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  1. 09-17-2009, 16:04 #1
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    Lies. If they're regular condoms picked up from the doctor, they should fit every conceivable penis size in existence.
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    The regulars you buy in restrooms will make a strangled smurf out of anyones manliness, there are always differences in the quality of a product, and there is such a thing as bad condoms.
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    ARRGGGHHHH

    This is out of hand!

    Back on topic. I don't want to be discussing a 14 year old boy's "prussian iron".
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    Quote Originally Posted by pevergreen View Post
    ARRGGGHHHH

    This is out of hand!

    Back on topic. I don't want to be discussing a 14 year old boy's "prussian iron".
    I thought 'out of hand' is where he wanted things to go?
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    You're fourteen. Its more like prussian blu-tac, amirite?


    Quote Originally Posted by TosaInu
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    If you having girl problems, I feel bad for you son. I got 99 problems...

    Please for the love of god do not talk about 'it' again, I have no interest in hearing about your reproductive organs unless your a hot girl or you have some freaky disease...
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    Quote Originally Posted by pevergreen View Post
    You're fourteen. Its more like prussian blu-tac, amirite?


    Ooooooh, BURN!!! *sizzle*

    Let's hear the comeback, PI.
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    Yo mumma so stupid she went to Bangkok to get tie fighter?

    Now I've got RC stuck in my head...
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    Quote Originally Posted by pevergreen View Post
    ARRGGGHHHH

    This is out of hand!

    Back on topic. I don't want to be discussing a 14 year old boy's "prussian iron".
    thats a really good analogy!
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    Quote Originally Posted by A Very Super Market View Post
    Lies. If they're regular condoms picked up from the doctor, they should fit every conceivable penis size in existence.
    well then somethings wrong with the drs office condoms....or..you know
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