The Council of Villains- Large Mafia Game [Concluded]

[Sasaki Kojiro]

Atpg, knowing the town loves ties, has clearly unvoted with the intention of breaking the tie in his favor if it comes to that at the deadline. However, this will be his undoing if he follows through with it. Therefore, whether you believe him to be townie or to be mafia, you should vote for him, as his death is already certain. Ergo, concordantly, vis a vis ipso facto, QED.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Atpg, knowing the town loves ties, has clearly unvoted with the intention of breaking the tie in his favor if it comes to that at the deadline. However, this will be his undoing if he follows through with it. Therefore, whether you believe him to be townie or to be mafia, you should vote for him, as his death is already certain. Ergo, concordantly, vis a vis ipso facto, QED.

HAH! You're so smart, and being a fellow Handsome Green dude, I would rather not have to crush you like a bug. But sometimes, you assume too much...

P.S.-
ROAR!!!

[PershsNhpios]

Hmm. We would like to hear more about that certainty of death, wouldn't we?
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I do believe it!
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Yes, Sasaki, why is it that his death is certain? Why should he die? Why would it be his undoing if you die?
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Yes, ask such questions.. this rattles me!
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Yes! Let us ask this way; Unvote: ATPG Vote: Sasaki Why is it certain?

[PershsNhpios]

Sasaki- 7 (Shinseikhaan, Gobbledygook, YLC, Boudica, greyblades, AVSM, Glenn)
ATPG- 5 (Captain Blackadder, Sasaki Kojiro, pevergreen, shlin28, Ichigo)
Little grizzly - 4 (yoyoma1910, ares, ATPG, Lord Winter)
Splitpersonality - 1 (Taka)
Glenn - 1 (Beefy187)
Taka- 0 (Khazaar) [QJC - 1]


Abstain - 8 (Reenk, GH, White_Eyes:D, Split, little grizzly, Olavi, Jolt, Diana)

[Thermal]

Bah! Now is when your arrogant impregnation stops! I do not have time to taste rotten eggs like you!

[A Very Super Market]

Hee, hee!

Unvote: Sasaki

Vote: ATPG

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Sasaki- 6 (Shinseikhaan, Gobbledygook, YLC, Boudica, greyblades, Glenn)
ATPG- 6 (Captain Blackadder, Sasaki Kojiro, pevergreen, shlin28, Ichigo, AVSM)
Little grizzly - 4 (yoyoma1910, ares, ATPG, Lord Winter)
Splitpersonality - 1 (Taka)
Glenn - 1 (Beefy187)
Taka- 0 (Khazaar) [QJC - 1]


Abstain - 8 (Reenk, GH, White_Eyes:D, Split, little grizzly, Olavi, Jolt, Diana)

[Thermal]

unvote
votM:AVSe


I do not have time for a drawled pulp like you! I don't have time to smell foul roses like you either, stop filling the trash and making me look at your hunger! SNACK ON MY WRATH!

[PershsNhpios]

Yes, it was obvious that he would try to keep a tie..
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Yes, but answer this; why would a villain want two possibly evil villains dead at once?
If we are unsure of their goodness; why would we want to torture both?
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We are onto something! Only a good hero would ask for two villains to die, when one was enough..
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Speak! Usurper! Why will you want two dead when we have no proof of either's goodness?

Unvote: Sasaki Vote: AVSM

[LittleGrizzly]

I think its a bit early to start declaring people lurkers... my activity will pick back up after the weekend im just a little busy...

[PershsNhpios]

Sasaki- 5 (Shinseikhaan, Gobbledygook, YLC, Boudica, greyblades)
ATPG- 6 (Captain Blackadder, Sasaki Kojiro, pevergreen, shlin28, Ichigo, AVSM)
Little grizzly - 3 (yoyoma1910, ATPG, Lord Winter)
A Very Super Market - 2 (Ares, Glenn)
Splitpersonality - 1 (Taka)
Glenn - 1 (Beefy187)
Taka- 0 (Khazaar) [QJC - 1]


Abstain - 8 (Reenk, GH, White_Eyes:D, Split, little grizzly, Olavi, Jolt, Diana)

[A Very Super Market]

I seek nothing more than to annoy people!!


You are both now properly ignored, right?

As of now, I can no longer keep a tie going, unless....

Unvote: ATPG


TTTTTTTIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!


