The Palace [Concluded]

[Andres]

I promise to spread the good word in any way I am legally allowed to.

We'll get you closer to your goal.

I would also recommend an ad somewhere in the new Rome II section.... players who don't come to the gameroom are recruitable, after all.

And any good mafia needs recruits. Grunts, if you will... their wetwork today will paint their path to future glory as the don of dons.

Excellent idea! And if an Admin complains to me about spamming, I'll say you told me it was ok...

In!

Welcome to the Gameroom good sir

We have a nice and flashy bodybag waiting for you.

Do you prefer cremation or burial of whatever is left of you after the mafia or the townspeople are done killing you for no apparent reason?

[Cornelius]

Leave me to become rat poop. That should be fine.

[El Barto]

Since Pizza's game is delayed I'll have to join here. One game here, one at CFC, mesa handle it.

[Zack]

Excellent idea! And if an Admin complains to me about spamming, I'll say you told me it was ok...

Your excuse would be that a subordinate instructed you to do it?

[El Barto]

Can you think of a better one?

[Visor]

Andres, I would love to play this, but I go on holiday on the 20th, and don't know whether I will have an internet connection, so I cannot in good conscience sign up.

Feel free to reserve me though.

[robbiecon]

I will join in.

[El Barto]

I will join in.

[Nightbringer]

I'll be in!

[Andres]

Your excuse would be that a subordinate instructed you to do it?

You still have a lot to learn about world conquest and evil dictatorships...

[Andres]

Andres, I would love to play this, but I go on holiday on the 20th, and don't know whether I will have an internet connection, so I cannot in good conscience sign up.

Feel free to reserve me though.

Ok

[Xenoneb]

I'm in.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Might my quite belated recruitment attempt have pulled you into the game, Xeno?

I'd be pleased to know I got at least one...

[LazyMcCrow]

In Please. (Usual lack of online time at weekends not-withstanding)

[Andres]

ANNOUNCEMENT: Sign-ups will be closed within

The game will start an hour or two later with a night phase.

[El Barto]

So where's ma role?

[Askthepizzaguy]

So where's ma role?

You're mafia with Nightbringer.

I'm Flubbo the Clown. I win when I hit 10 people in the face with a pie.

They die because everyone is diabetic. Very sad.

[Jarema]

You're mafia with Nightbringer.

I'm Flubbo the Clown. I win when I hit 10 people in the face with a pie.

They die because everyone is diabetic. Very sad.

Yes. Sad humour is the best.

[Andres]

Never, ever, mention the word "clown" again. It makes me cringe.

My son loves watching this show. He can watch several episodes in a row and is highly frustrated when I switch off the television.

Feel my pain :



Bumbaluuuuu

[Jarema]

omg

at what age is he?
My son (he is almost five now) was a fan of some interesting cartoons, but, unfortunately, from the age 3,5 he likes only My Little Pony Friendship is Magic

He was happy when I was playing at mafia game with ponies at twcenter, as he saw avatars of players. He did not knew, that I was mafia and killing other ponies

[LazyMcCrow]

omg

at what age is he?
My son (he is almost five now) was a fan of some interesting cartoons, but, unfortunately, from the age 3,5 he likes only My Little Pony Friendship is Magic

He was happy when I was playing at mafia game with ponies at twcenter, as he saw avatars of players. He did not knew, that I was mafia and killing other ponies

LOLed at all of the above. I love you Jarema - you pony-slaying madman. My daughter is not yet four so I feel your pain Andres. I feel like I know the 'Charlie & Lola' Boxed set back to front: She'll say - ' i want to see the one with the Sea Ticklers!' and my brain farts out 'Disc 6' :D

[Andres]

He's 2 years old and already perfectly knows what he wants. He also doesn't understand the word "no" when used against him, but uses it himself very frequently, expecting his parents servants to immediately understand His Highness. We are also expected to know what he wants before he wants it. At least, that's the impression we get, since every time Our Master wants something, He acts like He's been asking for it since hours. And I thought I lacked patience...

There's a DVD "Bumba in Space" which title confused the out of me. I thought all those Bumba shows were happening in space! It is also my opinion that each of those damnable DVD's should come with at least 10 doses of whatever the creators were on while inventing those episodes. Surely, only somebody who was under the influence of funny substances can invent that?

