I read that with a blanc expression, now I'm turning rouge about my puns.
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I read that with a blanc expression, now I'm turning rouge about my puns.
There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.
“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”
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Just sour grapes, I think.Originally Posted by Big King Sanctaphrax
"If there is a sin against life, it consists not so much in despairing as in hoping for another life and in eluding the implacable grandeur of this one."
Albert Camus "Noces"
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Sarkozy should deploy peacekeeping troops to these regions and burn the cash crops of these terrorists. No mercy!
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To the (Ernest & Julio) Gallo with them!
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I'm going to feel a bit silly for posting this in the News of the Weird if Paris gets destroyed by a dirty bomb planted by the winemakers.
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I agree. Not a rose scenario.
There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.
“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.
"The purpose of a university education for Left / Liberals is to attain all the politically correct attitudes towards minorties, and the financial means to live as far away from them as possible."
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You shouldn't if they only blow up the Paris Hilton.
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Flippin' heck, you've gorne an' torn it now guvnor....Death by crutch?
There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.
“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.
"The purpose of a university education for Left / Liberals is to attain all the politically correct attitudes towards minorties, and the financial means to live as far away from them as possible."
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I don't even want to know if they'll put "the bomb" in the back entrance.You shouldn't if they only blow up the Paris Hilton.
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
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Man caught eating spaghetti while driving lorry
He was obviously out of the loop when it came to the law about that.
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They didn't accept the legal boob?Her attorney, Jeffrey Rothman, told the Daily News that his client won the civil rights settlement from the city, which did not admit or deny wrongdoing.
"If there is a sin against life, it consists not so much in despairing as in hoping for another life and in eluding the implacable grandeur of this one."
Albert Camus "Noces"
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It's a good job it's my bedtime.
There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.
“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.
"The purpose of a university education for Left / Liberals is to attain all the politically correct attitudes towards minorties, and the financial means to live as far away from them as possible."
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That made me happy to the fullest extent when I read that.
"Justice is the firm and continuous desire to render to everyone
that which is his due." - Justinian I
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The ramifications of this decision will be felt by the city government from the top down. Justice wasn't blind in this case, it was peeking, me thinks.
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lmao Gregoshi, never short of pun.
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/4748292.stm
Man maaries goat
Student by day, bacon-eating narwhal by night (specifically midnight)
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Don't anyone tell Avicenna that it ends in tears.
There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.
“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.
"The purpose of a university education for Left / Liberals is to attain all the politically correct attitudes towards minorties, and the financial means to live as far away from them as possible."
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Have we a prophet here? Anyway
Ssssmugglers resort to garden gnomes
Student by day, bacon-eating narwhal by night (specifically midnight)
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No gift of prophecy required. This story was done to death some while ago when the bride passed away. Don't let IA get your goat on this, he's only kid-ding.
"If there is a sin against life, it consists not so much in despairing as in hoping for another life and in eluding the implacable grandeur of this one."
Albert Camus "Noces"
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hehe.
Anyroad, another one.
Knickers and bra destroy road.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/6766657.stmA bra and a pair of knickers have been blamed for a flood and road collapse in County Durham.
Roll on the puns.
There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.
“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.
"The purpose of a university education for Left / Liberals is to attain all the politically correct attitudes towards minorties, and the financial means to live as far away from them as possible."
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He's a Tombe Raider. I wonder if the goat's name is Laura?
Regarding bras and sewage, Northumbrian Water should track down who flushed those items and sue her for damages*.
* where's the pun? Since it is obscure, here's the reveal for those who don't get it:
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
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Brilliant.
At first, I didn't think it was a pun, but of corset was. I laughed like a drain.
"If there is a sin against life, it consists not so much in despairing as in hoping for another life and in eluding the implacable grandeur of this one."
Albert Camus "Noces"
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haha.... Greg I laughed like a drain.
There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.
“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.
"The purpose of a university education for Left / Liberals is to attain all the politically correct attitudes towards minorties, and the financial means to live as far away from them as possible."
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Student by day, bacon-eating narwhal by night (specifically midnight)
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Would that make Adam Sandler a Water Melon?
(I know it is a different "football", but go with me on this one)
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I know, that is why I backed it up with an explanation.
(yes, there's another pun in there)
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Thou shalt not drive and drink
How to drive pope-rly
Last edited by Avicenna; 06-19-2007 at 19:51.
Student by day, bacon-eating narwhal by night (specifically midnight)
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Snakes in a Gnome
Snakes in a gnome, the great smuggling operation of the year.
I feel an urge to investigate that bird bath...
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Have you just been dumped?
I ask because it's usually something like that which causes outbursts like this, needless to say I dissagree completely.
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"I've had enough of these ******* snakes in this ********* gnome."
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