Met a Foreign Girl, Need Advice

[Sarmatian]

Girls from eastern Europe are tricky. They don't like flowers, chocolate, music, films and so on. You need to impress her with brute strength, like break a beer bottle on your head. If you have tattoos and scars, those help too. Oh, and chest hair. If you don't have any, you're out. Run to the nearest barber shop, take some hair and super-glue it on your chest.

Just do what you would do with any other girl, mate. The only thing you shouldn't do is be disrespectful towards her nation and culture but that goes for everybody.

[Louis VI the Fat]

Girls from eastern Europe are tricky. They don't like flowers, chocolate, music, films and so on. You need to impress her with brute strength, like break a bear bottle on your head. If you have tattoos and scars, those help too. Oh, and chest hair. If you don't have any, you're out. Run to the nearest barber shop, take some hair and super-glue it on your chest.

There is a grain of truth in there...

Eastern Europe is macho central. The guys act too tough, the women's skirts are all too short.



The other thing is, East European women are a bit more serious, mature, about relationships than West Europeans / Americans. They very soon try to figure out your worth, your financial prospective, what you can mean to her. I suppose they have a lower margin for error. It is a harsher society, with more inequality, and it shows.

[Centurio Nixalsverdrus]

There is a grain of truth in there...

Eastern Europe is macho central. The guys act too tough, the women's skirts are all too short.



The other thing is, East European women are a bit more serious, mature, about relationships than West Europeans / Americans. They very soon try to figure out your worth, your financial prospective, what you can mean to her. I suppose they have a lower margin for error. It is a harsher society, with more inequality, and it shows.

There's much truth in what Louis said. Also, I have the impression the russian girls a pretty much straight forward. Not so much tricking and stuff. I think the way she talks to you is a really good sign. Don't forget to *subtly* show her that you're ready to do her.

[Vuk]

There's much truth in what Louis said. Also, I have the impression the russian girls a pretty much straight forward. Not so much tricking and stuff. I think the way she talks to you is a really good sign. Don't forget to *subtly* show her that you're ready to do her.

Yes, that should be his top priority in his relationship...not...

[Centurio Nixalsverdrus]

Yes, that should be his top priority in his relationship...not...

The "good guys" tend to forget that.

[Beskar]

The "good guys" tend to forget that.

One of the most amusing articles is on wikipedia -
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nice_guy

One of the best theories is that "nice guys" exhibit androgynous or sexless behaviour. The other is the "desire to please", along with the "obsessive", and have many "insecurities".

Here is it from a womans view -
http://www.heartless-bitches.com/ran...niceguys.shtml

[Husar]

This whole making fun of nice guys thing completely destroys my ego every time.

[edyzmedieval]

There's much truth in what Louis said. Also, I have the impression the russian girls a pretty much straight forward. Not so much tricking and stuff. I think the way she talks to you is a really good sign. Don't forget to *subtly* show her that you're ready to do her.

Strike a balance over here. Much truth in what Louis said, and all girls want to get laid, but being all too eager ruins everything.

[Centurio Nixalsverdrus]

"being all to eager"?

I don't think that's a danger in this case. Also, I said subtly.

[Ice]

Girls from eastern Europe are tricky. They don't like flowers, chocolate, music, films and so on. You need to impress her with brute strength, like break a bear bottle on your head. If you have tattoos and scars, those help too. Oh, and chest hair. If you don't have any, you're out. Run to the nearest barber shop, take some hair and super-glue it on your chest.

Just do what you would do with any other girl, mate. The only thing you shouldn't do is be disrespectful towards her nation and culture but that goes for everybody.

Nothing says I love you like broken shards of glass lodged in your skull.

[Centurion1]

key words in what you just quoted ice, BEAR bottle, not a beer bottle a bear bottle.

thats right eastern europeans drink bottles of bear.

[Husar]

There was/is a reason Americans fear(ed) the Russians!

[Centurion1]

Tell my father that husar

[Megas Methuselah]

key words in what you just quoted ice, BEAR bottle, not a beer bottle a bear bottle.

thats right eastern europeans drink bottles of bear.

That's not cool, mane. Bears are odd creatures, you're not spose to eat them. When they're skinned, their carcasses look strangely human, see?

Eastern euro's aren't for me. Drinking bears is just unholy.

[Husar]

That's not cool, mane. Bears are odd creatures, you're not spose to eat them. When they're skinned, their carcasses look strangely human, see?

Eastern euro's aren't for me. Drinking bears is just unholy.

You're lucky that you can say that, just imagine the Russians had discovered Canada first...

On the topic though, the most rewarding thing about having a Russian girlfriend has to be her sexy accent.

[Vuk]

You're lucky that you can say that, just imagine the Russians had discovered Canada first...

On the topic though, the most rewarding thing about having a Russian girlfriend has to be her sexy accent.

lol, no offense to Russians, but while they have a kewl language, it can sound pretty masculine. :P I don't know, I don't find the accent too attractive on women...

[Cowhead418]

I saw her last night! I ended up meeting her at the park where we met and we went for a walk and also stopped for some ice cream. Her English is better than I probably made it sound, as we ended up just hanging out and talking for about 3 hours before I dropped her off at her house. She kept asking me to say stuff to her in Russian, and she got a huge kick out of whenever I was able to string a few sentences together. I wish I had been studying up on my Russian more, as summer vacation has made me rusty, but she absolutely loved it whenever I spoke it.

The first question I asked her in Russian was about her birthday, and it turns out that we share the same birth date! That was a very pleasant surprise. The conversation for the most part settled around the differences between the United States and Ukraine. She said that two of the big things she's noticed is that people here are very friendly and happier in general, and that the food here has a lot more calories, so she has to watch her weight more. She was also very confused about baseball, so I spent twenty minutes trying to teach the game to her, but it's a very difficult game to explain to non-English speakers.

I also found out that in Ukraine she was a professional dancer, and also taught young children to dance. I forgot the name of the type of dance she does, but apparently she won an international dance competition in Poland against dancers from all over the world! Needless to say I was both very impressed and slightly intimidated. She's been applying for a dance instructor job here and was looking for dance classes, but hasn't had much success there yet, so she mostly spends her time just sitting at home with Vladimir and going for the occasional jog. She was also very happy to learn that I also work with kids (I'm a sports camp counselor), and when we said goodbye she asked what I was doing the rest of the weekend, and that she couldn't wait to see me again. So pretty successful first date, if I may say so myself.

[Ibrahim]

You're lucky that you can say that, just imagine the Russians had discovered Canada first...

On the topic though, the most rewarding thing about having a Russian girlfriend has to be her sexy accent.

that, and her hometown likely doesn't open up so many avenues for double meanings, unlike certain members' hometowns

[Sarmatian]

Girls from eastern Europe are tricky. They don't like flowers, chocolate, music, films and so on. You need to impress her with brute strength, like break a beer bottle on your head..

I don't know what bears you guys are talking about . It says beer bottle right there