The fight for Inishmore [Concluded]

[pevergreen]

It is a dark room. A single light is focused directly downward on the body of Publius Aelius Hadrianus who is tied to a chair. Around the chair walks Padraic.

"So matey...you lead a good life do you? You think you can take away my profits by selling drugs to kiddies?"

"No Padraic, I was just giving them candy and hoping to sleep with them! I promise!"

"Thats . You were selling drugs and not giving me the profits. How can I run my splinter group off the IRA when I don't have an income"

As Padraic says this, he squats down and picks up some pliers.

"I think I may have to convince you, friend."

Padraic, with precision, pulls out the toenail from Publius' big toe on his left foot. Publius screams in agony.

"It just isnt nice friend. How am I meant to terrorise the English when I can't even buy a decent bomb? I used my last one to blow up that fish and chip store that charged for the ketchup!"

Padriac pulls out another toenail, this time from his big toe on his right foot.

"See, I'm a nice bloke. Other people would take both toenails from one foot, and then the pain would all be on one side, but I spread it around, make it easier to bear."

"Oh yes, its very nice of you."

"Hmmm yes, it is. Now...which of your nipples do you like better?"

"What? My nipples?"

"Yeah, I'm going to cut one of them off. Its your choice though, I'd hate to deny a man of his favourite nipple."

"I don't know! I like them both!"

Padraic swings around and pulls a massive knife out from nowhere, pressing it against Publius' naked chest.

"You better choose boy, or I'm going to cut both of them off! CHOOSE. NOW."

Publius is freaking out, struggling with all his might to get away from the glinting knife. Just as Padraic begins to cut, the phone rings. He stops, and pulls the knife away looking into Publius' eyes.

"You got lucky. I'm going to take this call, and by then, maybe you will have chosen which one you're going to keep."

Padraic walks around talking on his phone inaudibly.

"Wait, did you say Wee Thomas was poorly? How bad is he? Has he eaten? Is his fur still shiny? Oh I'm coming home. this Wee Thomas needs me! I DONT CARE WHAT YOU SAY, I'M COMING FOR WEE THOMAS."

Padraic throws the phone away, before looking back at Publius.

"It looks like our time is up friend, my cat is poorly."

Publius is very scared right now, having heard of how Padraic is about his cat, so he speaks very fast:

"Could it be heartworm? My cat had heartworm a few years ago, nearly died from it too! Just give him a tablet, that'll do, and he'll be right as rain!"

"...Heartworm hey. Lets hope it is, otherwise I'll be coming for you. As for you, lets get you untied and off to the hospital, I don't want those toes going sceptic. Have you got money for a bus?"

Publius shakes his head.

"Ah well, here, take a twenty for a cab. Make sure the doctors take good care of you. You dont have to worry too much about infections, I make sure my pliers are sterile."

Padraic walks out and begins his journey back to Inishmore. It will take him two days.



Alive:
Andres
Beefy187
Captain Blackadder
Jolt
Askthepizzaguy
taka
shlin28
LittleGrizzly
Reenk Roink
GeneralHankerchief
Sasaki Kojiro
Psychonaut
Lord Winter
White Eyes
Seamus
CountArach
Factionheir
A Very Super Market
Polemists
serierkhaan
777ares777
yoyoma1910
Diana Abnoba
F.C is the bees knees
boudica
Sigurd
greyblades
Alexander the Pretty Good
Ituralde
El Diablo
YLC
gaelic cowboy

Dead:
Publius Aelius Hadrianus

Lynched:

Some rules and so forth:
No revealing in private. No screenshots.
Every person with a role has a name. In any kill writeups or lynches, if a player with a name features in them, their in game name will be used. (eg, If my name is Bob and I kill Beefy, the write up would say that Bob stalked beefy and killed him.)

The town must remove all threats to it to become victorious.

If you have questions, feel free to ask.

Commence Day 1.

This round shall last about 28 hours, then 24 from then on.

[taka]

aw that was pretty harsh to kill someone new to the game

[pevergreen]

To clarify, Publius never actually signed up. Beefy tried to get him to, but there was no response. I needed someone to die for that storyline, so he fit the bill nicely.

[taka]

o..... lol

[Reenk Roink]

o..... lol

It's clear taka is playing dumb.

I am pretty sure he is Mafia but I must stick with tradition and abstain courteously

[A Very Super Market]

But he didn't die...

Is that a dig at Irish healthcare?

[taka]

you what? how could i know that he wasnt playing? there were like about 4 pages of randomness before the game started

anyways as usual i too vote: abstain

[Lord Winter]

Vote: Askthepizza guy.

and the Lord said let the wall of text come forth...

[Sasaki Kojiro]

I will vote:taka

[Askthepizzaguy]

The mafia have been chosen, pro town roles are being randomised now.

I volunteer for the first lynch. Go get them, fellas.

Vote: Askthepizzaguy

[Beefy187]

Gaelic Cowboy sounds like Irish to me. And his new so he deserves a welcome vote. And his on the bottom of the list and lynching from the bottom to top means I get to live longer.

