Swords and D20's Minimafia: The City of Doors [Concluded]

[Askthepizzaguy]

I also approve of the extension... there's still much to discuss AND ALMOST NO ONE DISCUSSING....

[Askthepizzaguy]

Bah.

This is a mistake...

unvote, vote: No Lynch

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

Gah, can you say lack of activity?

Is everyone still here?

[Askthepizzaguy]

I think the new (temporary) forum look is driving people away. They'll be back soon I hope.

[Double A]

Yeah, it's bright and ugly.

If anyone needs me I'll be on TWC.

[Yaropolk]

Since there doesnt to be much resistance to CCRunner's lynch, he may be innocent.
Unvote; Vote:No Lynch

[Diamondeye]

We're getting nowhere with this nolynching. Even though it's of no effect at the moment (1 vote against 3), I am keeping my vote on CCRunner.

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

End of Day 3


For the third day in a row the people sat around the table bickering, all of them unable to come to a clear consensus on what they should do, and once again the Bartender read the words "No Lynch" as the final answer. For a long while AVSF had been the target of everyones scrutiny, with someone bringing up the fact AVSF had a panda altar in his room.

AVSF looked confused "wait...... You all don't have your own panda altars?" he scratched his head.

Isamu sighed "AVSF...... We...... Why would......" he struggled for words, in the end just bringing his head into his hands "No AVSF, we don't have our own panda altars."

again a shocked look "but...... Panda's are cute!"

Jules interjected "wait a second, how do we even know pandas exist? There is absolutely nothing in the current setting that even remotely resembles a Oriental country!"

There was a resounding sigh in the building "The Eastern Continent is oriental." A booming godlike voice said.

Schism jumped in "WAIT ONE SECOND! You said that the eastern continent had colonial wars! That means you were planning on basing it off of America! Since when was it oriental!"

"....... Since I just said it was."


Isamu crossed his arms across his body " but hey, that isn't fair! You can't go changing a continent at the last second like that!"

"yes I can, I am the closest thing to a god in this game!"

"Still not fair. Jerk." This was Schism again, the NPC's looked on in bewilderment.

"..... Fine, you know what? The eastern continent doesn't exist. It just sank into the ocean, and no one ever lived there! Now there is a southern continent, which is Oriental!"


AVSF interjected, "Ok man, cool down, its just a game!"

The voice left, leaving the bar silent.


Blackadder looked stunned

the bartender grabbed his arm to steady him "whats wrong?"


"I.... am not sure, but I get the feeling that 40% of my adult life was just stolen from me for some reason...."


Schism coughed awkwardly "ooooookkkkk then. Time for sleep. Best not to dwell on things......"


Nobody's been lynched, and you all just sank the Eastern Continent.


Liiving: 6
Yaropolk
Diamondeye
CCrunner
DoubleA
Atheotes
Askthepizzaguy

Dead: 1
White_eyes:D



Begin Night 3, it will end in 24 hours on Feb 1st 9:00 Pm EST

[Double A]

What about the place Artemis Enteri comes from? That's a Middle East-y place, and if you just go west you're bound to run into some samurai eventually! (since everything is backwards )

[Askthepizzaguy]

Should we try to coordinate our actions now?

atheotes, man... Why don't you trust me.

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

End of Night 3:



Jules was walking back to his room, his head held high and a wild grin on his face. He knew what they had to do now! Huzzah!

He started whistling, but stopped when he thought he heard a tune in answer. He stopped and raised an eyebrow comically, trying to hear the song that was moving towards him

Well he looks like poo and he smells like feet
And his rancid breath just don't smell sweet
He has the countenance of one who sleeps with sheep
And all his other problems really run quite deep
So when I decided to remove his life
I did the world a favor with my carving knife
No he won't be missed, no he won't be missed
And I got him drunk first so he wouldn't be pissed
I slashed him and hacked him to bloody bitty bits
I kicked him in his chest and it jiggled his (blank)
I punched him and kicked him and pulled his hair
And I shoved a garden hose directly up his underwear
And I turned on full volume and blew him up like a balloon
And he promptly exploded, and we're rid of the buffoon
And if you're a mafia, you'll suffer the same fate
And remember everybody that Pizzaguy is great.


"huh?" He said, until a man leaped from around the corner, a rapier in hand and pointed at his chest.

"hah! Scum, Eng Garde! Prepare to face the cruel clutches of defeat! Your going to die, and then you'll be dead, because I killed you!"

