Futurama Dramarama Mafiarama! (Ramarama) [Concluded]

[ULC]

Every opportunity? You have started the entire town's bandwagon on me. I couldn't rescue myself even if I tried. What proof do you actually want, anyways? I can't quote my PM, can I? All I can do is tell people my results. The only live person around is pevergreen, who's an innocent Zapp Brannigan, and too incompetent to to reason.

-From the desk of Bender Bending Rodriguez.

I believe your freely allowed to reveal your role, and I am a bit disappointed that the town simply followed me - bandwagon unintentional, I was simply placing my vote, not everyone elses.

You could always try to reason it out by explaining your actions thus far - better to try, knowing your innocent, then to simply give up and hand everything away.

[A Very Super Market]

Well, you all should know by now that I am Bender Rodriguez, investigator about to die.

The only accusation thrown towards me by you was my activity level. In retrospect, that didn't warrant a vote against you, but I had just woken up. What can I say? It's completely arbritrary.

Diana claims that I wasn't killed because I am mafia. Do any of you think I'm an investigator? You're voting for me, so I guess not.

She doesn't even have a vote, so it's all pointless. The rest are deluded bandwagoners, and Pever (Oh no I di'int!) is simply incompetent.

Unvote: AVSM I don't have much to do but answer accusations right now, so I guess I'll try.

[Askthepizzaguy]

who did you investigate and on which nights, and what were the results.

[Splitpersonality]

Why would bender be able to investigate?

He's sort of... more of a criminal...

[Askthepizzaguy]

He's like a thief.

It's entirely plausible, and creative if so.

[A Very Super Market]

I missed the first night. Shameful, but I was too busy studying for exams. Ach...

Second night, I investigated CDF, who was Calculon and innocent. Based on his antics, I assumed that he was the actor.

Third night, pevergreen. I capitalized the "p". We already know he is Zapp Brannigan, and innocent.

[Splitpersonality]

Well.... It seems plausible but bender is crafty, and a robot.

Though those are really bad arguments.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Why is pevergreen voting for you?

[Splitpersonality]

Because Zapp Brannigan runs by his own rules?

Or something like that.

[A Very Super Market]

pever? Who knows. Maybe it's his role.

[Tratorix]

Ten minutes to closing time folks.

[Tratorix]

All right, I'm too tired to do a write up right now. AVSM is lynched, he was Bender "Bending" Rodriguez. Now he is dead. Night orders please, you have 24 hours.

[pevergreen]

And that, my friends, is how Brannigans law is run.

You see, I have the real detective on my private line! Kif! Get me his number. I'm going to tell him to investigate YLC...

As you may have seen through my incredibly subtle techniques (the MASSIVE BOLDING) AVSM was investigated and found guilty.

[Death is yonder]

All right, I'm too tired to do a write up right now. AVSM is lynched, he was Bender "Bending" Rodriguez. Now he is dead. Night orders please, you have 24 hours.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/School

[A Very Super Market]

Argh. I blame Zoidberg!

[seireikhaan]

pevergreen is lying through his teeth.

[Tratorix]

Night phase is over. Write up will be done within the hour.

[Tratorix]

Night 4 Write Up

Captain Zapp Brannigan (pevergreen) was out patrolling the halls like any good Captain should. Especially, he thought, a daring and handsome Captain such as myself. He had almost completed his rounds when he came across a most unusual sight. A large number of barricades and mannequins had been set up, resembling an obstacle course. At the other end was a figure huddled in what looked like a cardboard box. Suddenly, Zapp heard a voice being broadcast over the ships comm. system.
“Attention Captain Zapp Brannigan! It looks like Earth’s enemies are at it again!”
“Of course, our enemies! I should have known they were behind this plot!” Zapp quickly drew his weapon, and then stooped to pick it up off the ground after dropping it. “But, is it truly right for such a poetic and just soul to kill in cold blood?” Zapp stood pondering this question for a moment, until the speaker solved his dilemma.
“Also, they told me you look like a dork!”
“They look like dorks! Charge!” Zapp yelled a battle cry and charged forward, tripping over the first obstacle he reached. He was about halfway across the course when a shape tackled him to the ground, knocking him just out of the path of a laser aimed right at his head. Zapp looked up to see the figure, still shrouded in shadow, curse and run off. He looked around to find his protector, but found he had vanished as well. Zapp quickly decided he would leave this particular happening out of his log.

The mood the next day was significantly lighter. No one had been killed during the night and turned into something they weren't. But there was still work to be done.

Alive (6):
pevergreen
White eyes
Beskar
YLC
Splitpersonality
Death is yonder

Killed by Mafia (5):
Captain Blackadder
atheotes
ATPG
Diana Abnoba
CDF

Lynched (3):
Khazaar
Shinseikhaan
AVSM

Wogged (1):
Lord Winter

Day phase ends in 24 hours.

[Beskar]

Vote: YLC

He is the killer, I successfully prevented him from using his kill ability.

[Splitpersonality]

What is your role?

[Beskar]

I am a role-blocker. Hence how I was able to prevent him from using his ability.

[ULC]

Vote: YLC

He is the killer, I successfully prevented him from using his kill ability.

Inconclusive statement - indeed, I was roleblocked tonight, but roleblocking me does nothing, since I am only night kill immune, and have no night kill ability. Your also not taking into account third parties, inactivity, forgetfulness, and the unknown amount of killers we have.