Vote:Gaelic Cowboy

Welcome to mafia

[Sasaki Kojiro]

I volunteer for the first lynch. Go get them, fellas.

Vote: Askthepizzaguy

have it your way...unvote:taka, vote:Pizza

[Askthepizzaguy]

Sasaki:

With this many people, you're just going to hit an innocent or a pro-town role. Even if you got close to catching a mafia, they would just manipulate the tally and avoid it.

As such, I'm volunteering to go first. I'd like any and all votes, please.

[Reenk Roink]

Sasaki:

With this many people, you're just going to hit an innocent or a pro-town role. Even if you got close to catching a mafia, they would just manipulate the tally and avoid it.

As such, I'm volunteering to go first. I'd like any and all votes, please.

Extremely counterproductive. I am determined to stop you!

[Sasaki Kojiro]

Extremely counterproductive. I am determined to stop you!

Reenk Roink: Defender of Pizzaguy?

What is the world coming to??

[A Very Super Market]

We need more provocation!

Vote: Askthepizzaguy :D

[Askthepizzaguy]

Extremely counterproductive. I am determined to stop you!

Why? Why is that not a good plan? I am listening.

In this game, we have what, two mafia families? They are against one another, and the town is just caught in the middle. We need to do all we can to spare what pro-town roles we have, for as long as possible.

@Sasaki-

It's certainly topsy-turvy all right.

[Beefy187]

Why? Why is that not a good plan? I am listening.

In this game, we have what, two mafia families? They are against one another, and the town is just caught in the middle. We need to do all we can to spare what pro-town roles we have, for as long as possible.

@Sasaki-

It's certainly topsy-turvy all right.

If your innocent
1. Well.. One less lynch we can use..
2. Creates WIFOM
3. Being lynched reduces your credibility as a townie.

If your guilty
1. "Hey I volunteered to die round 1. So listen to me"
2. Privately contact lots of players, talk about your heroic act of sacrifice and making them trust you.
3. At worst your probebly just a hench man.

Congratulations Pizza guy. Its my policy to lynch anyone including my self who creates WIFOM.

Vote: ATPG

[Captain Blackadder]

All WIFOM have to go

VOTE ATPG

However even after you die I hope you will continue with the anlysis to get the british and the IRA out of our town.

[Reenk Roink]

I will kill anyone who votes for Atpg. Dead serious. Try me.

[Lord Winter]

Not to mention that it stifles any discussion we will get this round, and that also goes at this bandwagon that has sprung up against your perfectly in character yet still poor townie move.

Unvote: Pizza
Vote: A very super market

Unhelpful bandwagoning.

[A Very Super Market]

I'm not sure how you could be unhelpful by voting for someone who is volunteering to get lynched. Its the first day, and no one knows anything. Still, it was a joke vote, I will retract it.

Unvote: Askthepizzaguy

[Beefy187]

Not to mention that it stifles any discussion we will get this round, and that also goes at this bandwagon that has sprung up against your perfectly in character yet still poor townie move.

Unvote: Pizza
Vote: A very super market

Unhelpful bandwagoning.

Not only you voted Pizza to start with but changing your votes using the reason of unhelpful bandwagoning is fishy.

At least bandwagoners are doing what the man asked for.

[Askthepizzaguy]

I thought it was a good idea. I am sorry.

I will continue to assist the town in any way I can after I die, of course. If several people want me to unvote myself, I will.

Tally:

abstain: 3 (Reenk Roink, Taka, A Very Super Market)
Askthepizzaguy: 4 (Askthepizzaguy, Sasaki, Beefy187, Captain Blackadder)
A very super market: 1 (Lord Winter)

[Lord Winter]

Not only you voted Pizza to start with but changing your votes using the reason of unhelpful bandwagoning is fishy.

At least bandwagoners are doing what the man asked for.

I voted pizza before the bandwagon started as a random start vote. Once the bandwagon got going it was serving a useless function. I was just trying to generate more discussion.

[Beefy187]

I voted pizza before the bandwagon started as a random start vote. Once the bandwagon got going it was serving a useless function. I was just trying to generate more discussion.

Ah my bad. Should've been more careful..

[Andres]

I volunteer for the first lynch. Go get them, fellas.

Vote: Askthepizzaguy

Ah, a volunteer.

Vote : ATPG

[Andres]

But then again, if ATPG is the masochist who wants to get hurt and I'm the sadist, wouldn't it be more cruel not to hurt him?

Unvote : ATPG

We will not lynch you! Muahahahaha

Vote : Sasaki

[Ituralde]

First mafia game in a long time. Time to get back in the loop.

I'll go with

vote: ATPG

for creating WIFOM. He's obviously not a godfather because then he wouldn't joke about being a godfather, but then what if he is the godfather. Killing him now seems the easy way out.

[naut]

Vote: Polemists

Random, with a hint of intuition.