Quick thinking Hero

[HoreTore]

1. I am a beer man. Will be to the day they put me in the clay.

2. Texas is better than France we even had a thread about it. I'm pretty sure the final vote was Texas: 347643. France: 45. Not to mention our women bathe shave and aren't stuck up. America has so much more to offer than France. Oh sure France has the Louvre, Bastille, Eiffel tower, The Arc De Triumph and many other historical wonderment's But in America you can deep fry your candy bars. That is freaking EPIC.

1. I was that too, until I realized I got a lot more women with red wine....
2. I didn't vote in it, and since my vote counts for around 1 billion regular human votes, France would win easily.
3. Who cares about the art and old buildings anyway? Why look at a 500-year old house when you can look at a 20-year old woman instead?
4. American women are fat. French women are thin. I'm thin. American women would crush me. I can tolerate some sloppy hygiene(I'll make them sweat anyway) and some hair if it means I get to survive. Besides, it's not like I can't shave off any offending hair myself.
4. Deep fried candy bars? Seriously? I'm very far from a health freak, but there's just no way such a thing will enter my mouth. In fact, the food is one of the top reasons I want to go to France.

[Strike For The South]

You may have your own motives for wanting this guy in Texas but Texas has enough problems with out him

Problems? ha!

1. I was that too, until I realized I got a lot more women with red wine....
2. I didn't vote in it, and since my vote counts for around 1 billion regular human votes, France would win easily.
3. Who cares about the art and old buildings anyway? Why look at a 500-year old house when you can look at a 20-year old woman instead?
4. American women are fat. French women are thin. I'm thin. American women would crush me. I can tolerate some sloppy hygiene(I'll make them sweat anyway) and some hair if it means I get to survive. Besides, it's not like I can't shave off any offending hair myself.
4. Deep fried candy bars? Seriously? I'm very far from a health freak, but there's just no way such a thing will enter my mouth. In fact, the food is one of the top reasons I want to go to France.

1. The women here drink beer
2. I'm just trying to help you make your decision. Besides there are humans and then there are TEXANS. We are like and advanced form.
3. EXACTLY! America is all about the new and advanced
4. American women are NOT fat! They are simply curve and voluptuous. I am not very thin so I am sorry for your plight of being crushed by a beautiful curvy American (or if you're really lucky TEXAN) women. It's not merely about hygiene it's there ATTITUDE.
5. AMerican food is the best. Deep fired snickers are the FOOD OF GODS!

[Watchman]

OTOH, the French are normally fully literate.