Jules stared at the sword in front of him "again, huh?" He fell back and threw his own hand to his hip, tearing his sword out and blocking the strangers thrust. He rolled backwards, his longsword now raised to block a counter attack.

The two stood in stark contrast, both waiting for the other to make a mistake. The stranger broke the silence.

"you don't mind if I sing while I kill you, right?" Silence. "Ok then!"

Well he looks like poo and he smells like feet

Now each line marked a strike, with the stranger Lunging forward to strike out Jules feet. Jules jumped, pounching the stranger in the face

And his rancid breath just don't smell sweet

The stranger flourished his sword to take off Jules head, but his longsword blocked the slash and sent his Rapier skittering back.

He has the countenance of one who sleeps with sheep

Jules leapt back, Looking enraged "I WHAT?! Your dead man!" The stranger laughed and kept up the attack

"scum! You shall be vanquished! "

And all his other problems really run quite deep

Jules simmered through the song, ruthlessly blocking the strangers strikes.

So when I decided to remove his life

The stranger pushed the attack now, smashing Jules guard back down again and again.

I did the world a favor with my carving knife

The Rapier skittered to hit Jules shoulder, his left arm falling to his side, a grimace on his face.


]No he won't be missed, no he won't be missed

The stranger laughed and Pushed forward, Jules working furiously to stay alive.

And I got him drunk first so he wouldn't be pissed

"Probably would work a lot better if you had!" Jules yelled through gritted teeth, the stranger pushing him back against the wall


I slashed him and hacked him to bloody bitty bits

The stranger now had him with no escape, and Jules sighed resignedly. He still blocked, but he began slowing.

I kicked him in his chest and it jiggled his (blank)

The stranger kept his word, Kicking Jules down to the ground, his head jammed against the wall. Jules still blocked, but his position made it only a matter of time.....

I punched him and kicked him and pulled his hair

Jules clawed viciously, trying to keep the sword away from hi. He even managed to get one foot under him, but it was not enough, he could see.

And I shoved a garden hose directly up his underwear

The stranger began his final attack, smashing Jules sword out of his reach and raising his own for the death blow.

And I turned on full volume and blew him up like a balloon

Jules lowered his head. The sword came down, but the end of the line was punctuated with a swift gasp.

Jules looked up to see a rope around the strangers neck, with him clawing at it trying to get some breath.


Jules smiled. He was not dead yet.



ATPG was attacked and Survived!



Liiving: 6
Yaropolk
Diamondeye
CCrunner
DoubleA
Atheotes
Askthepizzaguy

Dead: 1
White_eyes:D



Begin Day 4, It will end Feb 2nd, at 9:00 PM EST

[Askthepizzaguy]

Actually, scratch that.

[Askthepizzaguy]

I found a magic bracer inside Double A's room which gives spirits physical form.

Vote: Double A

Given the vigilante attack on me by CCRunner after I voted to spare his life instead of lynching him, I'd really rather see him dead as well.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Ah, ah, ahhhh....chooooo!

Gesundheit.

You are both scumbags, and this is your method of finding your partner. NAILED.

Vote: Double A

So, apparently I solved this game on my very first post after the game started, you creeps?

Score two more scums for JUUUUUUUUULES THE SWASHBUCKLER!!!!

[Diamondeye]

Good job, Pizzaguy!

Are you aware which of the two attacked you? It might make a difference since obviously one of them are going to survive the day and thus be allowed a night attack more.

vote: Double A

[CCRunner]

Well I'm not going to try to deny I attacked ATPG last night, but I'd like to point out it confirms my ability. Which is one shot btw. Anyway, I just wanted to make sure I got at least one of my goals done before I died.

Vote: Double A

[Double A]

Huh?

I should probably say that I said Gesundheit before I read the first write-up.

And I'm pretty sure you're just saying you found that in my room to take any guilt away from you. Detective with a survive a nightkill ability? Yeah, right.

vote: ATPG

[Askthepizzaguy]

Good job, Pizzaguy!

Are you aware which of the two attacked you? It might make a difference since obviously one of them are going to survive the day and thus be allowed a night attack more.

vote: Double A

Yes. CCRunner attacked me, because it was blocked by Isamu. Isamu was blocking only one person, CCRunner.

