EB Demotivators

[N0V0NEU]

Once I've met Captain Conan leading a smaller Aedui force and his bodyguards were strong sexy Gaesatae-s :D

[N0V0NEU]

Oh by the way, im new to the forum, so let me say a big "Hi!" to everyone!

[vartan]

Oh by the way, im new to the forum, so let me say a big "Hi!" to everyone!

Beware the double-post. It has a certain stigma attached to it, especially on these fora.

[The Celtic Viking]

Perhaps I can resuscitate this thread with a new demotivator.

[The_Blacksmith]

Hahaha... ohh snap xD

[Ca Putt]

XD how epic, that's probably why I rarely use elephantes. how many enemies were left btw? I'd really like to see that statistic^^

[Tanit]

I had a general, conquerer of all Spain, killed in the last siege by one of his own elephants dying and falling on him.

[The Celtic Viking]

XD how epic, that's probably why I rarely use elephantes. how many enemies were left btw? I'd really like to see that statistic^^

Elephants are awesome; I use them whenever I can get them and have enough cash. Here they were used by the AI, though, which should explain much of the fail.

Unfortunately, two of the elephants died right after I took this picture: my Lusotannan general's javelins had been a little too effective. The third one survived longer and appeared to get stuck right in the middle of the gate, though, so it took out a fair amount more before joining its fallen friends. The biggest effect it had though I think was creating enough chaos and confusion to slow them down enough so that my reinforcements could make it into the city and save the day.

Quite an entertaining battle, I must say.

[jirisys]

Funny how you said resuscitation on easter.



~Jirisys ()

[Ca Putt]

haha that indeed does explain it^^ tho at first glance I thought it was this typical kind of battle where the enemy has like one FM in the city and you attack him with your royal army but as the AI FM has like 10 stars autoresolve would kill off most of your precious import-troops thus you have to fight it out^^ - in these battles the FM often remains at the town sqare waiting for his inevitable demise. good work with those javs there, it's always fun to see how a unit of free elephants plows through the enemy^^

[Brave Brave Sir Robin]

Funny how you said resuscitation on easter.



~Jirisys ()

'Twould be resurrection, not resuscitation.

[The Spartathenian of Corinth]

These are hysterical, especially the one about the dude and his horse.

[Rahwana]

Funny how you said resuscitation on easter.



~Jirisys ()

Just honour what other people believe, can you?
I'd said we can't prove that story is wrong, even if it doesn't make much sense in human mind. For Christians, Jesus die to save their souls. Yeah, the saviour is Jesus, not Flying Sphagetti Monster.

~ Rahwana (Haleluyah!)

[The Celtic Viking]

For Christians, Jesus die to save their souls. Yeah, the saviour is Jesus, not Flying Sphagetti Monster.

Yes, but for muslims, he did not, so just honour what other people believe, can you?

[Arthur, king of the Britons]

Being registered as a Christian in Indonesia grants 'pork-eating and alcohol-drinking rights', and that's about as far Sonic's christian fervour goes.

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He's a member of the Atheist fan-club last time I checked.

[Duguntz]

Just honour what other people believe, can you?
I'd said we can't prove that story is wrong, even if it doesn't make much sense in human mind. For Christians, Jesus die to save their souls. Yeah, the saviour is Jesus, not Flying Sphagetti Monster.

~ Rahwana (Haleluyah!)

Not agree... AT ALL! You can respect other's believes, but to honor them is an other thing! to honor someone elses beleive would be to deny your own! so... let's keep to respect!

[TheLastDays]

Maybe, just maybe, that's the wrong thread for this discussion... we should honor the forum rules ;)

[Duguntz]

Maybe, just maybe, that's the wrong thread for this discussion... we should honor the forum rules ;)

:)) that's a fact of biblical proportions! Let's stop before it's gets ugly :)

[Cute Wolf]

this thread needs some bump, too bad, there's too many gaesatae, tindanotae, and uirodusios demotivators.... DOH

BUMP btw

[jirisys]

Elephants are awesome; I use them whenever I can get them and have enough cash. Here they were used by the AI, though, which should explain much of the fail.

Unfortunately, two of the elephants died right after I took this picture: my Lusotannan general's javelins had been a little too effective. The third one survived longer and appeared to get stuck right in the middle of the gate, though, so it took out a fair amount more before joining its fallen friends. The biggest effect it had though I think was creating enough chaos and confusion to slow them down enough so that my reinforcements could make it into the city and save the day.

Quite an entertaining battle, I must say.

Pretty realistic too. Poor Pyrrhos learned that at Beneventum.

~Jirisys ()

[Servilius Novus]

This is just plain bad, but am I the only one...?



(Description: Alternative EB loading screen - by Cpt. Obvious)

[vartan]

Haha! I dig it!

[Mouzafphaerre]

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EB demotivators... Well, let's face it, RTW itself comes first but I won't open that can of worms. Other than that the dangerous epidemic I seem to have caught called life, university (and struggles therewith), other games (no, not plural, simply the devil called LOTRO) etc. etc.
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