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    A new Christian-Democrat member of parliament has just been sworn in in The Hague. A beautiful, sweet, honest-to-God all-round good girl. The best evidence is that she sucks as a pop singer.

    I sooo want to do this woman

    Can anyone tell me why?

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    Because she is sweet and innocent yet struggling with her desire and likely to be a sexual explosion when touched on the right places, totally forgetting about her commitment to the lord and speaking his name in vain while you are doing just that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fragony
    Because she is sweet and innocent yet struggling with her desire and likely to be a sexual explosion when touched on the right places, totally forgetting about her commitment to the lord and speaking his name in vain while you are doing just that?
    My God, yes!..
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    Your loss cityboy here we grow them on trees and they have no idea what a horse dóeuvre is.

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    Oh my... I fear my dearest Adrian II is on the verge of having a moment.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fragony
    Because she is sweet and innocent yet struggling with her desire and likely to be a sexual explosion when touched on the right places, totally forgetting about her commitment to the lord and speaking his name in vain while you are doing just that?

    the one you have to pervert a little bit are always the most fun
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    Default Re: A personal, irrelevant, probably sexist urge

    You're presuming that the "hint of decadence" would be brought to the exchange by Adrian.

    Yet our dear Adrian as a quiet and cerebral fellow, despite the occasional lapse into babbled latin incantatum whilst viewing pictures of Jessica Simpson's fundament (long ago thread reference).


    However, you ALWAYS have to watch out for the quiet ones....who in another situation may be anything but quiet. Who is to say exactly who would be leading whom down the primrose path to demi-depravity?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seamus Fermanagh
    Yet our dear Adrian as a quiet and cerebral fellow, despite the occasional lapse into babbled latin incantatum
    Oh-me-gah? Lol me alpha
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fragony
    Because she is sweet and innocent yet struggling with her desire and likely to be a sexual explosion when touched on the right places, totally forgetting about her commitment to the lord and speaking his name in vain while you are doing just that?
    Frag, that was teh haWt...

    Well done.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seamus Fermanagh
    However, you ALWAYS have to watch out for the quiet ones....who in another situation may be anything but quiet. Who is to say exactly who would be leading whom down the primrose path to demi-depravity?
    as for moi I wouldn´t be worried...

    you can´t corrupt the depraved
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fragony
    Your loss cityboy here we grow them on trees and they have no idea what a horse dóeuvre is.
    Country girls are far superior indeed. Especially those who loves horses, they have plenty of experience in riding...
    Still maintain that crying on the pitch should warrant a 3 match ban

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    Because women, in spite of being bright, well-accomplished and hard-working - are baby making sex machines.

    There is just no getting around it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Goofball
    Frag, that was teh haWt...

    Well done.
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    Fragony is t3h Orgasm sexpert.

    Seriously Adrian, why do you want to do a politician? Go do a model or maybe do some girl from De Wallen...YOU WILL GET LOTS OF FUN! Politicians? Nah. All they know is getting an orgasm while they speak to the public.
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    who doesn't have the urge to despoil innocence? it's what gets me out of bed in the morning.
    now i'm here, and history is vindicated.

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    Nah not nice
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    Quote Originally Posted by edyzmedieval
    Fragony is t3h Orgasm sexpert.

    Seriously Adrian, why do you want to do a politician? Go do a model or maybe do some girl from De Wallen...YOU WILL GET LOTS OF FUN! Politicians? Nah. All they know is getting an orgasm while they speak to the public.
    Models are no good. Their thin bodies will probably break in two when things get naughty. Women are supposed to be soft. Bones are hard.
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    Still maintain that crying on the pitch should warrant a 3 match ban

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    Quote Originally Posted by HoreTore
    Boners are hard.
    Thanks for sharing that.



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    Sexmeister Frag has it. The touch of defilement, the confusion in her eyes, the way she breaks into a sweat when I whisper in her ear while she is addressing, um, her constituents, as in this picture.




    Quote Originally Posted by HoreTore
    Seriously Adrian, why do you want to do a politician?
    Man, are you blind??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat
    get a wife, Louis.
    Thanks for sharing that, Louis.
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    My gift to you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beirut
    My gift to you.
    Words fail to express one's profound horni indebtedness in the face of such a delicate gift.

    Into the breach!

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    Especially those who loves horses, they have plenty of experience in riding...

    Yep there is nothing quite like a horsewoman for a damn good ride .

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    Quote Originally Posted by HoreTore
    Models are no good. Their thin bodies will probably break in two when things get naughty. Women are supposed to be soft. Bones are hard.
    It's good to know I'm not the only one that has this concern for overly 'dainty' women. There must be at least a little cushion for the pushin'.

    I fully condone Adrian II's choice, a very fine looking lady!

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    Quote Originally Posted by spmetla
    I fully condone Adrian II's choice, a very fine looking lady!
    Thank you! I have informed my personal representative that I am, eh, right behind her and that she is my, um, favourite mouthpiece..

    Although I won't be coming along to her concerts...


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    Still my choice in dutch politics would be this one;

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    Do I understand that you gentlemen are of a mind with Signor Berlusconi?
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    I wish that was true BG but the cute one's are the enemy.

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    A thread for hot politicians - in Australia, one can't look past the lovely Kate Ellis:


    She is our Minister for Sport and Youth.
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    I'm tempted to post a pic of Julia Gillard... but I think you'd all die of disgust, from both her looks and her political stand-point.
    #Hillary4prism

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