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    If I posted a semi-political (at least an issue in the US) one, could everyone promise not to go into Religion/Politics rant mode and not kill the thread? If not, I won't post it (though you'd be welcome to pm me and yell all you want).

    Don't want to break any EB board rules so I'm asking.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mlc82 View Post
    If I posted a semi-political (at least an issue in the US) one, could everyone promise not to go into Religion/Politics rant mode and not kill the thread? If not, I won't post it (though you'd be welcome to pm me and yell all you want).

    Don't want to break any EB board rules so I'm asking.
    I won't. i mean, it is De-motivators. i dont think anyone takes it seriously :P
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    Though bringing Teh Funny and lulz is mandatory.
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    It's not all THAT political, didn't mean to blow it up like a big deal, just wanted to make sure I wasn't violating any rules and don't want to inadvertently get the thread derailed! Keep in mind I'm in the US where this is still issue is still sadly debated fiercely.



    Yes, I know this is REALLY stretching it considering ancient Greeks wouldn't have even given a thought to labeling human sexuality in such a way, it's just a fun way to stomp on some toes. Picked "480bc" since it's the date of the Thermopylae battle, probably the main reason Sparta has achieved timeless legendary status, even though they were prominent as well before then. ;)
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    Thebans would be the ones that would make more sense, but of course, they've been burned to the ground in EB's time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by A Very Super Market View Post
    Thebans would be the ones that would make more sense, but of course, they've been burned to the ground in EB's time.
    Yeah, didn't think they fit with the EB part as well either. Of course I am using the ALEX mod as well...
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    Quote Originally Posted by A Very Super Market View Post
    Thebans would be the ones that would make more sense, but of course, they've been burned to the ground in EB's time.
    Thebes was rebuilt almost immediately...


    As for the Spartan demotivator, if you really wish to get technical, they were bisexuals/pederasts. Homosexual sex with grown males was taboo, from the history books I have read.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aemilius Paulus View Post
    they were bisexuals/pederasts.
    The same crowd would go absolutely ballistic over either of these as well, so it works just the same. ;)
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