Murder Manor III- Story and Information Thread

[Askthepizzaguy]

Post 614 of the game thread

End of Day Twelve

The remaining survivors gathered in the Parlor, and waited for YLC to arrive. When he finally did, he looked at them with disdain, because he noticed they were all staring at him strangely... accusingly.

Then he smirked. "What's all this, then?"


Secura stepped forward, and began to speechify.

"Firstly, when I accused atheotes yesterday.... my bad! It was all a prank! I didn't expect you to really kill him, but he was dead anyway so no big loss. I just accused him to see what you would say, and what you said was exactly what I thought you would say!"

YLC began to chuckle. "Is she serious?"

Secura admonished him. "Quiet you. It's my turn to talk!"

"Now, you may be wondering, why am I still alive? Well there's only one conclusion for that: I must be innocent, and YLC must be guilty! Only YLC would have the kind of testicular fortitude to leave a sleuth of my caliber still alive. No offense to the rest of you."

YLC raised his eyebrow and said: O____o

Secura continued. "Renata wanted YLC dead. Niklas wanted YLC dead. White_Eyes wanted YLC dead. Well he's not dead! And do you know why?"

Everyone waited with anticipation.

"BECAUSE HE'S THE DEMON!!! Watch how he responds to the accusations against him!"

YLC yawned.

Secura continued. "See? Look! He flinched! Now, remember back to when he drew a map and tried to predict where the demon would strike? Well the demon did strike exactly where YLC said it would. But then it stopped doing that."

All warmed up, Secura launched into the ultimate speechifying of her career.

"Now, I'm not a high-priced, fancy New York City lawyer. I don't know much about fancy-schmancy concepts like innocent until proven guilty, or what circumstantial means, or what Miranda rights are. I'm just a poor girl from the country: farmin' country over in England. I didn't grow up with a silver spoon in my mouth. I used to work 16 hours a day churning butter, and plowing fields, and castrating donkeys. So let me tell you, I know a thing or two about testicular fortitude. YLC is just the kind of guy that it would take a good two or three swings of a machete just to neuter, because his cojones are that tough... and massive!"

YLC sat, quietly amused by all this.

"But look at when he gets in trouble for accusing Methos.... he turns tail and runs away! Why would he do this, if he had such big meaty ones? There's only one logical explanation... YLC must have flinched. But this is a wily man, my friends.... YLC even sounds like "Wily". It's true, because it rhymes.

So he goes and decides he wants to prove what a big, testosterone-loaded man he is, and when the vote is tied between him and Captain Blackadder, he decides to vote for move, which puts his life in jeopardy. Well, it was very convincing, no? Only a guilty man would be so nervous about his life as to do a gambit like that.

I cite you the case of The People of Inishmore versus Askthepizzaguy. You see, in a little town in Ireland, a man known as Brendan, alias Askthepizzaguy, once broke a tie against himself to make him look innocent to everyone else. It worked so well that he was never scanned by the town investigator, and never murdered by the opposing mafia. But was he innocent? NO!!!

No, my friends. Only a guilty party with big fat ones could possibly come up with such an obviously suicidal move to make oneself look innocent. The motive is clear: you do that in order to not get lynched, as a desperation tactic. Any good honest townie wouldn't bother with such extreme Wine In Front of Me, and they would take their death with gentle good humor and a sporting attitude. Yes, this man is no townie. This man is no man at all! This is a foul, foul beast of the supernatural order! A terrible ghoul, a vile incarnation of darkness!!!"

Everyone gasped in surprise and alarm.

And THAT, my friends, is why YLC is guilty!!!

"Oh, but there is more, much more. YLC has also engaged in the classically scumtastic behavior of telling other people how to behave as townies! Like when he voted for Niklas, but then did an about face and condemned others for following his lead! I also cite to you the day when he did a U-turn and asked for results from everyone, after saying it was pointless.... and he has been pretending to be such a helpful townie ever since. The overly helpful townie! Why isn't he dead yet, if he's been oh-so helpful? Hmmm???"

Winston Hughes: "Yeah! What's your response to that, YLC???"

YLC: o_____O

Niklas: "Secura, I wanna have your baby! I will follow you to the grave! J'accuse, YLC!!!"

