Europa Barbarorum Haikus

[Hroth]

Everyone post them here I me start:

I can not wait for
Europa Barbarorum
It will be awesome

[Tyrfingr]

Haikus
are
LAME

[Belisarius II]

You are just jealous
That you can't make a haikus
I say let's do it

[Cyclops]

Typical haikus
Do include a seasonal
Reference in them.

Rain in Epiros
Cloaks in wintry grey the earth
Red with Roman blood.

Golden torques gleam bright
With courage in spring sunshine
But where's your trousers?

[Hroth]

These are some good haikus!!

[Gustave]

Golden torques gleam bright
With courage in spring sunshine
But where's your trousers?

You made my day !

[Hroth]

Guastave is the one who always posts stuff on twitter about finishing skins. He is a real hard worker.

[antisocialmunky]

Why not do Renga?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Renga

Its the poetry game that was the father of Haikus.

Basically someone starts of with a 7-5-7 and the next goes 7-7 and then it repeats with each of us adding to the whole poem.

[Gustave]

Guastave is the one who always posts stuff on twitter about finishing skins. He is a real hard worker.

Yeah, I'm one of the numerous EB slaves.

[Tux]

Guastave is the one who always posts stuff on twitter about finishing skins. He is a real hard worker.

Not really, he just lies to give the impression that he does something.

[Cyclops]

Guastave is the one who always posts stuff on twitter about finishing skins. He is a real hard worker.

Guastave is the one
Who always posts twitter stuff
He works really hard.

[A Nerd]

The thoughtful do dwell
Antiquity in motion
Rally cry day won

My submission. I give it a 'meh'.

[Cyclops]

Romulus' Forum
Ablaze with summer sunlight
Destroy Building? Yes.

Powdery snowflakes
Cover everything: trees, grass, creeks,
Sweboz ambuscades...

Rattling arrows,
Hail on eaves and thunder rolls
A thousand hoofbeats.

[HFox]

Arrival not discerning
Impatience and yearning
Boards troll am I

[Belisarius II]

The soldiers prepare
The gates have opened this day
The Gates of Janus

[Paltmull]

This is a very
bad haiku because the lines
are divided, lol

[Hroth]

A moonlit forest
With mystical unicorns
Crying sea horses

[Nyz]

Windy Steppe grassland
Turned into storm
horse gallops echoed across the field

Rain of arrows
Stained the green grass red
Field of blood

[jirisys]

Windy Steppe grassland
Turned into storm
horse gallops echoed across the field

Rain of arrows
Stained the green grass red
Field of blood

Then the horsemen came
and charged the mighty phalanx
more blood stained the field

So the hopeless men
drawed their sword, tried to fight
more blood stained the field

The kontos pierced them
the horses crushed their bodies
more blood stained the field

They started routing
the horsemen were slaughtering
more blood stained the field

Mighty Seleukos
trembling, his army dying
more blood stained the field

Horsemen slaughtered them
King Seleukos, was no more
more blood stained the field

Enemies' bodies,
Seleukos' army was dead
more blood stained the field

And the horsemen,
looked for survivors, not any
more blood stained the field

There were parties
all along the vasts steppes
the Saka had won

It wasn't a small feast
No more seleukids, no more
the Saka had won

~Jirisys (i know it's not with the standart english rules, but i did it with the rough 5-7-5)

[Hroth]

The happy kitten
Kissed my happy cheek
And a rainbow sang

[oudysseos]

Why Segmentata?
Please stop the pointless endless
threads. Read F.A.Q.

Also don't ask us
When E.B. will be released.
When it is ready.

[Cyclops]

Why Segmentata?
Please stop the pointless endless
threads. Read F.A.Q.
...

No Segmentata?
What about "Imitation
Legionaries"?

...Also don't ask us
When E.B. will be released.
When it is ready.

The Spring asks Autumn
When will we see E B 2?
When it is ready.

[Apázlinemjó]

We are pillaging
the cities of ancient worlds,
no one can stop us.

You ask us: Since when?
We shout at you: since 2
7 2 B C.

Then you stay quiet.
We look insane in your eyes,
you leave us alone.

[Hannibal Khan the Great]

Until you ask us
"who are you great warriors?"
My answer: "SWEBOZ!"

[Hroth]

Pink magic sparkles
An adorable puppy
Laughing baby cat

[Cyclops]

Dissapontingly
"We who are about to die..."
Might not be kosher.

Amid the patter
Of trolls, sages, fanboys, and nuts
The team builds EB

Summer lightening
Dazzles, tempts me to forget
RP and just blitz.

I'll say it again:
History never repeats.
'Cept when I rage-quit.

[Hannibal Khan the Great]

Pink magic sparkles
An adorable puppy
Laughing baby cat

What does this have to do with EB?

[vartan]

I want to stand with
You on a mountain, I want
To bathe with you, yeah!

(=

Dear brother Jordy,
The god of all EB
Haikus you sure are.

[oudysseos]

Haikus are funny
Until they are annoying
Thread should just die off?

[Cyclops]

Haikus are funny
Until they are annoying
Thread should just die off?

Threads on the main board,
Leaves in Autumn, men in war
In due season die.