Haiku Mafia [Concluded]

[Niklas]

My head is a mess,
I will likely look the fool,
but vote: Secura.

[Niklas]

Pizza, if I'm wrong
then I'll gladly salute you,
you'll have played me good.

[Thermal]

This is a finale I don't want to miss. ~:popcorn:

: I demand a popcorn emote and I demand it now! :

[Methos]

This is a finale I don't want to miss. ~:popcorn:

: I demand a popcorn emote and I demand it now! :

[Askthepizzaguy]

Pizza, if I'm wrong
then I'll gladly salute you,
you'll have played me good.

Niklas if I'm wrong
Then we deserve to lose big
We both epic failed.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Niklas, if I'm right
Then I can be proud, was right
About you all game.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Riddle me this, Nik:
Why should I change my vote now?
I have no idea.

[Askthepizzaguy]

I'm pretty decided.
Secura played a great game.
You thought I was scum.

[Askthepizzaguy]

I thought you were scum.
If I let you go now, then
I'd look like a fool.

[Askthepizzaguy]

If you're a scumbag
I'd never live it down if
I let you go free.

[Askthepizzaguy]

If Secura's scum
Then she totally beat me
And my scum radar.

[Askthepizzaguy]

I'm supposedly
A good scumbag analyst
And I've failed big here.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Tell me how, Niklas
I can lose to you here and
still save face and pride.

[Secura]

You ask these questions
To which you already know
The answer, my friend.

[Secura]

Just go with the best
Option, you cannot do more
Than that, Pizza Guy.

[Secura]

You win or you lose,
The game has been really fun.
That is what matters.

[Askthepizzaguy]

You ask these questions
To which you already know
The answer, my friend.

Gah and frustration
Seems you're intentionally
Pushing my buttons.

[Askthepizzaguy]

All you had to do
Is remain quiet and win.
You act too scummy.



unvote, vote: Secura

[Niklas]

Nothing more to say --
if Pizza is not mafia,
he will be disgraced.

[Secura]

Gah and frustration
Seems you're intentionally
Pushing my buttons.

Why so serious?
The answer is on a plate;
You lynch Secura.

[Niklas]

Crosspost with Pizza --
I am glad you see the light,
now to hope you're town...

[Secura]

All you had to do
Is remain quiet and win.
You act too scummy.



unvote, vote: Secura

You do not get it,
I never wanted to win
Hence all the hints... friend.

[Askthepizzaguy]

You do not get it,
I never wanted to win
Hence all the hints... friend.

It is a poor sport
Who does not give her all to
try to win a game.

[Askthepizzaguy]

And so I call this
A draw, because the scumbag
Does not want to win.

[Secura]

You do not get it,
I never wanted to win
Hence all the hints... friend.

I could not be as
Obvious, cos following
The five, seven, five.

[Askthepizzaguy]

I cannot accept
A victory from a scum
Who does not try hard.

[Secura]

It is a poor sport
Who does not give her all to
try to win a game.

Then poor sport, I am,
I was undone from the start;
PM - Mafia.

[Askthepizzaguy]

So I resign here
The game is over, default
for poor sportsmanship.

[Secura]

I cannot accept
A victory from a scum
Who does not try hard.

Why the need to try?
I was undone by the death
of Super Market.

[Niklas]

I can but agree
with Askthepizzaguy here,
ain't fun winning now.