Wingmen

[Prussian to the Iron]

the greatest people in the history of the world.

so at my baseball game last saturday, made 2 runs, both with really nice hits.

yesterday, i was talking to this girl i always talk to with a locker next to mine (i have to say that her (.)(.) are great), when my friend who ive known for like a year and a half comes up behind me and starts telling her about how great my hits and runs were. oh man i owe him soooo much.


oh, and happy 4/20! no i do not celebrate it, but it was funny seeing people who are.

[Sasaki Kojiro]

yesterday, i was talking to this girl i always talk to with a locker next to mine (i have to say that her (.)(.) are great),

Her periods are great? How could they be, and why on earth do you know that?

[Prussian to the Iron]

the sarcasm is appreciated Sasaki.

[Sasaki Kojiro]

the sarcasm is appreciated Sasaki.

I didn't mean to offend you Prussian.

Whatever floats your boat

[Thermal]

If shes happy all month round then it shouldn't be that hard to know that

[Secura]

i have to say that her (.)(.) are great

It's probably going to draw the ire of the Frontroom Faithful... but what's her conversation like?

Whatever floats your boat

Never, ever, ever stop being you, Sasaki!

[Gregoshi]

It's probably going to draw the ire of the Frontroom Faithful... but what's her conversation like?

Probably not as shallow as we are.

[Cute Wolf]

(.)(.)
Teddy Bear's eyes?

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(.)(.)
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[Csargo]

It's probably going to draw the ire of the Frontroom Faithful... but what's her conversation like?





Never, ever, ever stop being you, Sasaki!

[A Very Super Market]

Yeah, neo-nazis are always a fun crowd to observe.

[pevergreen]

the greatest people in the history of the world.

so at my baseball game last saturday, made 2 runs, both with really nice hits.

yesterday, i was talking to this girl i always talk to with a locker next to mine (i have to say that her (.)(.) are great), when my friend who ive known for like a year and a half comes up behind me and starts telling her about how great my hits and runs were. oh man i owe him soooo much.


oh, and happy 4/20! no i do not celebrate it, but it was funny seeing people who are.

Whats the 20/4?

And you realise you would have sounded more mature if you said boobs rather than done the silly text version...

I'm all for liking people that are attractive, but if thats the best thing you can think about her, pever does not approve.

[CountArach]

Her periods are great? How could they be, and why on earth do you know that?

Thank you Sasaki

[Beskar]

Also, Wingmen has a different definition here. It is the person that occupies you in your quest to find a date, which helps facilitate it, so you don't look like a complete loser being billy no-mates in your quest.

Edit: Also, I am saw I just saw a post by TinCow before me. I think my mind is playing tricks on me.

[Philippus Flavius Homovallumus]

Also, Wingmen has a different definition here. It is the person that occupies you in your quest to find a date, which helps facilitate it, so you don't look like a complete loser being billy no-mates in your quest.

Edit: Also, I am saw I just saw a post by TinCow before me. I think my mind is playing tricks on me.

Beskar, that's basically what Prussian's guy did, just not in a "date" setting.

Still, he has a way to go yet.... I employ taskt-specific wingmen for picking off the target's multiple escorts.

[naut]

Whats the 20/4?

Four-twenty!

[Scienter]

Her periods are great? How could they be, and why on earth do you know that?

Still, he has a way to go yet.... I employ taskt-specific wingmen for picking off the target's multiple escorts.

That's what I thought the main function of a wingman was. Get her friends away from her so that you can be alone. Just like girls brought a gaggle of friends to help rescue them from unwanted attention. Dating was so much work!

[pevergreen]

Four-twenty!

Oh wow. No wonder I hadn't heard of it. Silly people.

Dating was so much work!

Kind of glad I don't bother with it, to be honest.

[Philippus Flavius Homovallumus]

That's what I thought the main function of a wingman was. Get her friends away from her so that you can be alone. Just like girls brought a gaggle of friends to help rescue them from unwanted attention. Dating was so much work!

well yes, hence the term "Wingman", as in, "cover me, I'm going in!"

[Strike For The South]

the greatest people in the history of the world.

so at my baseball game last saturday, made 2 runs, both with really nice hits.

yesterday, i was talking to this girl i always talk to with a locker next to mine (i have to say that her (.)(.) are great), when my friend who ive known for like a year and a half comes up behind me and starts telling her about how great my hits and runs were. oh man i owe him soooo much.


oh, and happy 4/20! no i do not celebrate it, but it was funny seeing people who are.

Good deal man, Now here's to hoping she's a cleat chaser and you're in like flynn

[Subotan]

the sarcasm is appreciated Sasaki.

How can you criticise someone for using sarcasm by using sarcasm..?

[A Nerd]

PI needs a bosom for a pillow!

[Megas Methuselah]

Aw man PI, you're hilarious!

[Centurion1]

pi ive missed you bud.

[Prussian to the Iron]

And you realise you would have sounded more mature if you said boobs rather than done the silly text version...

I'm all for liking people that are attractive, but if thats the best thing you can think about her, pever does not approve.

i didnt want to offend anyone. i was thinking particularly about female orgahs who may not appreciate it. i am a gentleman if you havent noticed.

and not hats not it, but thats a highlight that greatly enhances her appearance.

[Secura]

i was thinking particularly about female orgahs who may not appreciate it.

You might've come across as more gentlemanly by just outright saying boobs... but the sentiment is much appreciated.

[Myrddraal]

Ahh Sasaki my sides hurt.

That's what I thought the main function of a wingman was. Get her friends away from her so that you can be alone. Just like girls brought a gaggle of friends to help rescue them from unwanted attention. Dating was so much work!

Problem is, when girls are sober, they expect you to rescue them from unwanted attention. Later in the evening, when they're drunk, you get reproachful looks for rescuing them when, right now, they didn't want to be rescued. When it reaches that stage I have a hard time telling whether it's the booze or the bloke, so if rescuing seems to be the order of the day, I double check with friends first and we move in en-masse.

[pevergreen]

i didnt want to offend anyone. i was thinking particularly about female orgahs who may not appreciate it. i am a gentleman if you havent noticed.

You're only a gentlemen when you start wearing a top hat, a monocle, learn to walk using a cane and have a top notch moustache.

[Csargo]

You're only a gentlemen when you start wearing a top hat, a monocle, learn to walk using a cane and have a top notch moustache.

I have all the tools, but none of the moxy

[pevergreen]

I have all the tools, but none of the moxy

Its ok, you can still be salvaged. Simply challenge other potential suitors to a duel.

Since swords and gunfights at dawn are no longer legal, methodology is as follows.

1. Approach enemy with proper posture
2. Say: "Dear sir, you offend my honour! I demand satisfaction!" Particular emphasis on the demanding.
3. The correct response is: "Then you shall have it sir!"
4. The duel may be carried out in a gentlemenly manner, such as a vicious thumb war, or a video game context or some form of ability contest.
5. Honour is satisfied.

[Strike For The South]

i didnt want to offend anyone. i was thinking particularly about female orgahs who may not appreciate it. i am a gentleman if you havent noticed.

and not hats not it, but thats a highlight that greatly enhances her appearance.

Do what you want. I thought you got your point across fine.