[Askthepizzaguy]

And I'm pretty sure you're just saying you found that in my room to take any guilt away from you. Detective with a survive a nightkill ability? Yeah, right.

vote: ATPG

You're absolutely right. I lied and lied and lied and lied and lied to everyone here. And for good reason!

I'm not Jules the Swashbuckler at all. I am....

You are….

Roy the Fighter
Alignment: Neutral Good. PC. Townie
Level: 7th level fighter/ 3rd Level Rogue

Just when you think you’re out she pulls you back in! Haley had been quiet for a few years leading up to this of course…. That should have tipped you off that you were due a visit from your favorite vengeful spirit…. You have been traveling with Gesundheits Delvers (name of your party, in homage to your everlasting quest, to save Gesundheit from his stony prison) for a while now, finally becoming a PC once again. So your back in a way! Now you just need to tie up old loose ends…. And finally make peace with Haley. The Hit squads and assassination attempts were fun for the first few years, but now you are starting to get tired of them. Nothing left to do but end this then! For your new parties sake at least! You came here looking for a way to save Gesundheit, but you just have to settle with stopping Haley once and for all.


Abilities:
Vote: self explanatory
Investigate: Every night you can go out and snoop around another player, checking their room and other stuff. Your level plays a part in the investigations success, and an investigation may not be entirely clear. (or accurate)

Victory Conditions: Get one you get a minor victory, two you get a major victory
1. Lynch Haley. Finally put an end to this mad feud that has been raging for years…..
2. Make sure at least one PC lives through this mess to resurrect the others.

I have no defensive ability whatsoever.

[Yaropolk]

Vote: Double A

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

I am tired, so I hope no one minds that I am leaving the the phase open for another 18 or so hours so I have some time to get a excellent writeup ready, as this lynch deserves



I am sorry for all the delays I am having with this game.

[atheotes]

Vote: Double A

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

End of Day 4:



The group made their choice, all of them settling there eyes on Schism.

“This is ridiculous guys! Come on! I am the cleric for Heironous sake, who is going to res me?”
Isamu shrugged “we will hire someone, no reason to blow this out of proportion!”

“Dude, you’re about to kill me? How is this overreacting?” Schism pulled out his mace, sending it into a short spin. “Come on then, lets do this!”

Isamu and the other PC’s came in a semi circle, their weapons drawn and ready to jump in. Jules sighed and wiped his face “guess I can drop the disguise now, Haley is going down anyway!” His obligatory Pirate eye patch and bandanna slipped away, revealing Roy underneath.
AVSF gasped “it was you all along?!!” Isamu sighed
“yes AVSF. He was.”
Roy scrunched his eyebrow “He did not already know….. ohhhh sorry, forgot who we were talking about for a second.” They all continued moving in, and a strange look came over Schism’s eye

“let’s do this.” He charged in, his war mace slamming against roys sword, who yelped in surprise and fell back. Isamu lunged at schisms side, only to find the mace already in place to block him. AVSF struck his back, his sword hitting the cleric and snapping, as if it struck a stone wall.

The Bard looked down “…. Ohhh…..” He threw it to the ground and took out a dagger, the only weapon he could reach in time. Schism twisted around and struck, slamming the bard in the side and sending him flying. Crashing against the wall he coughed up a drop of blood.

“That was when you were supposed to say ‘I’m the Juggernaut, ’” he lapsed out of consciousness, Blackadder and the bartender walking over to his side to help him.

Isamu whistled “DDDDAAAAAANNNNGGGG! I do not remember Schism being able to do that!”
Roy nodded but rushed forward against Schism, his sword working his way around the mace, keeping it pinned. “Isamu! Break out the big guns!” Isamu nodded, and schism grimaced and pressed forward. A evil glint came in his eye as he attacked Roy and a hunger appeared on his face.

“DIE!” He screamed and launched a devastating over blow. Roy slashed at Schisms chest, but the mace continued descending. He cursed and threw himself to the side, the mace falling on his leg. The mace glowed blue and a huge blast of energy reverberated down it, Roy’s leg shattering and bone piercing through the skin all along it. He Screamed in pain, and fell flat, his leg no longer of any use.

His sight began fading and he whispered “I don’t remember schism doing that either…..” The black engulfed him He fell, life slipping from him as a pool of blood appeared around him.


Roy the fighter, has been killed

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Nahh, just messing with you all.

