Ugh. This may take a while, my hangover does not approve of the ridiculousness of Beefy's caption.
Ugh. This may take a while, my hangover does not approve of the ridiculousness of Beefy's caption.
#Hillary4prism
BD:TW
Some piously affirm: "The truth is such and such. I know! I see!"
And hold that everything depends upon having the “right” religion.
But when one really knows, one has no need of religion. - Mahavyuha Sutra
Freedom necessarily involves risk. - Alan Watts
I am brimming with impatience![]()
delay is my fault
#Winstontoostrong
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#Hillary4prism
BD:TW
Some piously affirm: "The truth is such and such. I know! I see!"
And hold that everything depends upon having the “right” religion.
But when one really knows, one has no need of religion. - Mahavyuha Sutra
Freedom necessarily involves risk. - Alan Watts
Double A (caption)
Askthepizzaguy (image)Spoiler Alert, click show to read:Splitpersonality (caption)Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
Death is yonder (image)Spoiler Alert, click show to read:Subotan (caption)Spoiler Alert, click show to read:Romanic (image)Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
ArpeggiateTHIS (caption)Spoiler Alert, click show to read:Renata (image)Spoiler Alert, click show to read:Chaotix (caption)Spoiler Alert, click show to read:Yaropolk (image)Spoiler Alert, click show to read:Winston Hughes (caption)Spoiler Alert, click show to read:Myrddraal (image)Spoiler Alert, click show to read:Zack (caption)Spoiler Alert, click show to read:Joooray (image)Spoiler Alert, click show to read:Beefy187 (caption)Spoiler Alert, click show to read:Psychonaut (image)Spoiler Alert, click show to read:Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
START
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YAY!!! EVERYBODY WINS!!!!
Last edited by Askthepizzaguy; 07-05-2010 at 19:59.
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@Myrddraal
Genius.
Host commentary: (because, after all, why not.)
Double A's caption Was fairly easy for Askthepizzaguy (me) to draw,"The valiant 2-year old chain smoker fought off the evil forces of anti-spam with nothing but a banana peel, some string, and a machine gun."
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....but I totally blanked the chain smoking part. My bad. Did you notice how the 2-year old has Prince Valiant's haircut? Yes, I managed to get the "valiant" part in pictographic form. I win the thread.
And there's your chain smoker, so I score a flawless victoly.
Splitpersonality's caption basically captures the essence of the image without adding too much to the previous caption or taking away from it. The green hill was just to take away the empty background space, but Split added that to the caption, along with the sun and clouds. No matter, surely the green hill, sun and clouds won't reappear, right?"A baby wielding a tommy gun and a banana peel is being attacked by spam. The silly string next to him has exploded all over the green hill he is on, and the sun is being covered by the clouds."
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Whoops there's the green hill, sun and clouds again.
Death is yonder's picture makes some minor changes. The baby is holding the banana and the gun is floating, and instead of the spam attacking, it seems the baby is holding him hostage (yes, now the Spam is a person).
Also the explosion part of the silly string becomes totally for reals. So now we have nuclear string.
Subotan's caption turns the silly string explosion into a very not-silly atomic bomb explosion. Now the baby is a gangster, and the guy in the Spam suit apparently got promoted to CEO. Who says you can't advance from a dead-end job like suit-wearing.... advertisement.... guy.... thing? Now the hill is named BIG GREEN HILL and the sun is disapproving of everything. My goodness, who anthropomorphized mister sun? Was it you, Death is yonder? Yes it was. The sun's disapproval is yonder."A terrible atomic accident drives Banana the Gangster Baby to hold the hold the CEO of the Spam corporation hostage on top of Big Green Hill. The sun sees this and frowns disapprovingly, drawing a cloud in front of it's face to hide the shameful scene from it's eyes."
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Romanic's picture turns our beloved Gangsta Baby into a dude in a banana suit, and the CEO of Spamcorp decided to shed his Spammy suit and now he's being robbed apparently. See the bag with the dollar sign? That means he's a bank robber. Also, mister sun who was just an ordinary sun I drew in the clouds so there would be less white space is now the artist who is drawing the sky. And he still hates the world.
Also, BIG GREEN HILL seems to be turned into a neon turtle floating in liquid pig shtinkies. Note how crazed the Banana man is. He's clearly off his gourd, and completely fruity. He can't tell apples from oranges, and I've appearantly run out of fruit-related humor, so let's move on.