No, but really, I'm sick of it as well. You don't seem to care to much about lynching Sasaki, if you're that willing to vote for me. In any case, he is too incomprehensible to keep alive. ATPG, on the other hand, is amusing to watch lumber around...

BAHAHEEEEEEEEEE

Vote: Sasaki

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Sasaki- 6 (Shinseikhaan, Gobbledygook, YLC, Boudica, greyblades, AVSM)
ATPG- 5 (Captain Blackadder, Sasaki Kojiro, pevergreen, shlin28, Ichigo)
Little grizzly - 3 (yoyoma1910, ATPG, Lord Winter)
AVSM- 2 (Ares, Glenn)
Splitpersonality - 1 (Taka)
Glenn - 1 (Beefy187)
Taka- 0 (Khazaar) [QJC - 1]



Abstain - 8 (Reenk, GH, White_Eyes:D, Split, little grizzly, Olavi, Jolt, Diana)

[Greyblades]

Well I would rather lynch Sasaki than ATPG mainly because Sasaki hasn't actualy done much.

[PershsNhpios]

We are not convinced of anyone's heroism.

[Lord Winter]

Well I would rather lynch Sasaki than ATPG mainly because Sasaki hasn't actualy done much.

It's round one, Sasski will be important latter on in the game.

[Askthepizzaguy]

unvote, vote: Askthepizzaguy

Sasaki has yet to prove himself as a truly evil character. But I'm always looking for a good rumble. I'll take on all of you weaklings at once. Come and get me, cowards!

I'll stomp all of you flat at once. Who wants to face me? Step right up, test your strength, I'll even spot you the first shot. Anyone who doesn't vote for me is a puny, miserable, craven little coward!!!!

[Greyblades]

It's round one, Sasski will be important latter on in the game.

And you would know that... how?

[Lord Winter]

It's Saski, look at his track record. He's a very good player who ends up driving the town effort most games.

[PershsNhpios]

We wish that he would act more like villain, and not spoil the mood with drought-like sarcasm.
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Indeed, no one needs be silly and over do it, but it is more enjoyable if everyone quietly acts and speaks for themselves!
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I would agree to that, but I believe that the more pressing is the problem that we have little reason to lynch anyone; and most villains here have failed to utter a vote!
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They will in time..
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I hope so!
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Meanwhile, I believe we should utter less...
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I will stop if you do!

[A Very Super Market]

Or killing everyone, oh great sufferer of tunnel vision.

[Thermal]

Sasaki's as practical as drizzled lettuce! No jibba-jabba when I smell his petal farm I believe myself is reassured

[Splitpersonality]

It appears to be 8:56 in the time of Chaotix (and myself)

Weren't things supposed to wrap up at about 8? >_>

[Chaotix]

Sorry I'm so late- I got dragged out on a road trip and just got back home. Day One has ended, write up soon to follow.

[White_eyes:D]

It's a tie.....

[Greyblades]

Edit: didnt see AVSM's tally, disregard.

[PershsNhpios]

Should they both be villains, we call boasting rights.

[A Very Super Market]

Hey, it wasn't even my fault for the tie this time.

[Jolt]

Since only a person like me could decide such an important vote, I shall decide against fat turtles!

Unvote: Vote: ATPG

Edit: Kidding! Not that it mattered, since I destroy turtles every day!

[PershsNhpios]

What has happened to Eggman?
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We are anxious to see the torture!

[Chaotix]

- I'm assuming AVSM's tally to be correct, and added ATPG's self vote onto it. I would recheck myself, but I'm late as it is and want to get the night phase started. It's a tie anyway:

Sasaki- 6 (Shinseikhaan, Gobbledygook, YLC, Boudica, greyblades, AVSM)
ATPG- 6 (Captain Blackadder, Sasaki Kojiro, pevergreen, shlin28, Ichigo, ATPG)

Little grizzly - 3 (yoyoma1910, ATPG, Lord Winter)
AVSM- 2 (Ares, Glenn)
Splitpersonality - 1 (Taka)
Glenn - 1 (Beefy187)
Taka- 0 (Khazaar) [QJC - 1]

Abstain - 8 (Reenk, GH, White_Eyes:D, Split, little grizzly, Olavi, Jolt, Diana)

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At the end of the first day, the Council of Villains had come up with two suspects to lynch, but couldn’t decide between them. Also notable was the fact that several villains didn’t vote, or even proclaim that they abstained from the vote. Dr. Eggman and Ganondorf themselves were curiously absent. This left Bowser to control the Council himself- and as he would have it- everyone would have to check in each day to vote or abstain. There would be no tolerance for lazy, pasta- eating slackers. Bowser had enough of those to deal with already.