YLC: O_____o

Diana Abnoba: "Sure, why not.... YLC it is."

YLC: o_____O


No one stepped forward to defend YLC. Not even Methos, who stepped forward and said....

"I abstain, and the votes have been tallied. It looks like YLC is the candidate."

He turned to YLC and said most seriously:

"You have been accused and convicted of a jury of your peers of being the foul murderer among us. The charges against you include but are not limited to:

• Murder in the first degree by coat hanger.
• Murder in the first degree by cheese grater.
• Murder in the second degree by mind control and amputation, then decapitation.
• Murder in the second degree by cannibalism.
• Murder in the first degree by cord strangulation and tearing the body in half.
• Murder in the first degree by immolation and bisection.
• Attempted first degree murder by piano wire.
• First degree murder by lawnmower blade.
• First degree murder by laceration, asphyxiation by mosquitoes, acid and molten lava burns, demonic consumption, and fall from a great height.

As well as two counts of being an accessory to murder by lynch of the innocent Captain Blackadder and atheotes. Do you have anything to say?


YLC:

Yes.... I do....

YLC:

This house belongs to me... this is MY domain.

I am the bringer of DARKNESS...

the keeper of HELL...

the ONE WHO MISLEADS.

I am YEQON LUCIFUGE CAACRINOLAAS.

I have many forms... one is the form of a vicious dog with the wings of a griffin. But I am obviously not limited by physical form.

NOW FOOLISH MORTALS, YOU WILL SUFFER THE SAME FATE AS THE OTHERS!!!

I HAVE BECOME INVINCIBLE!!!

I CANNOT BE DESTROYED BY THE LIGHT-BRINGERS ANYMORE!!!

I AM IMMORTAL!!!

UNSTOPPABLE!!!

AND YOU....

ARE.....

DOOMED!!!!

Yeqon immediately picked up Methos and tossed him through the wall, landing unconscious in the Dining Room. Niklas and Winston Hughes jumped on the creature, trying to restrain it, but it was just no use. Yeqon was too powerful. He ripped Niklas off of him like a ragdoll and threw him into the ceiling, sending him crashing through into the Attic. He punched Winston Hughes in the face, and the poor man went flying into the china cabinet, sending plates and glass shards into his body. Winston Hughes dropped his flashlight in the process.

Secura ran over and grabbed the object, and switched it on. She shone it directly at the Demon Yeqon, who screeched in pain.


Yeqon:

Foolish mortals!

Your light is nothing more than an annoyance!!

You cannot kill me!!!

He knocked the flashlight out of Secura's hands, and then nodded in her direction. Secura was lifted up off of her feet by an unseen force, and she was then tossed right at the front door, which burst open, sending her body to the path outside, just above the Abyss.

Diana Abnoba ran to the light switch and turned on the lamps she had plugged in. The added light made the demon roar in pain even more, but he was not even slowing down. With a terrifying roar, Yeqon's sound waves caused the lightbulbs to shatter. It was dark once again. Then he picked up Diana and began to strangle her, without lifting a finger.

Niklas jumped down from the hole in the ceiling, and picked up Diana's light bulbs and began replacing the lamp's broken bulbs. Winston Hughes got up and picked up his flashlight, and shone it at the beast, just when the lights were turned back on. Yeqon roared in pain, and then reached out with his mind, and switched off the circuit breaker.

All the electricity in the entire house switched off. All that was left was the flashlight and the candles. Niklas quickly lit all his candles, but Yeqon screamed in his direction and they all blew out. Then he ripped the flashlight out of Winston's hands and tore out the batteries. He picked up Winston by the neck, and threw his body in the direction of the Kitchen. By now, Secura was coming to and attempting to light her candle as well. She walked toward the open front door and tried to re-enter the Manor.

Yeqon took the fold-out couch and lifted it in the air, and threw it at Secura. Then he gathered up all of the worthless lamps and also tossed them out the door with great relish.

Yeqon:

tImE tO dIE, liTTLe pIGgY....

The couch shattered as it hit the front door, and the broken wooden frame landed on top of Secura, in a heap. The lamps broke all around her, some rolling off of the concrete and falling down into the darkness. Then Yeqon grabbed Niklas and Diana Abnoba by the throats, and began to choke the life out of them.

i'M LoOkInG fOrWarD tO thIS....

