so im 18....

[Hooahguy]

ill be 18 in a few hours, but i have yet to discover the advantages of being 18. besides being regarded as really old.
can i go to strip clubs yet?







at least now when it says "18 or older can enter" ill be truthful about it.

[Strike For The South]

My advice to you, is to start drinking heavily

[Aemilius Paulus]

Frack, are you in 12th grade?

[drone]

ill be 18 in a few hours, but i have yet to discover the advantages of being 18. besides being regarded as really old.
can i go to strip clubs yet?

If I remember correctly, there are a few clubs in Atlanta that are BYOB or completely dry, which means you can go in. If the club has a liquor license, you are out of luck.

[Csargo]

ill be 18 in a few hours, but i have yet to discover the advantages of being 18. besides being regarded as really old.
can i go to strip clubs yet?






at least now when it says "18 or older can enter" ill be truthful about it.

No.

[Hosakawa Tito]

If I remember correctly, there are a few clubs in Atlanta that are BYOB or completely dry, which means you can go in. If the club has a liquor license, you are out of luck.

Strip clubs without liquor...never heard of such a animal. What's the point of a lap dance with no alcohol?

Apart from the fact that you have to be 18 to get to 19 and so on....sorry Charlie. Once you hit 19 you can go to the Canadian ballet and get drunk legally. Or do what the rest of us did...get drunk illegally now.

[Aemilius Paulus]

Strip clubs without liquor...never heard of such a animal. What's the point of a lap dance with no alcohol?

Sweet Jitters, is it just me who believes that alcohol combined with provocatively-dressed (hell, or even naked), presumably attractive women who are paid to do their best to seduce men and yet are not allowed to engage in any sort of sexual intercourse is a bad idea? Strip clubs with liquor? What's next, LSD dens with guns? Auto racing with sleeping pills?

[miotas]

ill be 18 in a few hours

Woooooo! Go get hammered!

Oh... Wait... USA, right.

An 18th without going out and getting sloshed, I find this concept hard to grasp.

EDIT
Oh, happy b'day by the way

[Megas Methuselah]

ill be 18 in a few hours

Haha, I'm older'n you, bwoi!




EDIT: Yeah, that's right! I can gamble, I can drink, I can go get a ho ta gimme a lapdance, you name it!
EDIT2: Happy b-day!

[Hooahguy]

Frack, are you in 12th grade?

nope, 11th. you see, i was born in NY, moved to israel where i started school, then came back. so in israel in in 12th, here in in 11th. messed up, isnt it?

[drone]

Strip clubs without liquor...never heard of such a animal. What's the point of a lap dance with no alcohol?

Not sure about today, but in the 90's it was fairly common in the ATL. It might be a southern/Atlanta thing, it's probably due to the mix of Deep South religious influences and Atlanta's hedonism. Atlanta (or rather Fulton County) had lots of strip clubs, some high class (the infamous Gold Club being one) along with some not so high class. Atlanta is/was a convention town, so this isn't too surprising. As the sprawl expanded, proprietors tried to open up clubs in the suburban counties (DeKalb, Cobb, Gwinnett). The more conservative/religious residents of these counties fought with the only legal avenue available to them, the liquor licensing process. Some clubs decided it wasn't worth the effort to fight the legal battle to get a license, so they went without. This had the added side-effect of lowering the minimum age requirement of their customers to 18, which was a nice middle finger to the prudes. Depending on the county, these clubs could either be booze-free, or BYOB (with carding on entry and high "cover charges" on booze brought in). The dancers weren't as "talented" since the money draw was less, but beggars (and high school seniors) can't be choosy.

Atlanta is what a hundred thousand Confederate soldiers died to prevent.

Sweet Jitters, is it just me who believes that alcohol combined with provocatively-dressed (hell, or even naked), presumably attractive women who are paid to do their best to seduce men and yet are not allowed to engage in any sort of sexual intercourse is a bad idea? Strip clubs with liquor? What's next, LSD dens with guns? Auto racing with sleeping pills?

Large bouncers and Mafia ties keep the peace. Liquored up customers spend and tip more.

