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ACIN once had a girlfriend. Happy was ACIN. But then the happiness and video game money left and pointless teenage drama swept over the life of ACIN. ACIN no longer has girlfriend. But happy is ACIN and ACIN's ex once again. Learn from ACIN.

Otherwise, a cat is fine too.
Total Concur. You're wasting your time if you try anything pre-18 and expect it to last a meaningful length of time, unless you already have a strong relationship with said girl, and even then, attempting to sexualise that relationship will probably sink it faster than the Bismarck.

Also, I've always wanted to use that meme, but I've never found an opportune moment to do so.