The Thing: The .Org Game [Concluded]

[King Henry V]

OK, well go ahead vote for me. I'm not afraid of being tested. But so long as Silver Rusher and Orb go first.

[Silver Rusher]

Come on guys, only 4 people have voted so far! Don't you care about this game?

[Orb]

KHV hasn't voted yet.

[King Henry V]

Well I say Silver Rusher.

[Orb]

KHV seems too defensive to me, so I'll stick with voting for him.

[Evil_Maniac From Mars]

Vote: Silver Rusher

Must a King wear a crown?

[Orb]

On another ground noone's tried, wouldn't a general carry a sword?

And could it be a false clue to throw us all off the mafia?

[Csargo]

I've said General for the last round and voted for him again. A General also has shiny medals and such.

[doc_bean]

vote:doc_bean

I can prove I'm not guilty !

[Ignoramus]

I can prove I'm not guilty !

Except that the "Thing" will kill you.

Vote: Silver Rusher

[Silver Rusher]

Oh for God's sake...

I provide flawless logic for why you should vote for somebody who is CLEARLY acting the most suspicious and you guys are going for me based on a vague clue which could mean anything.

I have heard Ultra making references to my gold haired face in the chat (or was it the Godfather thread? Can't remember) so that could be it.

That thing is gonna get me now... however, if you test KHV the thing won't be getting anybody anymore.

I will leave you with this. If KHV is tested and isn't the the thing, then vote for me by all means. Just don't vote for me this round, test him instead.

[GeneralHankerchief]

Fine.

But you're next.

Unvote: Silver Rusher
Vote: King Henry V

[King Henry V]

OK, can we get on with the vote?

[UltraWar]

The Administrator rounded up all the workers into the lab.

"So King Henry V, you seem to have been voted to be tested to make sure that you are not the thing. I would say that there has been some peculiar behaviour from you."

King Henry V was looking tense and couldn't stay focused at all. The administrator plunged the needle containing "Ultraium Waroxide" and then watched the effects.

Nothing Happened

"Everyone, King Henry V is not the "Thing". This means it is still out there. Get back to work now."

Just then, King Henry V fell to the floor dead.

"Somebody has been tampering with the needle. That person shall have no mercy shown to him as I know who it is. So do they."

Everyone was looking around at each other when the administrator took out a colt .44.

"I might have fired 5 or 6 bullets from this pistol. In the excitement earlier, I just can't remember. Are you feeling lucky, PUNK?"

The gun was pointed at Silver Rusher and he was trembling so much that he wet himself.

"I would say that you are feeling the pressure already."

Silver Rusher tried to run away as fast as he could but the administrator was a deadly aim and shot Silver Rusher in the back of the head.

"He got what he deserved. Now go back to work!"

Votes:

King Henry V - 3 votes
Silver Rusher - 2 votes
doc_bean - 1 vote
Generalhankerchief - 1 vote

Alive:

GeneralHankerchief
Orb
Evil_Maniac From Mars
Ignoramus
doc_bean

Tested:

Csar

Dead:

discovery1
Silver Rusher
King Henry V
Sasaki Kojiro

[Csargo]

GH again.

[Silver Rusher]

Can somebody tell me why I just died?

[Csargo]

You sabotaged the needle

[Ignoramus]

UltraWar, please explain.

[King Henry V]

You bastards! See, I wasn't the thing. If only you would have listened . Anyway, at least Silver Rusher is dead. The second one must Orb.

[Orb]

So, why are they dead?

[Csargo]

"Somebody has been tampering with the needle. That person shall have no mercy shown to him as I know who it is. So do they."

Everyone was looking around at each other when the administrator took out a colt .44.

"I might have fired 5 or 6 bullets from this pistol. In the excitement earlier, I just can't remember. Are you feeling lucky, PUNK?"

The gun was pointed at Silver Rusher and he was trembling so much that he wet himself.

"I would say that you are feeling the pressure already."

Silver Rusher tried to run away as fast as he could but the administrator was a deadly aim and shot Silver Rusher in the back of the head.

It says it all right there SR tampered with the needle so the Administrator shot him.