But because he was being his normal tyrannical self, Bowser managed to make a great many enemies on the first day. He was one of the two top lynch candidates, even as he continued to spout insults to all of his peers. His chief accuser, General RAAM of the Locust, was the other. The screaming match between the two continued…

“Gwahahar! This is laughable! Do you really think I, the Koopa King, the baddest of all baddies, the most villainous of all villains, could possibly be a traitor to the Council? I’m one of the leaders of this Council! Don’t make me burn you to a crisp.”

“MY ONLY LEADER IS THE LOCUST QUEEN,” replied RAAM in his booming voice, which was quite possibly as booming and definitely more capitalized then the Koopa King’s himself. “YOU ARE TRYING TO USURP THIS COUNCIL. MY ORDERS ARE TO CRUSH ALL USURPERS. CRUSH! KILL! DESTROY!!”

“Bwahaha! You’re more of a drone then a Goomba! But I’ll play your game for the time being. Here’s the deal: let’s flip this Bowser coin I’ve got here.

“If it lands on my beautiful face, then YOU, RAAM, can be the one to take me down personally. Otherwise, it’s time for some crispy barbecued Locust! Gwahahahar! What do you say, friend?”
“THIS METHOD OF JUDGEMENT IS ACCEPTABLE.”

And with that, Bowser flipped the coin, forgetting to realize that, in his own vanity, he had minted his face on both sides of the Koopa kurrency. The result was obvious.

Seeing the result, RAAM let out a booming laugh. He grasped the massive Troika minigun that had been slung over his back and began firing relentlessly at Bowser, who was less than ten yards away.

Bowser, as fast a turtle-like-creature possibly could, slid into his shell, and the steady stream of bullets merely bounced off of his shell. From inside the shell, Bowser’s taunts could still be heard through a muffled voice:

“Bwahaha! Is that the best you can do? Old Kammy Koopa hits harder than that. I’m practically invincible inside this shell. Nobody can harm me, not as long as I stay as awesome as I am now!”

And then, the giant, spiked shell began spinning, faster and faster. Suddenly, when all that could be seen was a green blur, the shell shot out towards the still frustratedly firing RAAM, striking him square in the chest. RAAM went flying towards the wall of the Council Chamber, striking it with a dull thud.

The villains all looked at RAAM, lying in a crumpled heap against the wall. Miraculously, he got up roaring and as powerful as ever, this time drawing a giant Boomshot, and firing its explosive ammunition straight at Bowser, still inside his shell.

This time, it was Bowser who went flying, bouncing off of the chamber walls at odd angles. The shell finally came to a rest at RAAM’s feet. Bowser slid out of it, apparently completely unharmed. Quick as a Yoshi, he shot out a claw and grasped RAAM by the neck, lifting him off of his feet. With his other claw, he crushed the Boomshot that RAAM was holding.

“RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWRRRRR! Listen to me, you oversized gray turd. You can’t kill me. Got it? So stop trying already. I should crush your skull in my claws right now, but you’ve proved yourself to be a true villain in my book. I’ll let you live… for now.”

With that, he hurled RAAM back into the wall, and stormed out of the Council Chamber.

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Alive: 38
A Very Super Market
AntiWarManCake88
Askthepizzaguy
Psychonaut
Jolt
Beefy187
Glenn
Captain Blackadder
pevergreen
Yoyoma1910
white_eyes:D
boudica
Reenk Roink
Greyblades
Quintus.JC
777Ares777
shlin28
taka
Gobbledygook
Shinseikhaan
YLC
LittleGrizzly
Olavi
El Diablo
Khazaar
Diana Abnoba
Lord Winter
spL1tp3r50naL1ty
Sasaki Kojiro
navarro951
Ichigo
GeneralHankerchief
Sazon123
Sernoserbo
Bl4ckReaper
TheMarioKarters
llf829
General Specific

Dead: 0



Day One has ended.
Night One now begins.

Please pm all night actions to me. Night One show be ending in around 20 hours from now, as I want to make up for time lost.

[Greyblades]

Dang it, and I had bet 200 on the turtle too...