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Are you a real man? (ie, do you have a beard)
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    Vuk 01:51 06-19-2010
    I am just curious to see how many real men we have on the Org.
    PS. Pathetic little fuzzle does not constitute a beard.

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    Secura 02:03 06-19-2010
    This is going to be an interesting thread... :P

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    Vuk 02:11 06-19-2010
    Originally Posted by Secura:
    This is going to be an interesting thread... :P
    You are just jealous because you want a beard. It is just like Freud said, only he mistook beard for *youknowwhat*.

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    A Nerd 02:18 06-19-2010
    I can grow a thin scraggly one under my chin. For this reason I opt to shave it off. Still think I look cool though.

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    Vuk 02:26 06-19-2010
    Originally Posted by A Nerd:
    I can grow a thin scraggly one under my chin. For this reason I opt to shave it off. Still think I look cool though.
    Don't worry, you will get there one day. Seriously, few things annoy me more than people going around with tiny little straggles of hair sticking out of their face in random places. :P If you cannot cut it, then cut it off! (a little pun there for your ) :P

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    A Nerd 02:36 06-19-2010
    A very nice pun at that. I have attempted to grow it in the past, but usually shave it off in disgust relatively quickly!

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    Vuk 02:40 06-19-2010
    Originally Posted by A Nerd:
    A very nice pun at that. I have attempted to grow it in the past, but usually shave it off in disgust relatively quickly!
    Yeah, when I was younger I tried a mustache a few times, but that did not turn out well. :P I wasn't able to grow a full beard until I was 18. :P My dad had a pretty big one, all grown in when he was only 16. :P I come from a hairy family. P

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    Ibrahim 02:45 06-19-2010
    Originally Posted by Just Vuk Again:
    I am just curious to see how many real men we have on the Org.
    PS. Pathetic little fuzzle does not constitute a beard.
    choice # 1: I do have a beard (which I regularly shave off, so as to grow more of it-for some odd reason, shaving it off cause more of it to grow. must be my age )

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    A Nerd 02:57 06-19-2010
    Originally Posted by :
    I come from a hairy family
    Not me, both sides are quite hairless. Balding doesn't run in the family thank goodness!

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    woad&fangs 02:58 06-19-2010
    I have a nice red beard......which is not the same colour as my hair.....which is in turn not the same colour as my eyebrows.......

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    Crazed Rabbit 03:35 06-19-2010
    I don't have a beard now, but in the winter I often grow one, to shield my face from blustering winds as I ride my motorcycle across the mountain passes. It helps while skiing too.

    And if I do say so myself, it can be quite impressive.

    CR

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    Beskar 04:05 06-19-2010
    I could grow one easy enough, I almost have a permament facial hair shadow due to my facial hair growing thing. I have only grown it to around a 1 cm length (which is a few days - week) otherwise the hair irriates the skin.

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    Louis VI the Fat 04:09 06-19-2010
    Facial hair is the work of the devil.


    Me, I even groom my eyebrows, to maintain my suave looks.

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    Centurion1 04:38 06-19-2010
    Facial hair is for savages. Civilized men prefer to groom themselves, plus the majority of women prefer cleanshaven men

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    Reverend Joe 04:42 06-19-2010
    Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat:
    Facial hair is the work of the devil.


    Me, I even groom my eyebrows, to maintain my suave looks.
    Originally Posted by Centurion1:
    Facial hair is for savages. Civilized men prefer to groom themselves, plus the majority of women prefer cleanshaven men
    I see we have some jealous hairless youths among us.

    Me, not only do i have a beard, but I am capable of growing the most intimidating beard of anyone I know. Of course, I usually keep it fairly close-cropped and neat, but it still cows other men with its presence and hypnotized ladies with the might of its sexual vibrations.

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    Gregoshi 04:53 06-19-2010
    I've had my beard for just about 30 years now. Mrs. Gregoshi likes it and so do I.

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    Ibrahim 04:55 06-19-2010
    Originally Posted by Centurion1:
    Facial hair is for savages. ******s prefer to groom themselves, plus the majority of women prefer rugged men
    don't be a *****-men should always have good looking beards/facial hair, when possible under cultural and physical limitations.


    I just realized: I could go for the assyrian/ancient arabian look. all beard lovers in favor say "Aye".

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    Fragony 04:59 06-19-2010
    I can only grow the fuzzy stuff

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    Martok 06:06 06-19-2010
    I can grow (and usually sport) a respectable mustache & goatee, but that's about it. For whatever reason, my whiskers flatly refuse to exceed a half-inch, so a full beard is out of the question for me.

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    Centurion1 06:09 06-19-2010
    I can grow a beard thanks to the slav in me I choose not to.

