Girl Help Cont.

**Aemilius Paulus** · 09-10-2009, 03:33

Hmm, a fellow nerd asking even nerdier nerds to solve problems at which nerds are stereotypically rotten at. Boy do I love the irony

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Although, on a more serious note, not all of the people here are sexually inept/handicapped, are they? In the sense that we have less prowess than certain jocks...

Well, how old it the girl? Sorry, I read all of the posts on this thread, but I have no idea about the last one.

**Samurai Waki** · 09-10-2009, 04:42

I still stand by my original statement. This can be easily solved by having an orgy.

**pevergreen** · 09-10-2009, 06:39

Originally Posted by Aemilius Paulus

Although, on a more serious note, not all of the people here are sexually inept/handicapped, are they? In the sense that we have less prowess than certain jocks...

I'm far from that. Not even joking there.

PM me if you want more info. Not PG13.

**Megas Methuselah** · 09-10-2009, 06:58

Originally Posted by pevergreen

I'm far from that. Not even joking there.

PM me if you want more info. Not PG13.

*reaches for tissue and lube*

**Peasant Phill** · 09-10-2009, 11:46

Man, don't be so insecure. (oh wait, you're a teenager, you can't help it)

If you see her again, just ask how her ~~groundationgrounding period~~grounding goes. You'll notice quickly enough if she was lying or not. At the very least you can learn when she alledgedly is free again to go on a date.

You should care less about manipulation. Social skills, that's where it's at.

**Prussian to the Iron** · 09-10-2009, 12:56

see the grounding could be either true or false, because she had a likely story for it: her and her little sister got in a fight, which is not hard to believe after seeing them at practice.

well, im goin to see her agian tonight, so i think ill go with Phills way.

**Sarmatian** · 09-10-2009, 13:03

Originally Posted by Prussian Iron

see the grounding could be either true or false, because she had a likely story for it: her and her little sister got in a fight, which is not hard to believe after seeing them at practice.

well, im goin to see her agian tonight, so i think ill go with Phills way.

My advice is simple - until both you and her are old enough not to get grounded anymore, keep away from girls...

**edyzmedieval** · 09-10-2009, 13:15

Originally Posted by Sarmatian

My advice is simple - until both you and her are old enough not to get grounded anymore, keep away from girls...

An Eastern European should know better... We kiss and have fun with girls before we're barely able to walk.

**Peasant Phill** · 09-10-2009, 13:22

Originally Posted by Prussian Iron

well, im goin to see her agian tonight, so i think ill go with Phills way.

Somebody actually took my advice.
Today the .Org, tomorrow the entire internet.

But seriously, all the complex plans can't stand up to a good conversation.

**Sarmatian** · 09-10-2009, 12:54

Originally Posted by Aemilius Paulus

Hmm, a fellow nerd asking even nerdier nerds to solve problems at which nerds are stereotypically rotten at. Boy do I love the irony

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Although, on a more serious note, not all of the people here are sexually inept/handicapped, are they? In the sense that we have less prowess than certain jocks...

Who're you callin' a nerd?! Ha?!

The biggest irony is if you're not a nerd and have to go out with different types of people if you wanna have fun but with whom intelectual debates are somewhat... lacking. Occasionally, there's a glimpse of interest, usually after they see a movie, but if my answer takes more than a couple of seconds it's quickly gone.

Wait, the samurais are guys who conquered China, right?
"Sigh" No, they were a warrior class in feudal Japan who served a particular feuda... Snap, the interest is lost...

Another version:
Wait, the samurais are guys who conquered China, right?
No, they're something like Japanese knights...
Ahh, okay...

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