________________

Winston Hughes, meanwhile, was lying face-down in the kitchen, just inches from the body of Double A. He came to, and heard the sounds of suffering in the adjacent room. He looked up, and in the darkness, he tried to come up with a plan.... and that's exactly what he did.

Winston Hughes ran over to the Grandfather Clock and grabbed the metal swinging PENDULUM, and tore it from its frame. Then he ran over to the gas range stovetop, and turned on all the burners. Amazingly, the gas stove was able to turn on, and in just a few seconds, the stove had 4 blue flames on it. Winston turned up the burners to maximum, and then lay one end of the metal pendulum right on top of the fire.

Very quickly, the pendulum began to turn red-hot.... he grabbed an oven mitt from a drawer and took the pendulum from the stove. It was now a deadly weapon, burning bright red.

Secura wriggled her way out of the debris, and ran inside the house. She saw the bucket of motor oil on the ground, near the body of Captain Blackadder. She grabbed it and threw it on top of Yeqon, who had nearly killed Diana Abnoba and Niklas with his slow, deliberate, torturous strangulation.

Yeqon dropped the bodies of the other two on the ground, and looked at Secura furiously.

What do you think you're doing? Now you're just pissing me off.... Are you prepared for the kind of death you've earned, little lady?....

Secura tried to light her only remaining candle, and then throw it at Yeqon. She tried to light it, and the demon stepped closer and closer... she backed away, out of the front door of the house, and tried to get behind the pile of furniture debris. But Yeqon just continued to blow out the candle.

Young fool.... only now... at the end, do you understand.

Yeqon began to shower Secura with deadly, brilliant blue lightning.

You will pay the price for your lack of vision.

Yeqon continued firing deadly energy at Secura, tormenting her, and making her drop the candle.

Now, young Secura.... You will die.

Winston Hughes stepped behind Yeqon. "I don't think so. This party's over."

Winston impaled Yeqon through the back with the red hot, searing metal, igniting the oil that covered his body, and setting the demon ablaze.... with hot, brilliant flames. The light damaged Yeqon more than the heat did, and it caused him to writhe in agony. The lightning that had been directed toward Secura now ripped through Yeqon's own body, and through the metal pendulum, knocking Winston Hughes to the ground in pain.

Yeqon tumbled down the steps of the Manor, burning. It began to roll on the ground to try to put out the flames, but it was little use. It then got up and shouted at the others.

I CAN KILL ALL OF YOU WITH A SINGLE THOUGHT....

BUT IT WOULDN'T BE AS MUCH FUN!!!

Yeqon pulled the red hot metal out of its chest, and threw it into the mansion, trying to hit Winston with it, who rolled out of the way.

Secura noticed that one of the broken lamps was near her body, and grabbed the remains of it. She wrapped the power cord around her hands and went behind Yeqon and began to strangle him with it like a garrotte. She dragged his flaming, choking body toward the edge of the concrete steps.

Secura: I.... have had.... enough.... of..... YOU!!!

YOU GO TO HELL!!!

YOU GO TO HELL AND YOU DIE!!!!

She then lifted YLC above her head, as his burning body showered her with sparks, and tossed the Demon down into the Abyss.....

THE DEMON HAS BEEN SLAIN!!!!

VICTORY..........?

Alive: (5/17)

Diana Abnoba
Secura
Methos
Niklas
Winston Hughes

Dead: (11/17)

TheFlax (Night Three)
Double A (Night Four)
Renata (Night Five)
Centurion1 (Night Six)
Beefy187 (Night Seven)
Husar (Night Eight)
Captain Blackadder (Day Ten)
White_Eyes:D (Night Ten)
atheotes (Day Eleven)
Splitpersonality (Night Eleven)
Yeqon Lucifuge Caacrinolaas- YLC (Day Twelve)

Wrath of God: (1/17)

Thermal Mercury (Day Seven)

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

With the demon slain, everyone is given a choice.

• Stay and fight it out, and claim the ONE MILLION DOLLAR prize, or
• attempt to escape through the bathroom mirror.

Begin Night Twelve. Send me your choice, whether you choose to stay or leave this manor, privately.