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Schism lined up his mace for another shot, but as he did so a sharp pain hit his spine. The blade pierced the enchantments surrounding him, and released a blast of magical force for good measure. The blast blew a hole through the clerics chest, and he looked down to see his entire left side in ruins. He slipped to the ground, silent. Groping at his right arm frantically.

Isamu Moved to Roy, his hand grabbing a potion. He threw another too Blackadder, who along with the bartender was frantically trying to save ASVF. He unstopped it and stuck the thing in Roys throat, who was forced to gulp it down. He breathed easier, and regained consciousness in 10 seconds.

“Did we get him?” Roy asked, his voice raspy. Isamu nodded
“ yeah we di……” Isamu stopped talking, Roy arched his neck, and saw his worst nightmare materialize. A bracer was laying on the floor, and Schism had taken on a ghostly quality, his skin translucent.
“Being a man suits you Haley, might help you work out this diabolical mastermind streak you have going.”
Schism glared, and his face melted away, leaving Haley standing, a shortsword in her hand, once again a wraith.
“you see, its comments like that that make me want to tear off your fingers one at a time and make you eat them!” She brooded, but began walking forward.

Of schisms former wounds, there remained only huge gaps in Haley’s ectoplasm, gaps which were closing before the PC’s very eyes. Roy sighed “ My mother always said stay away from the crazies. Why didn’t I listen to her?”
Haley’s eyes changed, becoming small pits of fire “Crazy? I am what you made me Roy. I researched my condition. I am a Rage Wraith. I am bound to this world by hate and anger. I can’t leave until YOU! Are dead!”
Roy sighed “If I had a nickel for every time a girl said that to me….”
Isamue rushed forward, his dagger held out. The blade bit into Haley’s ectoplasm, but only for a second before sliding through her body. She smiled and slashed with her sword, Isamu gasping from the unholy cold. His teeth started chattering, and he fell back into a fighting stance. Roy stood, taking out a sword he had been keeping for just this occasion. It glowed a bright white, and he smiled. With this he had a chance!
Haley stopped and sneered “Come on then you fool, lets end this now! I don’t have all day!”
The two stepped next to one another, trading blows. Both felt pain from the others weapons, and both were fighting for their lives (or unlives anyway) Haley raised her other hand smirking “got this from your old friend Vicky!” A small blast of light come forward, seven colors mixing to hit Roy. He fell back, Blinded and burned. He growled and began swinging at random, Haley standing out of reach and mocking him
“HAH! You should see yourself Roy!.... Ohhh wait, you cant!” Roy started groping in his bag, looking for his potion of heal. Haley glided in, once again readying the killing blow. Isamu lunged again, having been bidding his time, but Haley stopped him with the raise of her hand, leaving him locked in place. She raised her shortsword and grinned wildly

“Now it is over Roy. Finally, Truly, Over. “ The sword started descending But never reached its target. AVSF, Blackadder, and the Bartender all charged, the ghost faltering and turning to meet these new attackers. She sighed “have at you then.”
She blocked their strikes, but all three grinned and smiled. “what the heck are all you smiling about?”

“There are smiling about Flanking bonuses.” A voice behind her said.

Her eyes widened “I am undead. No sneak attacks against undead.”

“Sorry, but if you look hard enough in the source books it really is not that hard to find a weapon material that allows you to sneak attack undead.” Roy put his sword into position. “now…….

SNEAK ATTACK! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

The sword hit her, blasting apart her ectoplasm. She staggered and dissipated. Her last words echoed through the room

“…… Stupid Power Creep.”

Roy sighed “That’s one down, one to go…..”

DoubleA has been lynched, AKA Haley the Wraith

Living: 5
Yaropolk
Diamondeye
CCrunner
Atheotes
Askthepizzaguy

Dead: 2
White_eyes:D
DoubleA


Begin Night 4, It will end Feb 4th, 8:30 PM

[Double A]

That wasn't very nice CDF.

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

Dorry AA, I was trying to mess with Atpg if it helps.

[Double A]

No, it doesn't.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Heh, didn't work either because I wasn't even aware of the writeup until Double A posted "that wasn't very nice".

So then I saw "Mess with ATPG"

So then I clicked the spoilers first.

[Double A]

What about now?

[Askthepizzaguy]

What about now?

Interestingly enough, I'm not confused by other people posting with my avatar, because I remember not posting it.

Plus your sig is different.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Now, lads, ESPECIALLY ATHEOTES, would you kindly coordinate your actions with me tonight?