[Silver Rusher]

No, Csar, you do not understand.

This is an example of poor game hosting. I will bet you anything that this has only happened because of what I said about the game being too much in favour of the workers. If you told me that UltraWar chose me randomly at the beginning and decided that that particular area of the story would come to me, I would laugh in your face. Apparently, not only trying to play the game properly (statistical analysis etc.) but also helping the game (this was obviously a direct result of my comments about the workers' chances of winning) gets you killed around here. Basically, I would bet you anything that it was done out of spite. Sorry, I wouldn't have posted this if I wasn't so pissed off at my spiteful killing-by-moderator but it is true.

[Orb]

Hm... I actually think that you and Henry would be dead anyway after testings, but that would be a bit more useful to us workers. Still, this is something that could have gone a bit smoother if the Thing were given the option of two kills instead.

[Silver Rusher]

Hm... I actually think that you and Henry would be dead anyway after testings, but that would be a bit more useful to us workers. Still, this is something that could have gone a bit smoother if the Thing were given the option of two kills instead.

I agree, if the Thing could kill two this game could probably work quite well.

[UltraWar]

The thing still needs to strike so be ready

[Csargo]

No, Csar, you do not understand.

This is an example of poor game hosting. I will bet you anything that this has only happened because of what I said about the game being too much in favour of the workers. If you told me that UltraWar chose me randomly at the beginning and decided that that particular area of the story would come to me, I would laugh in your face. Apparently, not only trying to play the game properly (statistical analysis etc.) but also helping the game (this was obviously a direct result of my comments about the workers' chances of winning) gets you killed around here. Basically, I would bet you anything that it was done out of spite. Sorry, I wouldn't have posted this if I wasn't so pissed off at my spiteful killing-by-moderator but it is true.

Yeah sorry I misunderstood what you were saying. I don't know why he did it but he can do is explain his actions.

[UltraWar]

The villager walked home. What a dramatic day it had been! Who'd have thought that Silver_Rusher would poison the needle?

He leaned against the wall for a moment to relax and... the Thing woke up.

The Thing knew that Silver_Rusher wouldn't poison the needle. It chuckled to itself. There wasn't anyone in the world except one target.

General Hankerchief, continuing from his Segestica experiment, was working out his plan to take the Siberian research facility to the largest city in the world. Everyone needed a hobby.

There was a creak as the door opened. The General turned around to see the Thing enter. He got up from his chair and drew his pistol. The Thing's hand moved like a whirlwind. There was a single shot sounding throughout the hallway.

The Thing stood triumphant, holding a smoking pistol. The black hat faded back into its shapeless features. General Hankerchief lay on the floor of his room, his stomach bleeding out onto the synthetic floorboards.

'You obviously spend too much time playing Rome: Total War and organising Mafia games and not enough watching Westerns.'

But GH wasn't done yet, he picked up the gladius he'd stashed under the holographic floorboards secretly and then charged at the thing. He was promptly roundhouse kicked in the face.

He stared from the flat of his back to see the godly features of Chuck Norris on the face of the Thing.

It returned to formlessness again. A second shot was heard, and it left the room.

---------------------------------
The administrator pressed the alarm, wasn't it lucky he installed the new noise pollution reducers in the hallways? Otherwise the shots would have woken everyone up.

"Everyone, It seems that General Hankerchief has been killed by roundhouse kick."

At this, the workers were laughing a bit but were were worried about the Thing Being alive.

"We need to test another one of you again. I will give you another quote now"

At this the Administrator got out a piece of paper....

"Quick decisions are unsafe decisions"

Alive:

Orb
Evil_Maniac From Mars
Ignoramus
doc_bean

Tested:

Csar

Dead:

discovery1
Silver Rusher
King Henry V
Sasaki Kojiro
GeneralHankerchief

[GeneralHankerchief]

Ok, I know who it is.

Too bad I can't tell you all now.

[Csargo]

Doc-Bean

[Orb]

Why doc_bean? Admittedly he seems to have kept a low profile - which would be necessary for a Thing when he can't defend himself on the grounds he'll die when voted for.

So, until I find a better candidate:

Vote: Doc_Bean