Re: Murder Manor III- Game thread
End of Day Ten
The ten survivors finally had enough.... and decided that one among them was masquerading as an innocent victim, but was really an inhuman monster. Several of them stepped forward and accused the one known as....
CAPTAIN BLACKADDER!!!
Winston Hughes stepped forward and roared "Let's get him! He's obviously guilty!"
Diana Abnoba concurred. "That's what I've been saying! Why is he even still alive? GOSH!!!"
Niklas stamped his feet and harrumphed. "Time to start killing people...." he muttered. "Killing people is good. It leads to good things. So yes, I'm also in favor of that particular course of action."
Captain Blackadder stood up and shouted in agreement. "GOOD IDEA!!! LET'S GET HIM!!!"
YLC protested a little bit and suggested "I dunno guys. I think we should move and make ourselves nice and safe from, you know, the demon and stuff."
Captain Blackadder turned and looked at him with a puzzled expression. "Why on Earth would we do something as sensible as THAT?"
YLC stared back, a bit flabbergasted. He had no rebuttal.
Captain Blackadder continued. "Come on, gentlemen! Ladies! It's time to kill me, so come and kill me, wheeeeeee!!!"
Captain Blackadder grabbed a chair and placed it in the center of the parlor, and grabbed a power cord and cut it in half, and then began tying his own arms down to the chair. Within just a few moments, he was stuck in the chair, with his arms tied tightly to the armrests. "How did he do that?" YLC asked cautiously. "I am not entirely sure..." White_Eyes commented. TheFlax's lifeless head raised up, and said "Hey! That makes no sense!" and then fell back down, just as lifelessly. Captain Blackadder just whistled cheerfully. "So, how are we going to do this? Wait, wait, I know! Do an exorcism on me, that will be fun!"
Methos shrugged and decided to perform an exorcism, just to see if that did anything. "Can I have a volunteer for the egg-throwing?"
White_Eyes stepped forward and grinned maliciously. "I think you know that I'd be interested in participating in such."
Methos looked around and asked if anyone would like to splash Blackadder with holy water. Secura raised her hand. "I'm not a big fan of payback, but if it is just water, then sure."
Methos began. "Okay guys! You know what to do!"
They all stood around Captain Blackadder and began chanting in Latin. Captain Blackadder just grinned.
Methos snapped his fingers, and Secura came charging into the room, and dumped a bucket of liquid all over Captain Blackadder. Captain Blackadder started laughing.
Methos looked at her puzzlingly. "What was that?"
"All I could find was some leftover motor oil in the lawnmower." Secura said.
"What about the sink? Doesn't water come out of that?" Methos noted.
"Oh yeah. That might have worked." Secura said. "My bad."
"Okay, hit him with the eggs!"
White_Eyes stepped forward and began pelting Captain Blackadder with the eggs. Unfortunately, these eggs were rotten and smelled absolutely terrible. They were black and green on the inside. Blackadder just kept on smiling. But White_Eyes wasn't done. "Open up, Cap'n!" Captain Blackadder opened his mouth, and White_Eyes began stuffing the eggs inside his mouth. Blackadder started gagging, but took it like a trooper. Then, White Eyes took one of the chairs and smashed Blackadder over the back of the head with it, causing him to bite down on the rotten eggs. Somehow, through all the gagging and choking and bleeding, Blackadder still was giggling and shaking with laughter.
"He's not dead yet. I also don't think that any of this would do anything against a demon." White_Eyes said.
"Very well.... what do you suggest?" Methos said.
White_Eyes took out a large blade and sat on Captain Blackadder's lap, facing him. Then he forced Blackadder's head back, exposing his neck. "I promise I'll make it quick!" White_Eyes said. He began to saw through Captain Blackadder's neck, although not very well.
"Whoops, sorry about that." White_Eyes said, as he ended up slipping and cutting Blackadder's jaw instead. "Just a few more inches and you'll be dead, shhh."
Blackadder started screaming in pain, while gagging on the eggs and blood.
"Oh, sorry, that's your collar bone. I'm trying to aim for your jugular vein, quit squirming."
Blackadder started trying to butt heads with White_Eyes, which made White_Eyes a little frustrated, so he punched Blackadder in the nose. But then the chair's legs broke and the two men fell over. White_Eyes landed on his back and Blackadder and the chair landed on top of him, with Blackadder bleeding all over the place and squirming. White_Eyes was trapped.
"Help! Help! He's got me pinned!" White_Eyes pleaded.
The other rolled their eyes and helped get Blackadder off of White_Eyes. "See? He's dangerous. Lucky you had me around to finish him off, he might have hurt someone!" White_Eyes said.
Blackadder started laughing again. "Heh, you can't even kill a man who is tied down and wants to die!"
White_Eyes looked at him with evil eyes, and started storming towards Blackadder. He grabbed another chair and was about to bust Blackadder upside the head with it, but Blackadder ducked, and White_Eyes overextended and fell forward, landing on the ground.
"I meant to do that!" White_Eyes proclaimed.
Blackadder just laughed and laughed. "You've made my final moments very enjoyable, sir. Thank you."
"Glad to be of service" White_Eyes said, sheepishly.
"Oh, for the love of biscuits..." atheotes walked over, grabbed the blade White_Eyes dropped, and decapitated Captain Blackadder in a single swing.
"Good job, my friend! You'll clearly be as good as me one day." said White_Eyes.
Then White_Eyes looked toward the computer screen and addressed the game host. "Hey, didn't you basically steal that joke from the Daggers in the Night game?"
"Yes. But I rather enjoyed it, and felt it would bear repeating." Askthepizzaguy said, as he quickly scurried behind the fourth wall from whence he came.
Captain Blackadder was lynched. He was innocent.
AliVE: (9/17)
atheotes
Diana Abnoba
Secura
Methos
Niklas
Splitpersonality
White_Eyes:D
Winston Hughes
YLC
dEaD: (7/17)
TheFlax (Night Three)
Double A (Night Four)
Renata (Night Five)
Centurion1 (Night Six)
Beefy187 (Night Seven)
Husar (Night Eight)
Captain Blackadder (Day Ten)
WrAtH of tHE dEmOn: (1/17)
Thermal Mercury (Day Seven)
DoNt ForGET to ChECK thE mAP.....
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BEGIN NIGHT TEN.
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