Also, it's not Bumba but "mmmmba", pronouncing it with a long "mmmm" in the meanwhile pointing your finger at the television or the place where the DVD's are kept and while pulling or pushing the nearest adult.

omg

at what age is he?
My son (he is almost five now) was a fan of some interesting cartoons, but, unfortunately, from the age 3,5 he likes only My Little Pony Friendship is Magic

He was happy when I was playing at mafia game with ponies at twcenter, as he saw avatars of players. He did not knew, that I was mafia and killing other ponies

You should keep the fact he likes My Little Pony a secret for the rest of the family. My wife, her oldest brother and all their nieces and nephews still make fun of her youngest brother because he liked playing with My Little Pony as a kid (which was considered to be for girls). He turns 30 this year...

LOLed at all of the above. I love you Jarema - you pony-slaying madman. My daughter is not yet four so I feel your pain Andres. I feel like I know the 'Charlie & Lola' Boxed set back to front: She'll say - ' i want to see the one with the Sea Ticklers!' and my brain farts out 'Disc 6' :D

The day he starts asking for specific episodes, I'll have a problem. All that stuff looks exactly the same to me

[Ferret]

Where does this hatred of clowns stem from?

I find it quite funny that your son loves a programme about clowns after you fought against the clown smiley all those years. Karma?

It is so hard not to put one in this post. I am resisting for you Andres!

[BSmith]

Never, ever, mention the word "clown" again. It makes me cringe.

My son loves watching this show. He can watch several episodes in a row and is highly frustrated when I switch off the television.

Feel my pain :



Bumbaluuuuu

Wow. Thankfully my wife and I have been pretty successful at restricting TV in general for our kids, but more importantly not introducing them to stupidly annoying shows like this one. We mainly limit their TV to PBS educational shows like Word World and Super Why which are at least somewhat entertaining for the adults as well.

I love that so many of us have kids of a similar age. I have a 4½ year old son and 2½ year old twin daughters.

[Andres]

The Palace - Day 1



A luxuruous Palace ship in an unnamed South-American country.

The yearly festival came to an end. The people had enjoyed themselves and all of them were very pleased that they lived under the reign of Don Fernando Delgado.

Business had been good last year and all villagers had gotten a bigger bonus than usual.

That's right, under the reign of Don Fernando Delgado, you didn't pay taxes. Instead, you got a bonus, simply for living in the territory controlled by him. Having to render a minor service for the Don every now and then was nothing more than a minor nuisance you accepted.

While Don Fernando Delgado retreated to his suite, followed closely, but hardly noticed, by three shadows, the festival went on until the early morning.

It was the perfect occasion for suspiciously looking individuals to infiltrate the village...

***

And kick-off!

The game has now officially started. We start with a night phase. All of you with a role that requires to send in orders, are supposed to do so within 22 hours.

Random.org has decided that the role of Don Fernando Delgado will be played by @Cornelius. He will direct the daily lynches, at least for as long as he's alive.

There is no townie role pm, but all players will get a short notice that the game has officially started.

Town wins a major victory if the Don survives and all threats are eliminated.
Town wins a minor victory if they eliminate all threats, but fail to keep the Don alive.

Good luck everybody! And don't forget to have fun!


Alive (29/29)
Riedquat
BSmith
autolycus
Jarema
edse
TinCow
Darth Feather
Makrell
Montmorency
Csargo
The King
Zack
Elite Ferret
Chaotix
Gaius Scribonius Curio
Arjos
White_Eyes:D
Askthepizzaguy
GeneralHankerchief
issaikhaan
Ishmael
TheFlax
a completely inoffensive name
Cornelius
El Barto
robbiecon
Nightbringer
Xenoneb
LazyMcCrow

Killed (0)

Lynched (0)

WoG/suicide (0)

Replaced (0)

[Montmorency]

I haven't looked at my inbox yet. I haven't even checked the number of messages from the top of the page. I could yet be scum.

[Montmorency]

I'm a serial killer.

[Zack]

I'm a serial killer.

Pssh, I'm a cult leader. Why kill your foes when you can convert them to your side?



Although I do occasionally dabble in serial killing.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Still Flubbo.

[johnhughthom]

Stick me down as a replacement.