Well, I decided to take a break from the stress of college life and have a nice, relaxing vaca in Seattle. In the three days that I have been here I have been punched in the throat, brutally kicked in the groin, had someone stick their fingers into my eyes, been kicked in the knee and shins so much that it looks like I have golf balls under my skin, been thrown to the ground by my neck so hard that it feels like my spine went out of alignment, stressed my wrist, and have been generally beaten so badly that my entire body is covered with bruises and I can hardly move.
I <3 Seattle!
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