Pirate Ninja Robot Zombie Mafia IN SPACE [Concluded]

[Askthepizzaguy]

Dreadnought is a crazy name for a ship. It only has one wing.

Inside joke for CFC.

[Choxorn]

I, Vote: choxorn, shall paint this ship, the Death Cube Pillar of Millenium Normandy Prometheus Enterprise 2.73.

[robbiecon]

It has been spoken in the legends of the great Kaleidoscope Penguin, and I think we should name our ship after this magical and exceptionally cute creature.

As for who should have the honour of undertaking such a job, I am happy to grant the early bird his chance, and will Vote: Zaccino to paint the name.

[Jarema]

Vote: Choxorn should paint the ship. But the name should be simpler. Morgue, that is

[classical_hero]

vote:classical_hero for the thankless task of painting the ship. Planet Express should be the name of the good ship.

[Chaotix]

You know for some reason upon reading things in the writeup and in some on Chaotix's later posts I get the feeling that the person we send out to paint is going to be like our lynch this phase. If you could clarify that Chaotix that would be great but for now I Unvote Myself to paint. I however do still think the ship should be named ​JIMMY RUSTLES

It's just like the Captain said. Going outside to paint the ship while it's in motion should be perfectly safe just as long as he remembers to turn on the Space Gravity. You'll just stick to the ship like a magnet on a Space Refridgeration Device. And the Captain never forgets to do important things, you all know that, Cadets.

[Askthepizzaguy]

I still don't trust the captain. He wears a mask and a tri-cornered hat. I believe that this could be a sign of serious mental illness.

[Major Robert Dump]

Vote: abstain
And I think the obvious name of a space going vessel of this magnitude should be the Titan Uranus

[Askthepizzaguy]

Vote: abstain
And I think the obvious name of a space going vessel of this magnitude should be the Titan Uranus

Rumor has it, the ship has a death ray capable of destroying the entire population of Earth and repopulating it with mice.

Uranian Death Mice. Nasty breed.

[thefluffyone93]

I say we name it.....
George.

And I say the Captain does the paint job.

[edse]

Vote:Zaccino to paint the name "The Black Pearl"

[Ibn-Khaldun]

Vote: Choxorn and the name of the ship should be.. just "Ship".

[Xehh II]

What is wrong with you guys? The only name possible for this spaceship is obviously 'Red Dwarf', The Crimson Short One! It must be done.

[autolycus]

I support naming the ship the Galactic Chutzpah

[classical_hero]

I still don't trust the captain. He wears a mask and a tri-cornered hat. I believe that this could be a sign of serious mental illness.

It takes one to know one.

[DaveShack]

Vote: Zaccino to paint.

[BSmith]

Galactic Chutzpah sounds like a good name to me. vote: fluffy can paint it.

[Zack]

I, Zaccino, immortal have a feeling that I, Zaccino, immortal am going to die painting the Galactic Chutzpah. At the very least, I, Zaccino, immortal will go out in a blaze of glory. Such an honorable death is all that I, Zaccino, immortal could ask for.

[Montmorency]

Such is the price we pay.

[Zack]

Such is the price we pay.

Ask not what your country can paint for you; ask what you can paint for your country.

[robbiecon]

Ask not what your country can paint for you; ask what you can paint for your country.

Paintriotism at its finest.

[thefluffyone93]

Can I use crayons instead?

Also, Vote: Zaccino since Chaotix is hosting and can't be voted.
Right?

Oh, and Galactic Chutzpah for me.
Makes me hungry....

[autolycus]

I like vote:montmorency for the paint job.

[Greyblades]

Vote: fluffy for the paint job and Crimson-Short-One for the name.

[Jolt]

Vote: ATPG

I think ATPG would make a pretty good artist.

I propose the name Dave Ming Cheng for our glorious ship.

[Chaotix]

Tally:
Zaccino- 5 (Zaccino, robbiecon, edse, DaveShack, thefluffyone93)

Choxorn - 3 (Choxorn, Jarema, The King)
Montmorency - 2 (Montmorency, autolycus)
thefluffyone93 - 2 (BSmith, Greyblades)

Arjos - 1 (Arjos)
classical_hero - 1 (classical_hero)
Askthepizzaguy - 1 (Jolt)

Abstaining - Memnon, Major Robert Dump, Askthepizzaguy, thefluffyone93, Xehh II, dcmort93

Not Present - 7 (THIS IS BAD) (atheotes, Csargo, Double A, SalmonSoil, Seon, wideyedwanderer, woad&fangs)

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Ship Name:

Galactic Chutzpah - 4 (Zaccino, autolycus, BSmith, thefluffyone93)

Elvis the Wonder Ship - 1 (Visorslash)
Min-Uroikas - 1 (Montmorency)
Jimmy Rustles - 1 (dcmort93)
Flying Sausage - 1 (Arjos)
Dreadnought - 1 (Memnon)
Death Cube Pillar of Millenium Normandy Prometheus Enterprise 2.73 - 1 (Choxorn)
Kaleidoscope Penguin - 1 (robbiecon)
Morgue - 1 (Jarema)
Planet Express - 1 (classical_hero)
Titan Uranus - 1 (Major Robert Dump)
The Black Pearl - 1 (edse)
Ship - 1 (The King)
Red Dwarf - 1 (Xehh II)
Crimson-Short-One - 1 (Greyblades)
Dave Ming Cheng - 1 (Jolt)

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Well, Cadets, it looks like our voting period is over. I'm rather disappointed that just under a third of you decided not even to submit your input to the discussion. What kind of Space Cadets are you?

