'll tell ya how it goes in 25 years tough (my estimated time)

I'm sorry, I know this is going to sound kind of anal and all... and I really don't mean to come across like that in anyway,


but the car is spelled: Porsche

What you said you were going to buy is either:

Sows in Italian or a Porch (or gateway) in French.

(It's also a common last name in south Louisiana, not to be confused with Poch, Poche, Porcher, or Porché)

[Sasaki Kojiro]

I'm sorry, I know this is going to sound kind of anal and all... and I really don't mean to come across like that in anyway,


but the car is spelled: Porsche

What you said you were going to buy is either:

Sows in Italian or a Porch (or gateway) in French.

(It's also a common last name in south Louisiana, not to be confused with Poch, Poche, Porcher, or Porché)

I bet you pronounce it "porsh-aaaaa" too don't you.

[Yoyoma1910]

I bet you pronounce it "porsh-aaaaa" too don't you.

Pronounce it however you want, but the common misspelling makes it really hard to Google things that have the word "porche" in them. All people have to do is put an s in the middle of it, and the world would be a quadrillion times easier.

[||Lz3||]

I'm sorry, I know this is going to sound kind of anal and all... and I really don't mean to come across like that in anyway,


but the car is spelled: Porsche

What you said you were going to buy is either:

Sows in Italian or a Porch (or gateway) in French.

(It's also a common last name in south Louisiana, not to be confused with Poch, Poche, Porcher, or Porché)

who said I was talking about the car?...

building a nice porche is also expensive...

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ups... typo mistake... all that area of my keyboard is funny hehe, I have to press them harder than usual ... er do you bealive me?

[Lemur]

I'm going to buy a ****ing New BMW... or Porche...

I'll ignore the typo, since that's already been hashed out in some detail, and ask the obvious question: Why buy new? I picked up a beautiful BMW sedan for less than a new Honda Accord would have cost me. And every time I take it in to the dealer for the no-cost maintenance, I look at the idiots scoping out the new M3s and sport "activity" vehicles. What are they getting for $60k–$150k that is substantially different than what I got for $20k?

Which isn't to say I don't enjoy the coddling and the VIP treatment—I do. But I'm painfully aware that I'm freeloading on the experience. People who buy good used deals aren't subsidizing the extras.

[Reverend Joe]

Toilets are for the weak and women.

[Moros]

I'd buy a Panda and call him george.


edi: and pie, lots of pie!

[edyzmedieval]

I want a time machine so I can look back at what I have done and also look at the history. That is my ultimate dream, a time machine, to step back, and look live at how our ancestors forged history.