Canada to pass same sex legislation 8:00 PM ET

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

We can get aroused looking at the Babes Thread. They can't.

Now that's discrimination!

If they ever feel in need of a little eye candy though, they can check themselves out in a mirror.

[King of Atlantis]

If they ever feel in need of a little eye candy though, they can check themselves out in a mirror.

[Papewaio]

Erm, I could prolly start a thread they wouldn't get bored with.

And you can, and it would be 'state sanctioned' as long as it obeyed the rules of no nudity etc as per all other threads.

I'm sure a larger percentage of homophobes would be examining the contents for 'offending material' then non-homophobes.

[Byzantine Prince]

Erm, I could prolly start a thread they wouldn't get bored with.

The rest of us can all chip in with some original material.

Except for Papewaio and Gawain, they are not pretty.

[bmolsson]

How many threads do we have on this issue now ? I wonder why a war game community have so large interest in a question as gay marriage ??

[King of Atlantis]

This is the only one i see...

The american way one turned in to a gay marriage thing though cause somebody tried to take a cheap shot at americans and the americans got mad. Surprise, surprise

[PanzerJaeger]

We're expected to sit back and take those cheap shots.. didnt you get the memo?

[King of Atlantis]

No i forgot to read it, i was to busy gay bashing...

[Papewaio]

Except for Papewaio and Gawain, they are not pretty.

We guys might not be pretty, but at least we have kids. Well my first is due in 4 weeks anyhow.

[Proletariat]

And you can, and it would be 'state sanctioned' as long as it obeyed the rules of no nudity etc as per all other threads.

None? Well screw it, then.


(Honestly, I just don't have enough of a pornographic bent, but thanks.)

[Byzantine Prince]

None? Well screw it, then.

As long as there is no penis, ass, or cum shot you'll be fine.


But seriously though, how do women get aroused by men? I find it hard to believe that our sex is even attractive. Then again I'm a guy so what do I know?

[Proletariat]

As long as there is no penis, ass, or cum shot you'll be fine.

Jeez, you puritanical fascists. (For the ESL guys, that was heavy sarcasm)

I find it hard to believe that our sex is even attractive. Then again I'm a guy so what do I know?

There's more to physical attraction than most females let on. Alot of the other things are intangible qualities that don't seem to make alot of sense, but I still think I'd recognize what I really want if/when it happens.

(Sorry for the wishy-washy answer, but what did you really expect? )

Yeah, 24 might be old to you, you whipper snapper. But I still got some things to figure out. *pops a Werther's Original*

[Gawain of Orkeny]

I love oreintal women. If thats you and your wife you are one lucky man.

[Papewaio]

Yes that is indeed my wife, and considering the mongrel on the left is me, I am a very very lucky man.

[Byzantine Prince]

Yeah, 24 might be old to you, you whipper snapper. But I still got some things to figure out. *pops a Werther's Original*

Didn't your teachers tell you not to start sentences with 'But'?

This was a thread about Canada allowing gay marriage, not who Papewaio is getting married to, unless I am mistaken and the guy in that picture is a transvestite.

[Proletariat]

Didn't your teachers tell you not to start sentences with 'But'?

This is a pretty conversational forum, you.

This was a thread about Canada allowing gay marriage, not who Papewaio is getting married to, unless I am mistaken and the guy in that picture is a transvestite.

The way you try to flirt with Pape is shameless.

[Papewaio]

It is about marriage and who gets the right to it.

The wife is 24 too btw.

[Redleg]

It is about marriage and who gets the right to it.

The wife is 24 too btw.

Marriage is not a right - its a priveledge because you have to ask the person you want to marry - if they want to marry you. And they can always refuse.

I did not have the right to marry my wife - I got the priveledge to marry her because she consented to the union, and then because we wanted the license from the state we had to meet the conditions established by society to be married.

As for Canada - that they went through the legislative process to change their laws regarding the institution of marriage is the way a democracy is suppose to work. While I might not agree with the concept of same-sex marriage - if the desire of the society is to allow such a thing and the democratic process is followed there is absolutely nothing wrong with changing the laws to meet the changing conditions of society.

