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    Default You Can't Win-Small Game [Concluded]

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    A mafia set in the world of the 1926 criminal autobiography of Jack Black.
    _________________________


    The war between the states is now decades past. The inevitable end of the
    century shall soon ride upon it's mechanical stallion, bringing uponus the
    1900s. In the meantime highwaymen roam the western frontier of these United
    States and Canada. Some of them running from their past or themselves. Some
    of them run from the encroaching world. Some of them seeking fortunes they
    could never dream of obtaining on their family's barren farm.

    You are a member of the Johnsons, one of these Yeggmen. No safe is uncrack-
    able, no horse untheavable, no faro table honest. Someone amongst you is a
    Town Whittler, a Bull: a Lawman, whose goal is to bring you to justice. The
    goal of you and your fellow Johnsons is to evade their grasp, and remain free
    for another day and another scheme.



    ------$$$--$$$--$$$--$$$-------

    If you enjoy cowboys, disgruntled veterans, women of the evening, crazy drunks, and general mischief, this is a mafia for you.


    Role playing encouraged, as everyone will have a role to play. Knowing the book is both helpful and detrimental.

    ------$$$--$$$--$$$--$$$-------

    Small Game 13 playa's
    so far: 13
    Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 
    boudica
    777Aries777
    Quintus.JC
    Caius
    YLC
    Andres
    Tiberius of the Drake
    Siguard
    CountArach
    187Beefyz
    Sarathos
    ATPG
    Reenk Roink

    ------$$$--$$$--$$$--$$$-------
    All roles will be assigned by the dart board at the Milan Lounge.
    ------$$$--$$$--$$$--$$$-------



    --------------------------->>>>>>>>>>Rules<<<<<<<<<<---------------------------

    Break the law, but don't break these!

    Days will be 48 hours, and nights will be 24.
    Orders can be sent in early if desired.

    No quoting the host's PMs.
    Information gained through abilities should be paraphrased.
    This is a Mafia designed for RP, if you can't bluff it, how ever are you going to win You Can't Win.
    Besides, why would you be letting a bunch of people all up in your business?


    Standard voting procedure for listing and free range, with the addition of speeding up the round.
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    vote: Rhubarb Pie

    unvote: Rhubarb Pie
    vote: Muligan Stew.


    You may also Vote: Abstain and Vote: No Lynch. If dead people are distracting you, you can even vote them again. Heck, if you want to vote for a squirrel, I'll even add that to the tally. Maybe you'll end up with something nice in your mulligan stew.

    In addition, if when placing your vote, you know for sure it will not change, you can add the term SOLID. In the event everyone is content with their choices, this will let me know that I can end the day early. If you have already voted for someone, but would like to make it concrete: post previous vote:SOLID

    Vote: Old Boot SOLID
    or later:
    previous vote: SOLID

    Ties
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    Well, I have something very special planned. There will be a shootout!!!! You will each be given a number. Reveal this to noone. To determine the winner of the shootout I will pull that many cards from a deck of 54 (or maybe 53 , 54 is a standard deck and two Jokers). Aces High, Jokers wild. Be careful, some people will of course be playing dirty.


    Dead Peoples
    Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 
    Feel free to post cordially, but please, no dead detectives. You will have been neutralized, please remain neutral... There may even be roles that affect you. Besides, everyone deserves the right to win You Can't Win, even your enemy.





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    Howdy,

    In like Flynn. Don't know the book - likely if truth be told; cuz I can't read none - but ready to lace up mah best boots and paint my face, whurever there's a bar to be danced on.
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    Huh..? Hic--- i'll shoe them who cant win, huh...hic-cup

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    What's the point of playing a game you can't even win... well it does seems fun. So I am in.

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    Default Re: You Can't Win-Small Game (sign ups)

    Who said you can't win.




    Thank y'all for joining!

    Should be lots of fun.

    And don't forget what "Canada Bill" Jones said when a friend apporached him and remarked, "Bill, don't you know this game is crooked?" as Bill proceeded to lose his bank roll on a Faro table.

    "Yes, but it's the only game in town."
    Anyway, you'll all have specific characters with their own personalities, but if you'd care for a bit of inspiration check out this here site:

    Old West Scoundrels
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    I never won, so Im in.




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    Andres is our Lord and Master and could strike us down with thunderbolts or beer cans at any time. ~Askthepizzaguy

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    Nothing from Tiberius yet.
    Where is that scoundrel. Have any of you checked the opium parlours?

    If he aint coming, we might as well leave without him.
    Vote: Tiberius of the Drake
    Last edited by Sigurd; 01-10-2009 at 18:31.
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    Default Re: You Can't Win-Small Game (IN PLAY)

    Quote Originally Posted by Yoyoma1910 View Post
    Dead Peoples



    Feel free to post cordially, but please, no dead detectives. You will have been neutralized, please remain neutral... There may even be roles that affect you. Besides, everyone deserves the right to win You Can't Win, even your enemy.
    Ahem, the rules are stated on what nature of post the dead are allowed to make.


    Please disregard the detective work of your dead counter parts.


    You have approximately 8 hours left till the extension ends.
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    Default Re: You Can't Win-Small Game (IN PLAY)

    I wanted to post this earlier, but never got the chance - here it is anyway.

    *Sighs* Then lynch me then an be done with it! I had no clue who you were Reenk, but your lack of activity and lack of willingness to explain yourself irked me, so I killed you. You voted for Caius, yet when I asked you explain your vote, you did not.

    As for my ability to kill, initially I had none. Upon night one however, I was told by Yoyoma that I could kill instead of protecting CA starting night two. If you must know, according to the storyline, I was CA's brother and CA was Salt Chuck Mary, which would make her my sister.

    Thats about it, good luck town

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    Unvote:YLC Vote:Quintus I know YLC is a confirmed killer but.....I want to see what will happen if I did this instead.....

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    Greetings folks, I have major detective work to post in Ephesus. I will return for this one. Vote stays for now.
    #Winstontoostrong
    #Montytoostronger

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    Dead and neutral, huh?

    What to say, what to say ...
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