Bacon poll

[Ibrahim]

A great food? Or the greatest food?

leave room in the poll for "terrible" as an option. this poll is unfair!

I despise bacon, whether pork, turkey, or any other concieveable form. I do not see how anyone likes the smell (like burnt eggs mixed with salt and roadkill IMO), the taste is just..appaling, and the whole appearence resembles some skunk that was dyed pink, and then dismembered and flattened, leaving a strip of fleshypink with lighter, thin pinkish lines in the middle. don't even get me started on the feeling.

I seriously do not understand its greatness..can someone enlighten me? I mean, is there supposed rto be something good about this odious, and unhealthy abomination?

*rant ends*

[Strike For The South]

leave room in the poll for "terrible" as an option. this poll is unfair!

I despise bacon, whether pork, turkey, or any other concieveable form. I do not see how anyone likes the smell (like burnt eggs mixed with salt and roadkill IMO), the taste is just..appaling, and the whole appearence resembles some skunk that was dyed pink, and then dismembered and flattened, leaving a strip of fleshypink with lighter, thin pinkish lines in the middle. don't even get me started on the feeling.

I seriously do not understand its greatness..can someone enlighten me? I mean, is there supposed rto be something good about this odious, and unhealthy abomination?

*rant ends*

You're fairly new here so Im going to let this slide, because I'm beginning to like you. I will not tolerate this a second time.

[rasoforos]

leave room in the poll for "terrible" as an option. this poll is unfair!

I despise bacon, whether pork, turkey, or any other concieveable form. I do not see how anyone likes the smell (like burnt eggs mixed with salt and roadkill IMO), the taste is just..appaling, and the whole appearence resembles some skunk that was dyed pink, and then dismembered and flattened, leaving a strip of fleshypink with lighter, thin pinkish lines in the middle. don't even get me started on the feeling.

I seriously do not understand its greatness..can someone enlighten me? I mean, is there supposed rto be something good about this odious, and unhealthy abomination?

*rant ends*

It's...bacon! Nothing more to say...


I agree with you about turkey bacon tho. Terrible. You cannot call it bacon unless it used to go 'oink' in its past life.

[a completely inoffensive name]

leave room in the poll for "terrible" as an option. this poll is unfair!

I despise bacon, whether pork, turkey, or any other concieveable form. I do not see how anyone likes the smell (like burnt eggs mixed with salt and roadkill IMO), the taste is just..appaling, and the whole appearence resembles some skunk that was dyed pink, and then dismembered and flattened, leaving a strip of fleshypink with lighter, thin pinkish lines in the middle. don't even get me started on the feeling.

I seriously do not understand its greatness..can someone enlighten me? I mean, is there supposed rto be something good about this odious, and unhealthy abomination?

*rant ends*

Strike maybe more tolerant of the anti-bacon (ers? ites?) but I don't like my staple food to be labeled as pink skunk.