Capo di Tutti Capi III [Concluded]

[seireikhaan]

Uh.... wow. Khaan.... can I ask you a real serious question?

Are you blaming me for trying to prevent myself from being lynched or murdered?

Seriously... I don't understand how that's automatically a scummy or incorrect move in a game of mafia.

No, I blame you for trying so darn hard at it. The pure amount of deception you're attempting to employ is non-sensical for a townspersont o employ. After all, if you were really trying to be a town force, you wouldn't *care* much about the lynch. You can still contribute. Granted, the autopsy wouldn't be kind, what with you killing people, but you could still maintain a reasonable level of trust.

What a crime.

Not a crime, per se, but quite suspicious.

Yeah, and the bit about me being a wiseguy was a big fat lie too. I believe this is old news.

Are you offended I didn't blurt out my real role to you right away, especially when YOU don't trust townie information networks? Come on man, it's a page right out of your own playbook.

Not old news to me, actually, about your role. Its precisely because I don't trust these networks that I didn't know this, I guess. And the fact that you're pulling pages out of my book(?) is quite disturbing.

Lynch me all you want, but your reasoning could stand a little more... reasoning.

Again with this stuff. No, this lynch would not stand if you could do anything to stop it. Feigning this stuff really is quite irritating. You've already admitted you have done anything and everything to avoid being lynched, so please drop this tiresome act.

By the way, I was investigated by the FBI last night. I'm waiting for them to come forward and decry me as being anti-Fatlington. I'm sure you'll be surprised when it... doesn't happen.

Again, you have killed a person. I have sincere doubts about your claim that you will appear innocent.

Take a breather.

That was unnecessarily demeaning.

[Askthepizzaguy]

That was unnecessarily demeaning.

Sorry, Khaan, you're my friend and I don't want to make this personal.

But you did just call me a "slithering, two faced critter"... and that's not necessary. The shot back was well deserved in this case. I apologize, but that's how I feel.

[seireikhaan]

Sorry, Khaan, you're my friend and I don't want to make this personal.

But you did just call me a "slithering, two faced critter"... and that's not necessary. The shot back was well deserved in this case. I apologize, but that's how I feel.

Ah, I suppose you're correct. I'll edit it.

*point stands, however

[Askthepizzaguy]

I'm lying in a game of mafia, though... it's most of the point... it's not something one can accuse me of and not have that same finger pointed back at themselves.

And I lied because I do have an important role, and I am obligated to do whatever I can to protect it. If that earns me your vote, that's OK, but it isn't proof of scum.

[Tratorix]

Vote: abstain I'm going to miss most of this day phase due to RL, so I don't really want to commit my vote if I won't be around.

[naut]

Vote: abstain

Pending certain results.

[Double A]

Ah, I suppose you're correct. I'll edit it.

*point stands, however

So does mine. Snap whose idea was it to make mafia games so complicated anyway?

[seireikhaan]

So does mine. Jez whose idea was it to make mafia games so complicated anyway?

Very well, I'll kindly knock it down.

First, we do not know all the mafia families and their plans. If so, they would be severely boned. By saying "the mafia" wants personA dead, its an inference from some contacts. And since all the mafia families are gunning for each other as well as the town, 4 mafia families would want the fifth don dead, and that certainly would not make him a town force because of that.

And, of course, nearly anyone can potentially become a part of an emergent mafia family, and said family would be problematic for the original families.

Either way, "the mafia" wanting pizza dead is no indicator of his innocence. Plus, this whole thing is a bit moot, since he's never been attacked anyways.

[Double A]

...

Dang.

[seireikhaan]

Sorry for the double post of sorts, but this is important stuff:

Disco, I command thee- BANDWAGON ASKTHEPIZZAGUY!

Double the bandwagon power:

[Double A]

Your moving images are no match for me! And that's a bus

vote: Abstain since there's no clear lynch. And stuff.

[ULC]

Vote: Disco

I honestly hope you are right ATPG.

[Xehh II]

Vote: Abstain All this horribly confusing, I'll have to wait for things to clear up before I can vote properly

[Crazed Rabbit]

I know who saved both Double A and Beskar. Many thanks to all my protection volunteers.

It's not a selection round; Reenk is the Director.

Nobody saved either. If you had a group of three 'protecting' each, it seems only one out of six people showed up;
For Double A;

Both of them were tackled by a masked figure hurtling out of the alleyway between two of the buildings, knocking their guns under the cab.

