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  1. 01-31-2006, 22:12 #1
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    Default Police officers working as prostitutes in OKC

    This is outrageous! They need to pay these policewomen more so they don't have to be hookers to make extra money! I'm just downtown to find a nice girl to talk to, and get directions to Taco Tico and all of the sudden the police try to arrest me! And then they say "this woman you are solicitizing to is a police officer" and I say "outrageous! you have cops working as hookers! you should arrest her!" And then I got tazered. And they didn't even arrest her. I hope she gets herpes.
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    "For the last time, I told you I thought the cop was a prostitute." Homer Simpson
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    Mister Dump, I think that paying them more wouldn´t help you that much, because they will still operate undercover, I just wonder why they tazered you? Was it just for your reply?


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  4. 01-31-2006, 22:35 #4
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    They tazered me because I said "I'm under arrest? Arrest her she the prostitute!" I'm telling you no one was undercover, she was working as a hooker for extra valentines money and they didn't arrest her because cops look out for each other. Next thing you will tell me is that cops don't sell drugs. I did not want to make sex with anyone, I just wanted directions to Taco Tico and maybe talk to her and see what her favorite movie was
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    I did not want to make sex with anyone, I just wanted directions to Taco Tico and maybe talk to her and see what her favorite movie was
    Dude... you were asking for directions, i do believe if your intention was not sex, you wouldn't have asked a hooker anything else besides some directions
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  6. 02-01-2006, 05:20 #6
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    Hookers are good to ask for directions because they know a lot of streets, like pizza delivery people, and she looked really smart. The tazer did permanant damage to me, now I can't pee
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    Major Robert Dump has injested an unhealthy amount of absinthe it appears.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Major Robert Dump
    Hookers are good to ask for directions because they know a lot of streets, like pizza delivery people, and she looked really smart. The tazer did permanant damage to me, now I can't pee
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    Quote Originally Posted by Major Robert Dump
    The tazer did permanant damage to me, now I can't pee
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    No. It's too good to be rap.

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    Are you rapping?

    Strangely enough, I often "freestyle" to ladies when I stop and ask them for directions because once on the Jenny Jones I saw this girl who was torn between the smart guy with a job and the hunk who didn't work but wrote her a rap song, and the rap guy won the lady!!!! So now I freestyle to all the ladies, even if I'm only asking for directions to Taco Tico!!
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    Another crime against an org. member.


    Men need to stand up and stop being victims!


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    Where is Abokasee when you need him?
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    I always thought MRD and ABO was the same...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Major Robert Dump
    Strangely enough, I often "freestyle" to ladies when I stop and ask them for directions because once on the Jenny Jones I saw this girl who was torn between the smart guy with a job and the hunk who didn't work but wrote her a rap song, and the rap guy won the lady!!!! So now I freestyle to all the ladies, even if I'm only asking for directions to Taco Tico!!

    Yo ho ho
    you standin' in da do'
    tell me wut I wanna know
    'bout the way to 'Ti-co!

    Don' Taze me
    A-maze me
    Latah we git cra-zy
    Money doesn't phase me

    I jus' needs me 'Ti-co

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