[Aemilius Paulus]

Large bouncers and Mafia ties keep the peace. Liquored up customers spend and tip more.

Huh, how right you are. Especially the latter part. Wow, I am genuinely impressed with their business model. What better way to extract money than with a nude beauty caressing the dough out of a male drunk on ethanol, genetics (the visual clues of a desirable mate), testosterone, serotonin and dopamine... A bleeping monkey on crack will have better judgement...

[A Very Super Market]

At which point someone gets thrown out, and you still have whatever they spent.

But who needs a strip club, where you can't even go about primal business? Celebrate your birthday by casting your genes off into life. And any crevice that comes with it.

[Aemilius Paulus]

But who needs a strip club, where you can't even go about primal business? Celebrate your birthday by casting your genes off into life. And any crevice that comes with it.

But who needs the primal business itself when there are no desirable mates of the opposite sex to stimulate and fulfil such desire? Two forks of a tongue, as Centurion1 would surely understand

[A Very Super Market]

No one factors in asexual Russian teenagers in their business plans AP. You opinion does not matter to them.

[Hooahguy]

well, i am now officially 18.

[Veho Nex]

happy birthday if you ever come to cali drinks and a nght at the local strip club is on me

[Fragony]

well, i am now officially 18.

Congratulations jew are now legal!

[Subotan]

I'm British, but I might end up having my 18th in America

Congratulations jew are now legal!

[Andres]

Happy Birthday

[pevergreen]

Happy birthday.

[Subotan]

Oh, Happy Birthday

[Philippus Flavius Homovallumus]

ill be 18 in a few hours, but i have yet to discover the advantages of being 18. besides being regarded as really old.
can i go to strip clubs yet?

Har really old!

HAR!

[Centurion1]

But who needs the primal business itself when there are no desirable mates of the opposite sex to stimulate and fulfil such desire? Two forks of a tongue, as Centurion1 would surely understand

ok harry. i enjoyed that.

Yeah your a couple months oler than me......

Trust me drinking is still very easy to do at our age bracket. *my aching head*

[KukriKhan]

On Sunday, get up at midnight. Shave your head. Don simple clothes (including sturdy shoes). Carry a lighter, a knife, and 2 canteens of water - nothing else.

Start walking. Walk until the sun goes down. Sleep a little. Walk some more - until noon the second day; then turn around and walk back.

Thursday morning, come back here and tell us what you saw and heard and smelled and felt and thought.

Friday morning: register for the draft, register to vote, and file a tax return.

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Happy birthday. Welcome to manhood. Strip Clubs, binge drinking, all that fun stuff can wait until you do these things.

[Hooahguy]

On Sunday, get up at midnight. Shave your head. Don simple clothes (including sturdy shoes). Carry a lighter, a knife, and 2 canteens of water - nothing else.

Start walking. Walk until the sun goes down. Sleep a little. Walk some more - until noon the second day; then turn around and walk back.

Thursday morning, come back here and tell us what you saw and heard and smelled and felt and thought.

Friday morning: register for the draft, register to vote, and file a tax return.

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Happy birthday. Welcome to manhood. Strip Clubs, binge drinking, all that fun stuff can wait until you do these things.

i already registered for the draft. darn. and if i just walked for a week id miss a ton of stuff at school.

anyhow, i didnt have school today. and wont have it on monday either, so this is good.
i have a feeling my friends will throw me a surprise party on sunday...

[bobbin]

can i go to strip clubs yet?

God knows why you would want to.

I do feel sorry for people who have to wait until they are 21 to drink, its a thoroughly barbaric state of affairs.

[Megas Methuselah]

No one factors in asexual Russian teenagers in their business plans AP. You opinion does not matter to them.

I almost fell over, I was laughing so hard. Haha, my stomach is sore now.

[Major Robert Dump]

Hi, can you please tell some of your female friends who are 18 that I am a famous fashion photographer and would like to take their pictures in my seedy hotel room? thanks.

[Cute Wolf]

Congrats Hooahguy

Then go to the strip club... and don't forget carrying some camera