Buonosera,
I, uh, have been troubled by your reluctance toknuckle under to my racquet, uh join organized unions, over these past few decades. You don't like paying membership fees tome, your Don,erh, I mean your local? Don't you know this money buys youprotection,erh, I mean representation and security? I think I'm going to have Lucco Brazzi come by your house tonight, maybe around 3AM, to sit down and explain the benefits of union membership to you, your wife and your children. Make you an offer you can't refuse. After all, with this new legislation, I'll get your personal info, and I'll get a record of how you voted.
Now, are you really sure you want to continue to defy the don? After all that money I spent this past fall toget my union racquet going again,erh, encourage Democracy and liberty?
For those of you wondering what I'm on about, Democrats in the House & Senate, apparently with White House approval, have waited exactly 6 weeks to trot out card-check legislation, something I was told was a delusional fantasy of us paranoid fruitbat right-wing cranks. Is that free beer I smell? By the way, Wal-Mart, one of the few people hiring as we approach double-digit inflation, got downgraded from a buy to a hold, on this.
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