One Word Story II

[The Spartan (Returns)]

but flipped in midair back to safety

[Csargo]

but then slipped on a plate of wet noodles

[The Spartan (Returns)]

but he regains his balance and lands on his feet

[Rodion Romanovich]

but his feet landed on something sharp

(sorry but I couldn't resist )

[The Spartan (Returns)]

(shrieks) pulls out the knife the wound recovers the next day

[Rodion Romanovich]

...and...

[The Spartan (Returns)]

the spartan goes to a food-eating contest

[Csargo]

where he chokes on a

[Divinus Arma]

long black

[The Spartan (Returns)]

bone but

[Csargo]

then

[Avicenna]

miraculously spits it out, only to

[Rodion Romanovich]

accidentally light the fuse of a dynamite which he couldn't

[The Spartan (Returns)]

control then

[Rodion Romanovich]

so it exploded and he had to be taken to

[Rodion Romanovich]

so it exploded and he had to be taken to

[The Spartan (Returns)]

the hospital but he lives and it was only a minor burn on his back so he goes home

[Csargo]

where he is attacked by the mafia

[The Spartan (Returns)]

but fights through them like The Spartan he is

[Avicenna]

and dying, as the spartan he is

[Rodion Romanovich]

with honor, and is buried at

[Shaka_Khan]

a sauna where naked

[Avicenna]

old men try to sunbathe

[The Spartan (Returns)]

(whats sauna?)

[The Spartan (Returns)]

but the people who took them there were ambushed and is taken to be buried at the Ruins of Sparta where heroes once lived.

[Rodion Romanovich]

, but came to life against and haunted

[Rodion Romanovich]

, but came to life again and haunted

[Csargo]

his dear old dad

[Avicenna]

who was a lynched mafioso

[Shaka_Khan]

The ones who lynched this mafioso were all...