manliness question

[pevergreen]

she compared me to a summers day.

Thats bad.

You want to be this in her eyes:

[Csargo]

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[miotas]

a girl sees me and she keeps talking to me. i daresay i look like a young gregory peck.

When bragging about your prowess with the fairer sex, you should refrain from including "young" and "peck" in the same sentence.

[Secura]

British women are the most skanky I know. They get pissed, then kiss the nearest guy within reach and force him to have sex with them before they inevitably pass out. Great fun.

An unfortunate byproduct of Britain's rampant 'chav' culture; slutty women covered head-to-toe in fake tan, drinking Lambrini from the bottle and catching STIs as though they're Pokémon. I assure you that we're not all like that.

no. "thou art more lovely and more temperate."

She quoted Sonnet 18 to you? Sounds romantic... :3

[Louis VI the Fat]

I assure you that we're not all like that.

More's the pity.

[Fragony]

Don't feel bad, we like british women because they are usually drunk, we like culture just like everybody else. It's so easy to get to know british culture.

[Secura]

More's the pity.

So what do you think of this woman, these two and this pair?

Unattractive chavvy British ho-bags. :P

[Louis VI the Fat]

this pair?

These two work for me, yeah. I'd consider them.

They do look a bit young, perhaps twelve or thirteen. This means I shall have to do both of them together, that their combined age will be twentyfive-ish, hence legal.

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See, Hooah?

This is how it's done. I am now behaving manly. Chicks dig this sort of talk. It's very attractive.

Yeah.

[Husar]

I skipped half the thread a bit after MRD won it but I think PVC had a good point as well, if she is up for some kind of one-night stand, I'd make it clear to her that that's what you want, if you lure her into thinking you really like her and want a relationship and then drop her because you were just out trophy hunting of sorts(that's what "getting into her pants" sounds like to me), then I would wish noone had given you any advice to be honest.

Oh and no, that's not my advice, I have none anyway, I don't need a woman, I have a computer.

[naut]

Unattractive chavvy British ho-bags. :P

My eyes can never be cleansed.

[Fragony]

Oh and no, that's not my advice, I have none anyway, I don't need a woman, I have a computer.

My Hussy, can't believe he's German he is way too funny for that

[Philippus Flavius Homovallumus]

These two work, yeah. I'd consider them.

They do look a bit young, perhaps twelve or thirteen. This means I shall have to do both of them together, that their combined age will be twentyfive-ish, hence legal.

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See, Hooah?

This is how it's done. I am now behaving manly. Chicks dig this sort of talk. It's very attractive.

Yeah.

Wouldn't touch those wearing haz-mat.

[Gregoshi]

So what do you think of this woman, these two and this pair?

They belong in the Babe thread.

[Centurion1]

ewwww i like the sweat stains do british women use bloody deodorant....... oh yeah i forgot yall dont even shave.

Hooah she quoted sonnet at you. dude is this girl actually hot or is she like in your drama club

awaits drama backlash.

[Secura]

ewwww i like the sweat stains do british women use bloody deodorant....... oh yeah i forgot yall dont even shave.

You are mistaking us with French women.

[Centurion1]

You are mistaking us with French women.

oh my sincerest apologies my dear secura. but the pit thing still stands for that girl, thats just nasty.

i mean how do you deal with a women with hairy armpits definitely not attracted to french women as of now.

[Louis VI the Fat]

You are mistaking us with French women.

What's wrong with French women??

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[Lemur]

definitely not attracted to french women as of now.

Spoken like someone who has never been with a French woman.

You youngsters won't relate to this, but I just had the strange experience of being sent a link to the wedding pictures of a woman I used to get all freaky with. Kinda ... odd.

[Centurion1]

Spoken like someone who has never been with a French woman.

You youngsters won't relate to this, but I just had the strange experience of being sent a link to the wedding pictures of a woman I used to get all freaky with. Kinda ... odd.

ahhhhh i can imagine. weird thought.


i have slow internet so when Louis picture loaded it was....... a bit of a shock to say the least and is not improving my outlook. You continentals are all hairy louts.

[a completely inoffensive name]

Some of you guys are ******* creepy.

[Azathoth]

Everyone knows that Czech women are the most attractive.

[Fragony]

i mean how do you deal with a women with hairy armpits definitely not attracted to french women as of now.

Someone has never been to France, yes French ladies like natural, but that doesn't mean hairy armpits, it means not having more paint on their face then Michelangelo used for the Sistine Chapel. French women are naturally classy, sexy as can be without even trying. They do very strange things with uncle Fragony's state of mind.

[Subotan]

It's seldom that I find myself agreeing with Fragony. Being voered in warpaint is not attractive, and the French are on average more sophisticated, and therefore sexier, than the average Brit/Yankee.

[Megas Methuselah]

Some of you guys are ******* creepy.

You know I love you, right?

[naut]

Someone has never been to France, yes French ladies like natural, but that doesn't mean hairy armpits, it means not having more paint on their face then Michelangelo used for the Sistine Chapel. French women are naturally classy, sexy as can be without even trying. They do very strange things with uncle Fragony's state of mind.

They're clever with the make-up, they accentuate their features, rather than painting another layer over the top.

[Philippus Flavius Homovallumus]

You are mistaking us with French women.

Quite. Why is everyone beating on British women when the only lady in the thread is English? Really chaps, show a little class and restraint.

Someone has never been to France, yes French ladies like natural, but that doesn't mean hairy armpits, it means not having more paint on their face then Michelangelo used for the Sistine Chapel. French women are naturally classy, sexy as can be without even trying. They do very strange things with uncle Fragony's state of mind.

French women are not natural, they are artful. I knew an Irish-Italian girl who was very similar; in addition to being naturally attractive she took great care with her presentation and appearence. She is to-date the only women to make me see smoking as sexy.

They're clever with the make-up, they accentuate their features, rather than painting another layer over the top.

Quite so; thankfully english women now mainly avoid make-up, except around the eyes. This is probably a good thing because we don't seem to have a tradition of artful application.

[Fragony]

Quite. Why is everyone beating on British women when the only lady in the thread is English? Really chaps, show a little class and restraint.

We are just teasing don't take it serious.

Everyone knows that Czech women are the most attractive.

There certainly is a maddening amount of hotness parading the streets there.

[Beskar]

3rd Edit, women.

[Philippus Flavius Homovallumus]

We are just teasing don't take it serious.

Everyone knows that Czech women are the most attractive.

There certainly is a maddening amount of hotness parading the streets there.

I said Class and Restraint Frag, not that you weren't joking.

[Secura]

You are mistaking us with French women.

Just so we're clear... this was a joke too. :P

I love France really; the language, patisseries, the Eiffel Tower, escargot, Clemenceau... I love everything about them! xD

Just lay off us Brits! :P