ArpeggiateTHIS' caption turns the banana-related bank robber into an extremist working for Greenpeace. Now Spam-related CEO is no longer spam-related and he's the CEO of BP, and that's not pig feces, it's oil. Now the oil man is suggesting we nuke the well and stop the thing. The happy little sun I drew in the sky has gone from not-even-human-with-no-expression, to shy, to sad, to angry at the world, and now he's become so depressed he's given up on mankind! OH NOES!!!"Already fed up with the state of the world, the BP oil spill has proved to be the last straw for Greenpeace; dressed in a banana suit, one of their activists holds the BP Chief-Exec to ransom. Fearing for his life, the CEO suggests that nuking the oil-spill might improve the drastic situation. Meanwhile, the Sun has given up on humanity, and draws clouds to cover the shame that is Planet Earth."
SHAME ON YOU PLANET EARTH!!! YOU WILL RUE THE DAY YOU DECIDED TO DRAW THE SUN!!!
In Paper Telephoneland, Sun Draws YOU!!!
badoom-boom.
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Renata's picture does a good job with the BP executive logo and the greenpeace logo, so that idea should be easily passed along. It's apparent that she's attempting to convey all the information from the previous caption, but it's a little hard to follow unless you know what she's trying to say, in which case it's actually pretty genius. It makes perfect sense. Kudos, Renata. I also like the Xbox that the executive is trapped in. No red ring of death for him, just Xbox hell, and then nuking the oil rig.
In all seriousness it is pretty clear the BP executive's idea is to nuke the well, exclamation point. So yeah, let's see if it translates.
Chaotix' caption turns this 2-year old-turned gangsta baby-turned banana suit wearing bank robbing wierdo-turned greenpeace activist into the "Peace banana man". And so the banana never dies, but it transforms everything else around it. Stupid sun doesn't want to die either! And the atomic explosion/nuclear winter part, which remember, was just a can of silly string, has destroyed the entire world. Silly String, you've done it again!!!"The peace banana-man saw massive profits involved in a global disaster engineered by the scheming big-wigs at BP who dumped all that oil into the gulf. Indeed, the sun would be shining brightly through the clouds of nuclear winter."
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Yaropolk's image appears to be nothing less than the plot of the next blockbuster movie and therefore deserves some badass music to go along with it. James Bond style.
BP executive team of three attempts to control the world by flooding it with oil.
WHO CAN STOP THEM?
Banana man can.
But can he stop the nuclear bombs from falling on Christmas Eve?
This summer,
One man,
One secret agent,
One bandana-wearing banana lover,
Will fight for justice,
And face off against the Triaxis Alliance:
The Oil Cartel,
Nuclear Terrorists,
and a robotic Santa Claus.
Mahatma Gandhi, in his first action movie since returning from the grave, is James Bond IN:
00Banana.
Rated R for strong language, violence, and full frontal banana-related nudity.
Winston Hughes' caption goes into his usual long-and-creative description mode, which shows that BP is actually not BP, but EVILCO, and those three people you saw weren't oil executives, but indeed a She-Vixen, a "dashing and brilliant" Doctor ROD, and Sir Christopher "Old Money" Harrington."Evilco was having a good year. Share prices had bounced considerably after the company hired a trio of crack environmental saboteurs to destroy the Earth's ecosystem. Sassy she-vixen Serena la Phew got things underway by causing a huge oil slick, whilst the dashing and brilliant Dr. Rod Gently killed off the tree-hugging Eco-Ninjas with a shipment of anthrax-laced bananas, leaving the silver-haired leader, Sir Christopher "Old Money" Harrington, free to start the descent into nuclear winter with a well-placed A-Bomb."
Also, the bananas have anthrax. And Banana Man is no more!!!
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Myrddraal's picture tells a tale about a man who is upset that Satan's stock is falling. He makes a deal with three evil supervillains, which involves blowing up the Deepwater Horizons oil well, cutting down trees, and poisoning ninjas with rotten bananas. Then Uncle Pennybags plants a bomb and explodes New York City. This causes Satan's stock to rise. HOOORAY!!!
Great picture, Myrdd.
Zack's caption tells that same exact tale."The evil businessmen were pleased when they found Satan's stock rising, which happened largely through the efforts of some guy with a monocle and a doctor, who spilled oil, made explosions, cut down trees, gave bananas to ninjas, blew up prosperous cities, and flew in helicopters."You break the game because you're so good at saying what happened, and cutting through all the Bovine Droppage. So we will move on.
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Joooray's image has turned the monacle guy into a doctor with six hands, (five on one arm) and a crooked arrow for a leg. He makes Neo and Smith very happy; Devil Inc's stock is rising because of 6-handed monacle doctor's evil scheming. There's a.... blue tree and a floating red goldfish, a bomb exploding, and an invisible lumberjack with a war axe, a ninja that kills bananas, and a helicopter flying towards... what seems to be 9/11.
Cue Beefy, to tell the tale as only he can! I am preparing to laugh hysterically....
