The Kensai that could('nt)

[DemonArchangel]

There was a Kensai
He had a big sword that could
Cut people down fast.

His commander was
An idiotic fool who
liked to charge uphill.

So as 2 armies
Met on the field of battle
The Kensai charged forth.

The Enemy sat
On a tall green hill intrenched
Firmly like an Oak.

The commander who
liked to fight his foes straight up
Patience isn't virtue.

So the Kensai went
Forth rattling his sharp blades
charging no-dachis.

And so, the Kensai
Was cut down in a hail of
sharp tipped arrows then.

The commander was
One youth named DemonArchangel
Ain't he pathetic?

[frogbeastegg]

Very funny DemonArchangel. I'm shocked, a poem I can follow and like - this must mean the end of the world is neigh

[TheSilverKnight]

NOOO *hides in a safe spot to avoid being hit by falling end-of-the-world rocks*