If I am truly guilty, then we should vote no lynch, and then have everyone repeat the same actions as the previous night - if the results are the same, then obviously I am the guilty party, and the conclusion is simple. However, if I am not the guilty party, then it is

6 -1 = 5, -2 = 3, equals mafia win.

However, in my equation it is

6 - 0 = 6, -0 = 6, -1, = 5 and so on, and with limited numbers, the final mafioso will be found.

[Beskar]

I successfully role-blocked you and I role-blocked you because I had scummy vibes from you. This also produces a situation that there were no night kills.

So let me put the maths this way.

- I get scummy vibes from YLC
- I role-blocked him as I suspected this
- Role block was successful
- There are no kills

Sorry YLC, the gig is up, you are going down.

[ULC]

I successfully role-blocked you and I role-blocked you because I had scummy vibes from you. This also produces a situation that there were no night kills.

So let me put the maths this way.

- I get scummy vibes from YLC
- I role-blocked him as I suspected this
- Role block was successful
- There are no kills

Sorry YLC, the gig is up, you are going down.

Their was an attempted kill, and we go from 2 kills to zero. Also, as you can see, our night kills have been, as I look over them, performed by the same individual - essentially, one mafioso has been doing 2 night kills per night. Look at the context and results of each kill for the past 2 nights, and you can see this is true. If this is correct, Beskar, then it's simple - if you had blocked me, and I was a mafioso, then you should have blocked my kills. Plural.

However, we only see one kill description, one kill attempt, not two, not zero - so if you roleblocked me, and and I was the one doing the killing, then why is there not two kill attempts with attempted blocks, or simply no kill attempts at all?

Maybe because it would be easy to try to kill one person, and then simply not send in the other order. right Beskar? It would be simple, knowing that this is essentially the final day, to try to pull off one last trick to eliminate the most loudmouth and usually opposed to you person by trying that.

Vote: Beskar

[Beskar]

indeed, I was roleblocked tonight...

Maybe because it would be easy to try to kill one person, and then simply not send in the other order. right Beskar? It would be simple, knowing that this is essentially the final day, to try to pull off one last trick to eliminate the most loudmouth and usually opposed to you person by trying that.

Vote: Beskar

Here you go, YLC is knowingly wanting to kill a pro-town role of Role-blocker trying to make me look scummy.

Why are you trying to get a pro-town role, lynched, YLC? If you knew I was a pro-town you could simply say it wasn't you but tried to find the real mafia, except instead of that, you are trying to get the pro-town role lynched to ensure your own victory.

The fact my ability is now well known and you even confirmed it is the case, actually shows everyone I am in fact, a pro-town role.

[ULC]

Here you go, YLC is knowingly wanting to kill a pro-town role of Role-blocker trying to make me look scummy.

Why are you trying to get a pro-town role, lynched, YLC? If you knew I was a pro-town you could simply say it wasn't you but tried to find the real mafia, except instead of that, you are trying to get the pro-town role lynched to ensure your own victory.

The fact my ability is now well known and you even confirmed it is the case, actually shows everyone I am in fact, a pro-town role.

Yes, but doesn't seem odd to you? Or isn't possible AVSM was indeed mafia, and thus we would have one less night kill? I am just listing possibilities, and I said I was roleblocked, but it did not say by whom - I know, it might be a bit contrived to say you were working with the roleblocker, but I also know that WE is innocent and a protector, and I know he was keeping tabs on Pevergreen last we talked.

I hold to my case though, and I'm not going to back down from it - it seems to convenient, especially since you know I would be your biggest opponent.

[atheotes]

Their was an attempted kill, and we go from 2 kills to zero. Also, as you can see, our night kills have been, as I look over them, performed by the same individual - essentially, one mafioso has been doing 2 night kills per night. Look at the context and results of each kill for the past 2 nights, and you can see this is true. If this is correct, Beskar, then it's simple - if you had blocked me, and I was a mafioso, then you should have blocked my kills. Plural.

However, we only see one kill description, one kill attempt, not two, not zero - so if you roleblocked me, and and I was the one doing the killing, then why is there not two kill attempts with attempted blocks, or simply no kill attempts at all?

Maybe because it would be easy to try to kill one person, and then simply not send in the other order. right Beskar? It would be simple, knowing that this is essentially the final day, to try to pull off one last trick to eliminate the most loudmouth and usually opposed to you person by trying that.

Vote: Beskar

why did you vote for Beskar after advocating a "No Lynch" for the day? the change in position seems a little too quick for comfort.

[Beskar]

Don't let YLC worm himself out of this, he IS the MAFIA


I think the fact he started attacking the role-blocker after they successfully prevented him from killing was the main clincher. He has been caught red-handed, don't let him worm away!

[Splitpersonality]

How long did you spend making that beskar, I lol'd SO hard.

I agree on lynching YLC

[ULC]

why did you vote for Beskar after advocating a "No Lynch" for the day? the change in position seems a little too quick for comfort.

Following the logical chain of thought - to agree with one is not to agree with the other possibility. However, if no one else claims roleblocker, then indeed, Beskar is the roleblocker, and not mafia, and thus should be protected and he should roleblock me again tonight while we no lynch - I take it your not the roleblocker?

If Beskar is willing, then so am I.