On the bright side, it looks like Zaccino is our lucky winner, and he'll even get to paint the name of his choosing on the ship: the Galactic Chutzpah!

Stay tuned while we get Zaccino into his Space Gear and start stirring up the can of Space Paint.

[Major Robert Dump]

It will always be the Titan Uranus in my heart, no matter what yous say

[Chaotix]

STILL DAY 1

The voting results were in. The immortal Zaccino had won in a landslide victory after he had volunteered himself for the job of painting the Good Ship [To Be Named]’s new name on the hull of the ship. Truly, there was no Space Cadet more enthusiastic or daring than Zaccino. Only a real, honest Space Cadet could both win the vote and get his name chosen as the new name. And Zaccino was immortal, there was no danger in him forgetting to wear his space suit or the Captain forgetting to turn on the Space Gravity.

No, none at all indeed.

With solemn respect for duty, marched down to the airlock, got into his Space Suit, and graciously accepted the can of Space Paint and brush that the Captain handed him. The Captain had chosen a lovely shade of BRIGHT OBNOXIOUS RED with which to paint the words “Galactic Chutzpah”.

And with much ceremony, the Captain pressed a button and Zaccino was blown out the airlock.

Then he flicked on the Space Gravity switch and Zaccino was drawn back towards the ship till he could stand on the outside of it. Zaccino quickly made his way over to the letters and began to paint over the old phrase [To Be Named].

It took him the better part of an hour, but when he was done, all agreed that Zaccino had created a masterpiece indeed. Of course, being on the inside of the ship they couldn’t very well see the newly christened G. S. Galactic Chutzpah in all her glory, so they had to take Zaccino’s word for it that it was truly as awesome as he claimed. And who wouldn’t believe Zaccino? He was immortal, and a great Space Cadet.

“All right, Captain, I, Zaccino, Immortal believe that I, Zaccino, Immortal, am finished painting the hull of the Galactic Chutzpah. I, Zaccino, Immortal, am requesting pickup.”

“Sure thing Zaccino. Let me just turn off the Space Gravity and we’ll get you right back in.”

What the Captain didn’t realize was that the Chutzpah was traveling at relativistic speeds, and as soon as he turned off the Space Gravity Zaccino was left behind thousands of miles away.

Then he realized it, and got a little embarrassed.

“Well… I mean, he is immortal, right? He’ll be fine if we just leave him out there.”

But the Space Cadets were having none of it.

“But Captain! The Space Cadet Handbook section 3722.4 states that a Space Cadet must never abandon his fellow Cadet in the wide reaches of open space unless he just looks like he’s chilling there and having a good time!”

The Captain scratched his chin, thinking about the effects that breaking a rule in the Space Cadet Handbook might have on a ship full of Space Cadets.

“All right then! Put the Chutzpah in reverse, we’re going back for Zaccino.”

The Galactic Chutzpah arrived back at Zaccino’s location and found him waiting there, stoic and immortal.

"I, Zaccino, Immortal, am still requesting pickup."

The Captain deployed a Space Lasso to help reel him back in. All was going well. It appeared as if Zaccino would survive the painting of the ship. But that was never in question, because he was immortal.

Then, all of a sudden, a GIANT SPACE WHALE floated by and ate Zaccino.

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Alive: 27/28
Arjos
Askthepizzaguy
atheotes
autolycus
BSmith
classical_hero
Choxorn
Csargo
DaveShack
Double A
dcmort93
edse
Greyblades
Jarema
Jolt
Major Robert Dump
Memnon
Montmorency
robbiecon
SalmonSoil
Seon
The King
Thefluffyone93
wideyedwanderer
woad&fangs
Visorslash
Xehh II


Not Alive: 1/28
Zaccino - Immortal, but eaten by a Space Whale

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Listen up Cadets! You have exactly 24 hours to sleep. Under no circumstances should you not sleep and send me instructions for actions that you should not be doing while you are supposed to be sleeping. Don't do that.

[Zack]

Fear not, mortals! I, Zaccino, immortal, am very much alive in the belly of this Space Whale, and it is here that I, Zaccino, immortal, have made peace with the new permanent residence of I, Zaccino, immortal, and the implications thereof. Fortunately, the Space Whale is strong in the art of telepathy, and I, Zaccino, immortal, have asserted dominance over its vast, simple mind, thereby enabling I, Zaccino, immortal, to properly communicate the superior thoughts of I, Zaccino, immortal, into the weak, inferior minds of you mortals.

[thefluffyone93]

So you're flying a giant space whale for a ship?