There are serious doubts about his courage in the face of the enemy. Reports of him screaming like a girl as he departed the field are not too exaggerated. His men are not inspired.
Most men manage to have eight great-grandparents, but this man has been badly short-changed!
This man's habits of dancing in moonbeams, painting his servants blue and sucking horseshoes has lead some to suspect he may be unbalanced.
Convinced that he has been made pregnant by an elephant, this man inspires nothing except pity and contempt in equal measures among his followers.
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