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    Merkismathr of Birka Member PseRamesses's Avatar
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    Default Cool pre-battle speaches II:

    Couldn´t find my first post on this topic so here we go with part II:

    "Bah! The enemy has brought more weaklings!" (enemy reinforcements arriving)
    "Our warriors has taken the walls. Now, the streets will run red with blood"
    "This is no battle, it´s a chase. No, it´s a cowards-chase"
    "Tonight we feast, tonight we bathe in ale but first we shall bathe in the blood of our enemies"
    "Do you smell that? That´s the smell of weaklings! Shall we shoe them what swords can do to their skulls?" (laughed my ass off when I heard this one first)

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    Default Re: Cool pre-battle speaches II:

    A line in one of the Greek pre battle speeches seemed naggingly familiar, "Something appealing, something appalling, something for everyone...".

    It turns out to be from "Comedy Tonight" from the musical - appropriately - "Something Happened on the Way to the Forum"
    "St Juniper once said, 'By his loins shall ye know him and by the length of his rod shall he be measured.' The length of my rod is a mystery to all but the Queen, and a thousand Turkish whores, but the
    fruits of my loins are here for all to see. I have two sons, Henry and.... another one.
    Step forward, Harry, Prince of Wales."

    ( King Richard in Blackadder)

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    Default Re: Cool pre-battle speaches II:

    It's very funny when a Carthaginian General says:

    "They smell worse than any camel!!! Do you know what that is? That's you're enemy!"

    In my opinian this one sounds... canabalized:

    "The enemy general runs like a frightened goat! Chase him, goats make good eating!"
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    Default Re: Cool pre-battle speaches II:

    I have personly allways liked the Germanic one:
    And remeber gut your enemy like a fish !!!!!!!!


    "A lamb goes to the slaughter but a man, he knows when to walk away."

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    Default Re: Cool pre-battle speaches II:

    The "Gut your enemy like a fish" is for all barb factions. I first heard it when playing as Spain.

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    Default Re: Cool pre-battle speaches II:

    Quote Originally Posted by Craterus
    The "Gut your enemy like a fish" is for all barb factions. I first heard it when playing as Spain.
    Here´´s one I heard tonight with the Spanish:
    "...like pigs they will taste sour if they are left to stew in their own fear!"

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