[Beirut]

But seriously though, how do women get aroused by men? I find it hard to believe that our sex is even attractive. Then again I'm a guy so what do I know?

Of course men are attractive. Look at me.

Play lumberjack for a while and you'll know why the women find men sexy. (Even the gay guys love us. Eek!)

They like the beef, the strength, the attitude, the desires we hold, the beligerency, the bear in the woods demeanour. They think we're pigs and bastards and they're right. And they love it.

Men are great, and I thank God that I am one. The only better than being a man is being a man in a lesbian woman's body who looks like Angelina Jolie. My next life.

[Steppe Merc]

Lumberjack Song aka Beruit's Theme Song
By Monty Python

I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK,
I sleep all night and I work all day.

He's a lumberjack and he's OK,
He sleeps all night and works all day.

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch,
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shopping,
And have buttered scones for tea.

I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK,
I sleep all night and I work all day.

He's a lumberjack and he's OK,
He sleeps all night and works all day.

He cuts down trees, eats his lunch,
Goes to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays he goes shopping,
And has buttered scones for tea.

I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK,
I sleep all night and I work all day.

He's a lumberjack and he's OK,
He sleeps all night and works all day.

I cut down trees, I skip and jump,
I like to press wild flowers,
I put on women's clothing,
And hang around in bars.

He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps,
He likes to press wild flowers,
He put on women's clothing,
And hang around in bars.

I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK,
I sleep all night and I work all day.

He's a lumberjack and he's OK,
He sleeps all night and works all day.

I cut down trees, I wear high heels,
Suspenders and a bra,
I wish I were a girlie,
Just like my dear papa.

He cuts down trees, he wears high heels,
Suspenders and a bra,
He wants to be a girlie,
Just like his dear papa????

I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK,
I sleep all night and I work all day.

He's a lumberjack and he's OK,
He sleeps all night and works all day.

[English assassin]

Men are great, and I thank God that I am one. The only better than being a man is being a man in a lesbian woman's body who looks like Angelina Jolie.

Thank you VERY MUCH. I suppose you realise every time I look at Angelina now I am going to have some very confused notion about her being a male lesbian lumberjack?

For heavens sake please don't say anything about Salma Hayek, leave me with one unsullied fantasy figure...

[Ronin]

Thank you VERY MUCH. I suppose you realise every time I look at Angelina now I am going to have some very confused notion about her being a male lesbian lumberjack?

For heavens sake please don't say anything about Salma Hayek, leave me with one unsullied fantasy figure...

i second that motion.....i further add that nothing should be said about Monica Bellucci either...or i´ll go seriously apesh*t

[Papewaio]

For heavens sake please don't say anything about Salma Hayek, leave me with one unsullied fantasy figure...

You havn't seen Rob the Bastards picture then have you?

[King of Atlantis]

You havn't seen Rob the Bastards picture then have you?

His avatar is an arab or are you talking about his real picture...

[Sigurd]

Doesn't Sweden have it?

LOL!
You're such a troll...

[Don Corleone]

Didnt they found a state or two down South?

No, last time I checked, incestuous marriage was still illegal in Kerry too.

[Don Corleone]

We can get aroused looking at the Babes Thread. They can't.

Now that's discrimination!

Well, for the love of God, don't start a 'Dudes' thread.

[Goofball]

This is the only one i see...

The american way one turned in to a gay marriage thing though cause somebody tried to take a cheap shot at americans and the americans got mad. Surprise, surprise

No, somebody (namely: Yours Truly) took a cheap shot at Republicans, not Americans. But in some conservative minds taking a shot at the Republican Party is the rough equivilant of burning your flag on the grave of the Unknown Soldier on the Fourth of July, so some panties got slightly twisted. I realize you guys sometimes think you are the only true Americans, but believe it or not, membership in the Republican Party is not yet a requirement for citizenship...

[King of Atlantis]

im not a republican by the way...

[PanzerJaeger]

God youre so stupid Atlantis!

Of course he wasnt attacking America, he was only attacking Americans.. its really quite simple.

Next time keep in mind Canadians never say anything hateful about America - they only say hateful things about huge parts of the population.