    To rest my case, can you grow a beard in the military? No, and only real men join the military. Beards are for hippies, communists, and catamites.*

    * why catamite you ask? Well when you throw down a statement like that you gotta throw words like that around.

    As well a list of greats with no facial hair.
    John wayne
    Alexander the great
    Julius caesar
    Winston churchill
    George washington
    Nelson mandela
    Ghandi

    And of course........ ronald reagan

    People who did have facial hair
    Hitler
    Stalin
    Fidel castro
    Lenin
    Rasputin
    Not john wayne

    I rest my case

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    Ibrahim 06:13 06-19-2010
    Originally Posted by Centurion1:
    I can grow a beard thanks to the slav in me I choose not to.

    To rest my case, can you grow a beard in the military? No, and only real men join the military. Beards are for hippies, communists, and catamites.*

    * why catamite you ask? Well when you throw down a statement like that you gotta throw words like that around.

    As well a list of greats with no facial hair.
    John wayne
    Alexander the great
    Julius caesar
    Winston churchill
    George washington
    Nelson mandela
    Ghandi

    And of course........ ronald reagan

    People who did have facial hair
    Hitler
    Stalin
    Fidel castro
    Lenin
    Rasputin
    Not john wayne


    I rest my case


    you do realize I'm joking round here..course I know all that; even though I can grow a beard, I still shave it anyways. I personally don't really care, but I do like jabbing people nonetheless. (I suspect you're referring to my post and that of others who expressed similar attitudes-jest or not)

    besides, Assyrians were manly, and so was Philip II , and they grew beards

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    Azathoth 06:24 06-19-2010
    Originally Posted by Ibrahim:
    I just realized: I could go for the assyrian/ancient arabian look. all beard lovers in favor say "Aye".
    Braid and post pics.

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    Azathoth 06:27 06-19-2010
    Originally Posted by Centurion:
    As well a list of greats with no facial hair.
    John wayne
    Alexander the great
    Julius caesar
    Winston churchill
    George washington
    Nelson mandela
    Ghandi
    Alexander the Great had sideburns.

    I suppose now there'll be a debate on whether or not they count as facial hair?

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    Csargo 06:31 06-19-2010
    Originally Posted by woad&fangs:
    I have a nice red beard......which is not the same colour as my hair.....which is in turn not the same colour as my eyebrows.......
    It's a rainbow of hair!

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    Crazed Rabbit 08:40 06-19-2010
    Originally Posted by Centurion1:
    I can grow a beard thanks to the slav in me I choose not to.

    To rest my case, can you grow a beard in the military? No, and only real men join the military. Beards are for hippies, communists, and catamites.*
    I believe special operations and navy seals guys can grow beards.

    Also, is it a coincidence that America's military had many of its greatest generals when beards were in fashion? Sherman, Ulysses, Lee?

    Bah I say to your assertion, a thousand times bah!

    You say some women prefer it. Do you also hold their purses when you go shopping with them?



    CR

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    Ibn-Khaldun 09:17 06-19-2010
    Originally Posted by Crazed Rabbit:
    I don't have a beard now, but in the winter I often grow one, to shield my face from blustering winds as I ride my motorcycle across the mountain passes. It helps while skiing too.

    And if I do say so myself, it can be quite impressive.

    CR
    Exactly the reason why I have it during winter moths!

    Originally Posted by Centurion1:
    People who did have facial hair
    Hitler
    Stalin
    Fidel castro
    Lenin
    Rasputin
    Not john wayne

    I rest my case
    4-5 years ago there was a period where I looked like him with my beard.

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    Beskar 09:22 06-19-2010
    Originally Posted by Ibn-Khaldun:
    Exactly the reason why I have it during winter moths!
    Must be some really scarey Winter Moths in Estonia if they can attacking you with Blustering Wind. Sounds like real life pokemon.

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    Ibn-Khaldun 09:27 06-19-2010
    Originally Posted by Beskar:
    Must be some really scarey Winter Moths in Estonia if they can attacking you with Blustering Wind. Sounds like real life pokemon.
    Yes, winters here are quite scary. Especially the last few years. Lots of snow, lots of cold, lots of .. well.. everything bad!

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    Beskar 09:39 06-19-2010
    I was there during a New Years. The air was so cold, it felt like walking around in a needle-stack of invisible needles.

    It was a very odd sensation.

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    Fragony 10:07 06-19-2010
    Originally Posted by Ibn-Khaldun:
    4-5 years ago there was a period where I looked like him with my beard.
    There is a *ahum* huge difference between looking like Rasputin and BEING like Rasputin http://motherboards.infopop.cc/group...putin-cock.jpg

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