Thread for Female EB players

[chenkai11]

I wonder if there's any. Show your picture as proof.

[desert]

Show your picture as proof.

Yeah, tits or GTFO.

Seriously though, that might be asking a bit too much. Not everyone is comfortable with uploading photos of themselves onto the Internet.

[Fixiwee]

Maybe we should mod EB on Sims2 first and after that open this thread.

[Aemilius Paulus]

Yeah, tits or GTFO.

Seriously though, that might be asking a bit too much. Not everyone is comfortable with uploading photos of themselves onto the Internet.

Are YOU a female, desert?

It should be quite obvious that females are smarter than to play video games which cause only trouble (with perhaps the one and only exception of EB), but then again, males would not know that due to their dim-witted nature. Just proves once again who's the more intelligent of the two genders...

EDIT: What's "GTFO"?

[desert]

More women play games than you might think, Aemilius.

Also, your EB fanboyism has reached monstrous levels.

As for my gender, check for yourself. My name is readily available in many places.

GTFO means get the fawk out (censored that for you).

[a completely inoffensive name]

Foot needs to lock this thread, there are no girls on the intertubes.

[Novellus]

Foot needs to lock this thread, there are no girls on the intertubes.

Agreed. Any SMART girl wouldn't be foolish enough to reveal her identity on a forum like this, especially with the potential predators out there in these forums alone (if you don't believe me, take a look at some of the posts in the "Ancient Partying" thread).

[satalexton]

did somebody say predator? *takes out guns and swords*

[Tiberius Claudius Marcellus]

I must admit I rofled at the very idea of this thread. Gamer girls aren't the type to just spew out "Hey, I've got b00bs read my post!". They're not the princess-type attention whores; rather, sardonically inclined and quite intelligent.

Your attempt to flaunt your e-peen has met with epic fail. Now, your head a-splode :-P

[Gabeed]

did somebody say predator? *takes out guns and swords*

Dohn't try to fight eet! You'll just end up lieke Jesse Ventura!!! Geht to ze choppah!

[Megas Methuselah]

Wtf guys? C'mon, get a life.

[||Lz3||]

The only female I know that posts here is Frogbeaster... and she's a mod...so better not mess with her

[antisocialmunky]

I haven't seen her around lately which is sad because I love her walkthroughs. She does a great job with them.

[a completely inoffensive name]

Wtf guys? C'mon, get a life.

Because all of us have been purposely denying ourselves a girlfriend and forcing ourselves to play EB and post in the EB forums about girls who play EB as well. Oh well, sorry guys, Meth wants us to get back to our lives and get back together with our girlfriends that we left for the internet and video games.

[Megas Methuselah]

That's a good response. Now get back to your own petty lives and increase the world's population. I need more servants.

[a completely inoffensive name]

I am starting to think all the female EB players may have been scared away from the forum because of this.

[Megas Methuselah]

I wonder if Whitestar is ever coming back. ROFL!!!

[chenkai11]

Hey, don't you guys read the title clearly? This thread is for female players of EB. If you are not a girl don't post.

[Space_Ed]

Hey, don't you guys read the title clearly? This thread is for female players of EB. If you are not a girl don't post.

Its not gonna happen. Besides asking for a photo to prove they are female here is pretty pointless. An uploaded photo of a female doesnt mean anything on the internet as it could be anyone.

[chenkai11]

Its not gonna happen. Besides asking for a photo to prove they are female here is pretty pointless. An uploaded photo of a female doesnt mean anything on the internet as it could be anyone.

Neither do I really expect that, but why not gave it a try. I don't think a thread for them to post will mean any harm to them.

[Space_Ed]

Neither do I really expect that, but why not gave it a try. I don't think a thread for them to post will mean any harm to them.

Lol I concur. Lets wait for all the floods of messages from female EB gamers!

[Reno Melitensis]

Well chenkai11, you are searching for a very rare species, seldom seen in the EB World.

Cheers.