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    Default Community Loading Screen Quotation Mod

    I don't know how many other than myself get bored of the loading screen quotations in vanilla after having played a while (probably not that many). Well, I'm proposing a 'community loading screen quotation mod' - if the community would like to suggest quotations, then I can get them coded in no time at all (once the unpacker is out, and enough suggestions have come in). Maybe even a few different versions, such as a strictly historical CLSQ Mod, and a Medieval Madness CLSQ Mod (with quotes from Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Blackadder, etc. ad. inf.).

    Now this may not be of interest to very many, but I thought I would suggest it anyways.



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    Looks like fun, Im quite bored with the Vanilla ones too.

    Quote Originally Posted by Baldrick
    Well, Mr Blackadder always says, when the going gets tough, the tough hide under the table.

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    I'd like that :)

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    Nice one, mac! So far:

    A furore Normannorum libera nos, Domine!

    From the fury of the Norsemen deliver us, O Lord!
    - Medieval prayer

    Vox Populi, Vox Dei

    The voice of the people is the voice of God
    - Alcuin

    Every time I try to talk to someone it's “sorry this” and “forgive me that” and “I'm not worthy”...
    - God, Monty Python and the Holy Grail

    I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
    - The French Taunter, Monty Python and the Holy Grail

    You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called "Arthur King," you and all your silly English K-nig-hts.
    - The French Taunter, Monty Python and the Holy Grail

    Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
    - Dennis, Monty Python and the Holy Grail

    The thing about heaven is that heaven is for people who like the sort of things that go on in heaven. Like, well, singing, talking to God, watering pot plants.
    - Edmund Blackadder, The Black Adder

    Run away from the hills! If you see hills, run the other way!
    - Edmund Blackadder, The Black Adder

    Let all men who go to don armour tomorrow remember to go before they don armour tomorrow.
    - Edmund Blackadder, The Black Adder

    As my tutor, old bubble face, used to say: 'make love and be merry, for tomorrow you may catch some disgusting skin disease.'
    - Edmund Blackadder, The Black Adder

    Dear Enemy, I curse you and hope something slightly unpleasant happens to you. Like an onion falling on your head.
    - Edmund Blackadder, The Black Adder

    Dear Enemy, may the Lord hate you and all your kind. May you turn orange in hue, and may your head fall off at an awkward moment.
    - Edmund Blackadder, The Black Adder

    We few, we happy few, we band of ruthless bastards!
    - Edmund Blackadder, The Black Adder

    Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more. Consign their parts most private to a Rutland tree!
    - King Richard III, The Black Adder

    Blood! Death! War! Rumpy pumpy! Triumph!
    - King Richard IV, The Black Adder

    If you cross me, now or ever, I shall do unto you what God did unto the Sodomites, understand?
    - King Richard IV, The Black Adder

    St. Juniper once said; 'By his loins shall ye know him, and by the length of his rod shall he be measured.'
    - King Richard IV, The Black Adder

    Let blood, blood, blood be your motto! Slit their gizzards!
    - King Richard IV, The Black Adder

    As the good Lord said: 'Love thy neighbour as thyself, unless he's Turkish, in which case, kill the bastard!'
    - King Richard IV, The Black Adder

    Oh, oh I see. Running away, eh? You yellow bastards!!! Come back here and take what's coming to you!!! I'll bite your legs off!!!
    - The Black Knight, Monty Python and the Holy Grail

    Suggested by 2ltben:

    From this day to the ending of the world,
    But we in it shall be remembered,
    We few, we happy few, we band of brothers.
    For he to-day that sheds his blood with me
    Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile,
    This day shall gentle his condition;
    And gentlemen in England now a-bed
    Shall think themselves accurs'd they were not here,
    And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
    That fought with us upon Saint Crispin's day.
    - Shakespeare, King Henry, IV, iii

    Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more; or close the wall up with our English dead!
    - Shakespeare, King Henry, III, i

    Three things are necessary for the salvation of man: to know what he ought to believe; to know what he ought to desire; and to know what he ought to do.
    - St. Thomas Aquinas, Two Precepts of Charity

    One cannot use an evil action with reference to a good intention.
    - St. Thomas Aquinas

    Be careful of your enemy once and of your friend a thousand times, for a double crossing friend knows more evil and knows more about what harms you.
    - Arabic Proverb

    Suggested by Wimpy:

    Ni!! Ni!! Ni!!
    - Kinghts Who Say Ni, Monty Python and the Holy Grail

    Suggested by Farnan:

    May God have mercy on my enemies, for I shall have none.
    - General George Patton



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    "eccky eccky fatang fatang kneewop"
    (I think you know what thats from)
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    Ive got all the Blackadder series, Ill look up some more.

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