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    is illegal. The law was passed by our Lords and Masters to show how tough they are on immigrants. Ignorance is no defence in the eyes of the law. All employers have to make sure that the people they employ are allowed to work here. If they do not, they may recieve a fine of £1000 for each illegal employed, with a possible sanction of being sent to gaol.

    The law was draughted by, amongst others, the attorney general. A fine law ossifer if there ever was one. But wait! Hang on, this can't possibly be true. It's a tory plot I tell thee, a tory plot....

    Immigration officials launched an investigation today into revelations that the Attorney General, Baroness Scotland, employed an illegal migrant.


    The Government's top law officer sacked her housekeeper, Loloahi Tapui, yesterday after it emerged that the 27-year-old Tongan was in the UK illegally.
    http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk...r-1789070.html

    I'll bet anyone on these boards a half pint* of Tetleys that nowt happens. You see these laws aren't meant for the powerful, they are meant for us 'little people', you know the one's who don't know that the Labour party is the state and the state is the Labour party.

    So do the posters think she should be prosecuted for breaking the law. A law she herself helped draught. Or should she be let off, like the rest of the bastards who've been caught but exonerated?

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    "Baroness Scotland has never knowingly employed an illegal immigrant," said the statement, released last night.

    "She hired Ms Tapui in good faith and saw documents which led her to believe that Ms Tapui was entitled to work in this country.

    "Ms Tapui lives locally and is understood to be married to a British national. Prior to being hired by Baroness Scotland she was in registered employment. She is registered for tax and insurance."

    Hmmm I buy it.

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    Does she weigh the same as a duck? US politicians have had similar instances come tumbling out of their anxiety closets. Who decides if she broke the law and determines her sanctions? Yeah, thought so...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hosakawa Tito View Post
    Does she weigh the same as a duck? US politicians have had similar instances come tumbling out of their anxiety closets. Who decides if she broke the law and determines her sanctions? Yeah, thought so...
    But what she says might just me the truth, not so sure, this happens a lot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fragony View Post
    But what she says might just me the truth, not so sure, this happens a lot.
    Agreed it might just be the truth
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fragony View Post
    "Baroness Scotland has never knowingly employed an illegal immigrant," said the statement, released last night.

    "She hired Ms Tapui in good faith and saw documents which led her to believe that Ms Tapui was entitled to work in this country.

    "Ms Tapui lives locally and is understood to be married to a British national. Prior to being hired by Baroness Scotland she was in registered employment. She is registered for tax and insurance."

    Hmmm I buy it.
    Does the law allow for such mitigating circumstances? If it doesn't throw the book at her. And even if it does still throw the book at her and she if she escapes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crazed Rabbit View Post
    Does the law allow for such mitigating circumstances? If it doesn't throw the book at her. And even if it does still throw the book at her and she if she escapes.

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    I thought she was shown documents which were found out to be untrue does it not then come back to the immigrant committing fraud and not then back on the employer
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    Quote Originally Posted by gaelic cowboy View Post
    I thought she was shown documents which were found out to be untrue does it not then come back to the immigrant committing fraud and not then back on the employer
    No. The onus is one her to comply with the law. The law states that she must keep copies of all the documentation presented to her.

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    Attorney General Baroness Scotland employed an illegal immigrant as a housekeeper, the Daily Mail newspaper has reported.

    The government's chief legal adviser employed 27-year old Tongan Loloahi Tapui for six months, the paper said. Her spokesman said the minister had employed the woman "in good faith", believing she was entitled to work in the UK. Ms Tapui has been dismissed.

    [completely irrelevant and a demonstration of negligence, Home Office guidelines are attached which make this impossible if the employer has been diligent]


    Employers are under a duty to verify the status of their employees. Knowingly taking on somebody who is an illegal worker is punishable by a two-year prison sentence and an unlimited fine. A spokesman for Baroness Scotland said she had "never knowingly employed an illegal immigrant".

    [Had she followed the governments own guidelines she would have known, she did not, negligence proven]


    "She hired Ms Tapui in good faith and saw documents which led her to believe that Ms Tapui was entitled to work in this country," the spokesman said.

    [Document verification standards are clear and attached at the end of this post, they were clearly not followed, negligence]
    At no stage prior to the matter being raised did Baroness Scotland believe there was any question over Ms Tapui's entitlement to work
    Spokesman for Baroness Scotland


    He added that Ms Tapui, who is believed to have lived locally and been married to a UK national, was in registered employment before being taken on by the attorney general.

    [The duty is on her as the employer she must not rely on previous employers to conduct her due diligence, the same document verification standards apply]


    He added that the woman was registered for tax and national insurance prior to her being hired and that the attorney general had paid tax and national insurance on her wages.

    [It is incredible that they would rely on this defence when this government has spent so much money advising employers that this is insufficient and providing clear document verification guidelines which state - Having a National Insurance number in isolation is not sufficient for the purposes of having an excuse - see full guidelines below]


    "At no stage prior to the matter being raised did Baroness Scotland believe there was any question over Ms Tapui's entitlement to work."

    [Well there damn well should have been questions, questions asked by the Baroness in line with the Home Office guidelines attached, again negligence proven, it is a legal obligation that employers ask these questions.]


    "Ms Tapui has now been dismissed with immediate effect."

    Shadow home secretary Chris Grayling said: "This is a government that says all small employers should be prosecuted if they don't know the immigration status of their employees and yet we have senior ministers who can't be bothered to make the checks themselves. "There is a real 'one rule for them, one rule for us' attitude at the heart of this government and it is a disgrace."