Which is pretty much what the picture says. Beefy, I am disappoint. Can't even count on you to mess up this complicated and very strange image with your English as a second language storytelling. That's perhaps the most easily understood and accurate caption of them all."Evilness is increasing in the word. As the graph clearly shows it. Its all because of 5 handed doctors fault. With one hand, his crashing red helicopter to buildings, with another, his feeding bananas to ninjas. While his 3 other hands cuts trees, explodes stuff and feeds suspicious sea plants to innocent fishes."
Darn you and your epic skills!
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Psychonaut's picture shows Monacle guy with glasses, and he seems less evil and only has 5 arms instead of 6. But he's still feeding bananas to ninjas, cutting down trees, feeding the fish, grabbing helicopters from the sky like King Kong, and picking flowers. The little girl explains with her graph how this makes evilness increase.
Yes, little girl, evilness does increase. Especially with all the flagrant abuse of the No-Letters-In-Your-Pictures rule!!!!
Shame on everyone, especially me.
However, the banana has survived the game, and so therefore there's only one thing left to do.
#Winstontoostrong
#Montytoostronger
Myddral's and Zack's are both awesome, and I apologise for referring to the baby as actually being called Banana![]()
^ That was hi-larious. Thank you, Pizza, for taking the time to organise all this and write it up and include banana-squishingly good humour.
I salute you. ...And all other participants of course.
Arpeggio: A broken chord. Arpeggiate: Breaking up a chord. ArpeggiateTHIS, scumbag.
Brilliant! Next time, I must try some more lateral thinking, but Winston's plot was too good to resist.
EDIT: the devil and dollars entered in because that was the best I could do for "EvilCo" I'm impressed that it even ended up as "Evilness" actually.
Last edited by Myrddraal; 07-05-2010 at 21:25.
Host commentary about the commentary: (because, after all, why not.)
Overall I think the game host does a good job with the commentary; I especially like the third-person way he refers to himself. I also like meta-jokes.
I'm thinking about doing a commentary for this commentary, but unfortunately Antonio Banderas isn't available to provide his perspective on Pele, the Wonder Mouse (who he voiced in the film adaptation of this game). You see him in the third scene after the epic banana versus ninjas battle in the third act, just before the bomb detonates in Times Square. He was eating some cheese next to the hobo. It was a truly heartwarming scene.
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That was epic. I really enjoyed it, well the picture itself was complicated, but in the end it was totally worth it. Sorry about the 6 armed thing, I didn't know how else to draw.
And kudos once more to Myrddraal, that's just plain amazing.![]()
Supreme Victory, The Shadow Fort
© Crazed Rabbit
Can I do the caption this time, ATPG? Pleeeeease?
I'd like to try my hand at a picture as well.
Considering I have MS Paint now :o
Originally Posted by TosaInu
Rest in peace TosaInu
#Hillary4prism
BD:TW
Some piously affirm: "The truth is such and such. I know! I see!"
And hold that everything depends upon having the “right” religion.
But when one really knows, one has no need of religion. - Mahavyuha Sutra
Freedom necessarily involves risk. - Alan Watts
Whoops, my badMy goodness, who anthropomorphized mister sun? Was it you, Death is yonder? Yes it was. The sun's disapproval is yonder.
It appears that I am singularly responsible for the personification of the sun, of spam, and tossing in the theme of nuclear explosions
I particularly love Myrddraal's picture
In again, for more laughs
I don't mind either a caption or an image.
You cannot add days to life but you can add life to days.
If I promise to be sensible, can I do a picture this time?![]()
Round Four
SIGNUPS BEGIN HERE!!!
I'd like at least 20 peeps. You can request to do something different from last time if you'd like.
Sign ups: (16/20)
Subotan (caption)
Askthepizzaguy (image)
Death is Yonder (caption) <-------- YOUR TURN
ArpeggiateTHIS (image)
Joooray (caption)
Splitpersonality (image)
Amsel (caption)
Winston Hughes (image)
Renata (caption)
Myrddraal (image)
Yaropolk (caption)
Double A (image)
Diana Abnoba (caption)
Zack (image)
Chaotix (caption)
Skooma Addict (image)
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Last edited by Askthepizzaguy; 07-11-2010 at 02:51.
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I'm fine with a caption this time around.![]()
Supreme Victory, The Shadow Fort
© Crazed Rabbit
In because I have time to play now! Caption, picture, either way is fine.
TOMORROW - Lyle pukes so hard it makes a football go three feet
I'd prefer a captain this time; I did image the last two times.
in 4 caption
In again, I don't mind what I do.
In.
Still in. ATPG, put me on the list permanently, so I don't have to keep signing up.
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