It was not enough. The remaining pair of Tommy gunners, unmolested, managed to get around the front and back of Double A’s armored car just before he could get the special lock open. Both yanked on their triggers almost in unison to release a hail of…nothing. Both bolts had jammed at exactly the same instant – defying all the odds in the book.

Only one person acted to defend Double A. And Double A still would have died if not for the extraordinary luck he had - both of the shooters' guns jamming at the same time.

As for Beskar, nobody showed up to save him. He survived because the third shooter simply didn't show up.

That means five (5) of your 'volunteers' did not show up.

So I think I'm gonna vote:Askthepizzaguy.

Why don't you let us know who those 'defenders' are?

CR

[Askthepizzaguy]

Why don't you let us know who those 'defenders' are?

CR

I think I'll wait for the night results to come back before I automatically accept your interpretation of the writeup, though it does seem to support your argument. If, at that time, the results do come back saying people weren't doing their jobs, I'll gladly give you their names.

[Crazed Rabbit]

Very well, I guess we'll see soon.

CR

[Chaotix]

Vote: ATPG

From the way he's been talking, about his "importance to the town", I'd say he's probably CIA- the counter to the KGB/Communists faction. Of course, we don't know if the CIA is really beneficial to the town, or is just another anti-town or neutral group. After all, the CIA were not known in the Cold War for being upright and honest- they were rather unscrupulous in their methods. I mean, they're a bunch of spies, come on.

And if ATPG is not CIA... and he's also not a Wise Guy, or a townie... what does that leave? Mafia. Deserves a vote anyway.

Either way, he's been manipulating a whole load of protection groups, keeping the town busy protecting the wrong targets while making himself look innocent, while on the inside him and Diana Abnoba are busy plotting world domination or whatever.

EDIT: and now I am going to sleep. I will respond to your inevitable rebuff whenerver I wake up, ATPG.

[Kagemusha]

Vote: ATGP like i promised already i would do yesterday. You are giving such nonsensical reasons for town not to lynch its getting hilarious. You call yourself a pro town force when all you seem to do is kill people and spread disinformation to all directions.

[naut]

him and Diana Abnoba

When Seamus sends out last night's results we will know if your accusations are true or not.

Until that time. I think you just like the excuse to get the limelight of yourself and your buddies.

[Askthepizzaguy]

vote: Discovery1





Tally:

discovery1: 5 (Kommodus, Sasaki Kojiro, Beskar, YLC, Askthepizzaguy)
Askthepizzaguy: 4 (Shinseikhaan, Crazed Crabbit, Chaotix, Kagemusha)
Beskar: 1 (johnhughthom)

Abstain: Tratorix, Psychonaut, Double A, Xehh,

[Double A]

I just fond a hole in Khaan's theory about ATPG being a Don: Dons don't show up as guilty.

I'm inclined to vote: Discovery1 because of reasons supplied, and I feel like it's the only way to prove ATPG guilty with the FBI and therefore not a don (this is getting really screwy), and why would the CIA be anti-town? At worst they're be a cult of sorts. Made up of detectives.

[Askthepizzaguy]

At worst they're be a cult of sorts. Made up of detectives.

No... I'm not in a cult either... that's only going to make it worse for meeeeeee....... and at the same time.

[naut]

I just fond a hole in Khaan's theory about ATPG being a Don: Dons don't show up as guilty.

Good point. For now:

Vote: disco

Hey.

[Double A]

Hi

[AggonyDuck]

Vote: ATPG

[johnhughthom]

Vote: ATPG

Your second post in the thread, and not exactly informative. Any particular reason for your lack of participation?

Unvote, Vote:discovery1

I am unsure whether he is a luca or not, but I had been informed, from a source I trust, a few rounds ago he is a criminal.

[Rhyfelwyr]

Vote: ATPG

[slashandburn]

Vote: discovery1 I also have a source who has told me the same thing.

[scottishranger]

Vote: Double A

Until I hear otherwise, it definetly sounds like a Don to me.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Vote: ATPG

Oh yes, the scums are really coming out of the wood work now.

Did I target your mafia partner, ye players of only one or two posts? INTERESTING HOW IT IS NOW that you decide to show up and vote without a darn good reason.

REST ASSURED you both will be investigated. Have a nice day.


EDIT: Oh goody here they come. Your night action results should be coming back now... sweet!