so what "bartix" and what faction replaces armenia go then?!!

**Abokasee** · 05-01-2005, 20:52

f**king hell are you all 20 watt light bulbs this is what i mean

what units do bartix have

and what ever faction replaces armenia what units do they have???

**khelvan** · 05-01-2005, 21:04

Originally Posted by Abokasee

f**king hell are you all 20 watt light bulbs this is what i mean

I like cheese.

**GoreBag** · 05-01-2005, 21:17

Originally Posted by khelvan

I like cheese.

Mm. Most cheeses do not compare to the mighty curd, however.

**Big_John** · 05-01-2005, 21:23

BEST THREAD EVAR!!!

seriously khelvan.. what units does bartix have? and since armenia is NOT being remeoved from EB, what faction is replacing them? the people of "PLANET EARTH" need to know. can we have a bartix preview this friday?

**khelvan** · 05-01-2005, 21:44

I am afraid I cannot reveal such sensitive information. Anyone who does will be forced to zipper his pants while not wearing underwear.

**Big_John** · 05-01-2005, 21:46

what, there are no women on the EB team? meh.. sexelitismatismistness.

**TheTank** · 05-01-2005, 21:54

Abokasee I don't believe your are from planet earth.
I think you are from mars or better from Uranus ........

When does the Uranian invasion start ?!!...........

**Colovion** · 05-01-2005, 21:45

bring us poutine in historical clarity

woe to thee you who usurpe the greatness of moulded lactose with thy claims of intolerance

you bigots against cheese, I despise thee

**GoreBag** · 05-01-2005, 21:54

Originally Posted by Colovion

bring us poutine in historical clarity

woe to thee you who usurpe the greatness of moulded lactose with thy claims of intolerance

you bigots against cheese, I despise thee

Actually, real poutine is basically boiled potatoes. You can buy it in cans down east. The Outaouais poutine, albeit a bastardization, is incredibly tasty, though.

**Colovion** · 05-01-2005, 22:03

Originally Posted by NeonGod

Actually, real poutine is basically boiled potatoes. You can buy it in cans down east. The Outaouais poutine, albeit a bastardization, is incredibly tasty, though.

but still, they're two strands from a similar cause

Poutine râpée, an Acadian tradition, is similar to German Klöße; composed of "a ball of grated and mashed potato, salted, filled with pork in the centre, and boiled" - wiki

they all have one thing in common, the delight of potato consumption

**The samnite** · 05-01-2005, 21:13

Originally Posted by Abokasee

f**king hell are you all 20 watt light bulbs this is what i mean

I prefer to refer to myself as a '40 watt' light bulb if you don't mind.

**Ellesthyan** · 05-01-2005, 21:48

Originally Posted by Abokasee

f**king hell are you all 20 watt light bulbs this is what i mean

what units do bartix have

and what ever faction replaces armenia what units do they have???

"Dear lord, sirs, I fear you've got an IQ far below average, since my question was quite clear. As I still desire an answer, I will take the liberty to restate my question in slightly different wordings, that might make it a little easier to understand.

What is the amount of units that Bartix has, and of what kind will they be?
And my second question regarding the faction that replaces Armenia: which nation or state will it represent, and how many and which units will it support?

To strengthen the fact that I am extremely confused and that I desire a appropiate answer as fast as reasonably may be possible, I will add a few little drawings, representing two faces in confusing, and twenty-one faces astride a toyhorse charging at an imaginairy enemy."

My lord, I have translated this encoded, barbarian message sent to us by St0p1d L33t of the Brainless people of the Moronic Pits. Since this work has taken slightly longer than the five minutes I was expecting, to be precise, at least three weeks, I hope Your Highness will not forget to, in his holy goodness, leave a little gift to my unworthy House.
In less good news, I fear I will be disabled from further translating work, after this hard and mindgobbling piece, for at least a few months. As I have included the original message, I dare say Your Higness will recognise my need and will not, in his holy justice, bestow my unworthy soul with punishment far beyond my wildest dreams, as is usual for incompetent translators.

With a most humble greeting,
Ellesthyan, translator to the Royal Court