"Reality TV" must cease to exist

**Bijo** · 12-10-2007, 19:13

Check here for the idea.

You know which one is popular nowadays here? De Gouden Kooi. What you do is you throw a bunch of simpletons into a house and let them engage each other in conflict. The fools. When I watch it -- and I do so ONLY if forced -- I cringe in pain as my eyes detect them.

The purpose is to win money by eliminating other residents, but you know what I find odd? The show has been proceeding for quite some time now, and whenever someone is eliminated he or she is replaced by a newcomer. What the hell? Damn greed and ratings.

Some time ago I had to watch a part of this crappy program and what I saw is so TYPICAL: two men fighting because of a woman. It seemed okay for a woman to betray some guy in front of his damn face, but when this guy went with some other woman in there the first woman got all pissed. They're like a bunch of ANIMALS! DAYUM!!!

I saw two young primitive men in conflict, yelling at each other's faces, as the woman in question was standing idly by. Women. Well.... arrgh, whatever! It's a piece of crap and it'll never achieve a higher status on the gauge of Primitivity & Non-Primitivity.

Especially amusing is when they -- or some -- are in discussion reasonably calmly, but when you listen to them you would know -- if you pay good attention -- that their intellect is so low they cannot even think straight. It's all emotions, illogic, and beliefs!

"Oh, but... but... you're wrong, 'cause I think.... blah blah blah."
"You filthy...!"
"Blah blah blah!"
And so on, and so on.

Oh please, oh PLEASE, my dear God. Art Ye truly so cruel? How and WHY are these people and the creators even ALLOWED to exist? Come, come, my fellow ORG visitors. It would seem my mind control device is almost completed. Let us march through the streets and protest against this commercial immoral rubbish infecting the simple vulnerable human minds of the blind and deaf masses! Let us advance and destroy all REALITY TV!!

**Viking** · 12-10-2007, 19:29

I think TV should cease to exist; we have the internet anyway.

**drone** · 12-10-2007, 21:34

With the writers' strike going on over here without any sign of resolution, reality TV will soon be the only game in town. Turn off your TV, and read a book or play video games.

**Reverend Joe** · 12-10-2007, 22:20

I want gladiator fights. Give these idiots pointy knives, fill 'em with cheap American lager and HAVE AT IT!

**caravel** · 12-10-2007, 22:24

That would actually be quite entertaining as in, i.e. "Drunken Celebrity has-been Death Match".

**Reverend Joe** · 12-10-2007, 22:25

Originally Posted by Caravel

That would actually be quite entertaining as in, i.e. "Drunken Celebrity has-been Death Match".

First match HAS to be Hall & Oates... to the mutual death!

**Drisos** · 12-10-2007, 22:51

You're Dutch, right?

Start your own political party. Then I'll have someone to vote!

(I like your idea's!

)

**AntiochusIII** · 12-11-2007, 06:58

I think Bijo sounds involved.

You know the whole "argh, idiot!" is part of the appeal right?

**Beefy187** · 12-11-2007, 13:14

We all know what Bijo is gonna do... Fill our boring tv programs with fun filled sports, comedy channels and documentarys. I wouldnt mind couple hours of Roman history