I have about 50 or so TE PM's scattered about with my billions of Settlement PM's that I didn't delete for my commentary which seems ever less of becoming a reality.
But basically, this is my synopsis:
Pregame: Hmm, sounds like a cool game. Whoops, you mean I have to choose one of these classes? Ok, I will go scout because of all the cool gizmos. What weapon? Flamer, sounds funny.
Days 1 -3: Ok, this sounded cool but
have I gotten myself into? I have no idea
is going on. pever seems confident enough we will win, so that's good. Now I should probably stop delaying the game and get taka my orders. Yes, I'll just move towards pever because I really don't know what else to do. Hmm, I think just telling taka "move towards pever" makes me look extremely noob like I am. I know, I'll pretend to be pro and send an orbital bombardment at a random spot acting like I got intelligence and stuff. What? I only have one atm!
Day 4-7: OH NO! pever is asking me to take over his commands for a couple of rounds. Wow, I hope I don't get ourselves killed. K, the plan will be to move close to each other. Hmm, there is some enemy close by but who? I'm too much of a sissy to find out so I'll lob some frag grenades and avoid them. Woot got orbital again and pever is back plus I learned how to use the map!
Day 7-10: pever recruited shlin. He seems pretty up to date on this stuff, so good. OMG HI BEEFY! Haha, so that's where Yoyoma is. ORBITAL! DIRECT HIT! Aw, not dead yet, still was pretty cool. K we found the relic! Wow Reenk you are so pro getting Beefy on board, orbitaling Yoyoma and finding the relic. Act all cool and stuff, only taka knows about your true noobness.
Day 11-14: Ok,
, why aren't I home yet. Always getting disrupted. Hmm, after several hints taka blatantly states I am being betrayed. But who. Better send a threatening PM to shlin and Beefy saying you'll orbital them both. After all taka did say something about 2 orbitals. Or maybe not but it's a good thing to say anyway (btw did I ever get two orbitals, I think I read something but maybe I just imagined it). Damn, both of them denied it. K, well, let's go hop on Beefy's ride.
I'm dead!
It was Beefy! No wait, taka says it was shlin. Makes sense, that Shaylin character taka kept telling me about might have rung a bell but I'm stupid. Ah well, I get to be a machine. Better just cover pever and Beefy until they reach home. YAY!
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