Favorite movie quote

[Byzantine Prince]

"On the subway today, a man came up to me and start small talk, this lonely man, talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accomodating, but my head begun to hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it hapen but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased and I couldn't stop laughing." - Detective Somerset reading from John Doe's diaries.

Se7en (1995)



I don't know why I like it, but I fell when people make small talk I want to do the same thing as well.

[Devastatin Dave]

"Slirp, gulp" Deep Throat.

[Kagemusha]

Il be back.Terminator II

[IrishMike]

From my sig:

Strength and Honor- gladiator

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning, it smells like victory."

[Gawain of Orkeny]

Wanna dig up the other 50 threads on this ?

[edyzmedieval]

I like the one from "The Godfather"....

Too bad I forgot it though....

[Al Khalifah]

"Hey man... you got a joint?" - Woodison
"Err no, not on me." - Mitch
"It'd be a lot cooler if you did" - Woodison

The "not on me" bit... priceless. How many times when you've tried to impress people by pretending to be something you're not have you had to use this line?

[Copperhaired Berserker!]

I am your father!-Darth VaderNoooooooooooooooooo!!!!111!!!!!11111- Luke Smegwalker()


Classic I tell you.... HEHE

[Ronin]

This isn´t a normal movie quote...as it is a bit long...but it´s worth it..

From "Clerks"....Randal and Dante discuss the moral problem of destroying the death star in "jedy returns"

RANDAL
A construction job of that magnitude
would require a helluva lot more
manpower than the Imperial army had
to offer. I'll bet there were
independent contractors working on
that thing: plumbers, aluminum
siders, roofers.

DANTE
Not just Imperials, is what you're
getting at.

RANDAL
Exactly. In order to get it built
quickly and quietly they'd hire
anybody who could do the job. Do
you think the average storm trooper
knows how to install a toilet main?
All they know is killing and white
uniforms.

DANTE
All right, so even if independent
contractors are working on the
Death Star, why are you uneasy with
its destruction?

RANDAL
All those innocent contractors
hired to do a job were killed-
casualties of a war they had
nothing to do with.
(notices Dante's confusion)
All right, look-you're a roofer,
and some juicy government contract
comes your way; you got the wife
and kids and the two-story in
suburbia-this is a government
contract, which means all sorts of
benefits. All of a sudden these
left-wing militants blast you with
lasers and wipe out everyone within
a three-mile radius.
RANDAL (CONT'D)
You didn't ask for that. You have
no personal politics. You're just
trying to scrape out a living.



classic

[Crazed Rabbit]

Dirty Harry:
[The bad guy has bee bet up and claims Dirty Harry did it]
Police Chief: Well, did ya do it?
Dirty Harry: No.
PC: Can you prove it?
DH: He looks to damn good.

Crazed Rabbit

[King of Atlantis]

"when in rome" from anchor man, can be used in any situation.

[Lehesu]

"Those aren't pillows!" - Planes, Trains, and Automobiles

[InsaneApache]

We want the finest wines available to humanity, we want them here and we want them now....

Richard E Grant.

Withnail and I.

[Big_John]

pretty much anything from glengarry, glen ross.

examples:

blake: we're adding a little something to this month's sales contest. as you all know, first prize is a cadillac eldorado. anybody want to see second prize? second prize is a set of steak knives. third prize is you're fired.

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roma: who ever told you that you could work with men?

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moss: who are you? what's your name?
blake: you see this watch? you see this watch?
moss: yeah.
blake: that watch costs more than your car. i made $970,000 last year. how much you make? you see pal, that's who I am, and you're nothing. nice guy? i don't give a ****! good father? **** you! go home and play with your kids.


if anyone has ever seen that pacino sound-board, the majority of those lines comes from this movie.

[King Henry V]

Read my sig. Also from same film "No King of England if not King of France". I used to shout that in fench restauraqnts when I was little. My mum and dad were so embarrassed

[Al Khalifah]

Also from Dazed and Confused:

Three nerds talking in a car on the way to a party:
Tony: So, you're not gonna go to law school? What do you wanna do then?
Mike: I wanna dance!
Priceless

[Ianofsmeg16]

Short and Simple
"SUCK ME BEAUTIFUL!!!!" Oz from American Pie
god that bit made me laugh

[GoreBag]

"To crush your enemies, see them broken before you, and to hear the lamentations of the women."

Conan the Barbarian.

[Big_John]

"To crush your enemies, see them broken before you, and to hear the lamentations of the women."

Conan the Barbarian.

ack!! yeah!!

that movie (one of the best ever!) has lots of great quotes, but that's probably the best one.

another great one is thulsa dooms

"infidel defilers! they shall all drown in lakes of blood. now they will know why they are afraid of the dark. now they will know why they fear the night."

[Roark]

pretty much anything from glengarry, glen ross.

Bingo. My pick would be the climax, in which Ricky Roma is giving the verbal smackdown to his supervisor.

[Big_John]

Bingo. My pick would be the climax, in which Ricky Roma is giving the verbal smackdown to his supervisor.

definitely. i took the last line from it as one of my examples above. unfortunately, the whole speech would lose it's luster here.. what with all the required editing and such. also, without pacino's cadence, it's just not the same.

[King Henry V]

From Team America: "Now, suck my cock".

[Divine Wind]

From Gladiator,

"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next."

[The Blind King of Bohemia]

Withnail and I:


Peter Marwood: What about whatshisname?

Withnail: What about him?

Peter Marwood: Why don't you give him a call?

Withnail: What for?

Peter Marwood: Ask him about his house.

Withnail: You want me to call whatshisname and ask him about his house?

Peter Marwood: Why not?

Withnail: Alright. What's his number?

Peter Marwood: I've no idea. I've never met him.

Withnail: Well neither have I. What the f**k are you talking about?

[drone]

"My advice to you, is to start drinking heavily."
- John 'Bluto' Blutarsky - "Animal House"

[Kaiser of Arabia]

Senator, we're both part of the same hypocricy, but never think that it applies to my family.

[Krusader]

"To survive a war, you have to become one" - Rambo: First Blood - Part 2

[JimBob]

Five way tie

Red: You're gonna fit right in. Everyone in here is innocent. Heywood, what're you in here for?
Heywood: Didn't do it. Lawyer f***ed me.
Shawshank Redemtion

Heywood: The Count of Monte Crisco...
Floyd: That's "Cristo" you dumb s***.
Heywood: ...by Alexandree Dumb-ass. Dumb-ass.
Andy Dufresne: Dumb-ass? "Dumas". You know what it's about? You'll like it, it's about a prison break.
Red: Well we should file that one under "Educational" too, oughten we?
Shawshank Redemtion

Dad: That kid's going to make one hell of a lawyer.
Mom: Yea, he takes after his father... He's a son of a b****
Dad: ...F*** you dear.
SLC Punk

Bill: You killed Ted, you medieval dickweed!
Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure

Ted: Want a twinkie, Genghis Khan?
Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure

[Evil_Maniac From Mars]

"To crush your enemies, see them broken before you, and to hear the lamentations of the women."

Conan the Barbarian.

Actually, that should be:

"To crush your enemies, see them DRIVEN before you, and to hear the lamentations of the women."- Ghenghis Khan, in response to a general's comment

[King Henry V]

The Merovingian in The Matrix Reloaded: "Nom de Dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperies de connards d'enculés de ta mère. You see, it's like wiping your arse with silk, I love it."