Awww man. Now people who haven't read my post in the dream thread must think one of us is really,
really weird. And not even for the right reasons! (I am pretty weird in person)
To be fair though I do actually know how to get my hands on both goats and chickens.
Lederhosen would have made an extremly effective military uniform for an army. Can you imagine trying to fight a man dressed like that without giving in to laughter? The enemy force would be so busy laughing they wouldn't have time to notice or counteract your strategy to win the battle.
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