    [Mr Grayling is correct, as a small business I am forced to pay a company to provide HR advice that helps me keep on the right side of the masses of red tape introduced by this government, I am not legally trained, i am not the Attorney General, but I operate within the law and pay the associated costs of doing so.]


    Baroness Scotland was appointed attorney general by Gordon Brown when he became prime minister in June 2007, becoming the first woman to hold the post. In the role, she advises the government on issues of domestic and international law and attends cabinet when matters with major legal repercussions are discussed. Prior to that she worked as a minister in the Home Office, during which time legislation cracking down on illegal migrants and imposing tougher penalties on business and individuals who employ them was passed.
    [So she must be seen to follow them to the letter and in the spirit, she has done neither]



    Since February 2008, employers who negligently hire illegal workers have been liable for a maximum fine of £10,000 while those doing so knowingly face even harsher sanctions.
    [So hand over the £10,000 at once Baroness because the negligence is clear, I then call for the harsher sanctions because if you did not do so knowingly your negligence was tantamount to doing so.]



    At the time, the then home secretary Jacqui Smith said the changes would make it easier for employers to carry out identity checks and would deter "slipshod recruitment methods".
    [Hoist with your own petard, you must now face the consequences of your slipshod methods.]


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    I'm sold off to the Tower with her
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    Is that a nightclub in Battersea?
    There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.

    “Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”

    To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.

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    Yeah cool you could have a cocktail called the Chopping Block and the pole dancers could be dancing around those pikes the beefeaters have ah possibilities
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    Thats great, throw the whole book at her. Theres no way someone in her position could use ignorance as an excuse whereas im pretty sure there'd be people who have been fined out there who were genuinely ignorant of the law....

    I'll bet anyone on these boards a half pint* of Tetleys that nowt happens. You see these laws aren't meant for the powerful, they are meant for us 'little people', you know the one's who don't know that the Labour party is the state and the state is the Labour party.

    So do the posters think she should be prosecuted for breaking the law. A law she herself helped draught. Or should she be let off, like the rest of the bastards who've been caught but exonerated?


    In fairness as the expenses scandal showed its politicians in general that this applys too...

    Or are you just trying to get as many hits in as possible before the tory's are back running the show (and about damn time too, no republicans or tories to rail against at the moment..
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    Did she receive an honest salary, usually

    lower pay -> they knew
    equal pay -> they didn't

    If she received a good salary, and payed her taxes, why give a crap? Hire whoever you want to hire I say.

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    Uhm....

    Wouldn't an employer know when they try to pay tax for the employee? An illegal immigrant wouldn't have tax information, would they?

    If you can pay tax for an employee, without them being allowed to work, then that's a rather big administration bug...
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    Also she was married to United Kingdom national or similar.
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    I am appaled by the ghastly insolence displayed by you commoners here. Don't you people know your place anymore?


    These laws are made by your lords, for the glory of your queen, by the grace of your god - your very own god of England.
    In the unlikely event that an imperfection has managed to slip in a law that proves an inconvenience to your lords in their task of governing you ungrateful subjects, then rest assured it will be swiftly dealt with.

    With power and position come responsibility. The awareness of this is the very ethic of your lords. Your superiors will make sure this law will pose no further hindrance to your attorney general, baroness Scotland.


    Now back to work you lazy unruly subjects.

    I say, if only you people were to display the same restless energy in your work as you do in hindering your lords, Britainnia would rule the world again. God help Britian if you unruly mob ever seize power.



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    We should allow illegals to report employers for not paying promised wages. When we drag the wages out of the employers, we take a portion and use it to pay for a one way ticket out of the country for the illegal and allow the illegal to keep the rest.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TuffStuffMcGruff View Post
    We should allow illegals to report employers for not paying promised wages. When we drag the wages out of the employers, we take a portion and use it to pay for a one way ticket out of the country for the illegal and allow the illegal to keep the rest.
    So they got some money left to pay the traffickers that will bring them back?


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    Quote Originally Posted by LittleGrizzly View Post
    Or are you just trying to get as many hits in as possible before the tory's are back running the show (and about damn time too, no republicans or tories to rail against at the moment..
    If When the tories get back in watch this space. My ire is always directed at those in positions of abuse power.
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    We had quite a spate of politicos being caught using illegal immigrants as nannies.

    Not many were prosecuted, aside from collecting fines where it was demonstrated that they had NOT done a proper check of credentials/employment status.

    Many of them did end up having to resign office though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LittleGrizzly View Post

    In fairness as the expenses scandal showed its politicians in general that this applys too...

    Or are you just trying to get as many hits in as possible before the tory's are back running the show (and about damn time too, no republicans or tories to rail against at the moment..
    in fairness, whilst all politico's are dirty crooks tm, at least the tories don't have the dubious honour of creating a vast torrent of legislation for nannying reasons which they then hang themselves upon, thus showing how pointless profuse legislation is because if it's not respected anymore precisely because of its profusion.
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    on the subject of nu-lab and immigrants, this made me chuckle:
    http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/ed...be-immigrants/
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    Quote Originally Posted by Furunculus View Post
    on the subject of nu-lab and immigrants, this made me chuckle:
    http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/ed...be-immigrants/
    You cant do that. To expose the hypocracy of the left will expose you to charges of racism, xenophobia, 'little' Englander and a closet fascist.

    Pricks.
    There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.

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    To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Furunculus View Post
    on the subject of nu-lab and immigrants, this made me chuckle:
    http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/ed...be-immigrants/
    Bah. You, Furunculus, are a racist, a xenophobe, and a fascist 'little' Englander to boot.


    But seriously. A very perceptive article.
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